What property would you own in the world?

[Walstibia]

Vatican Hill.

Hope you don't mind, but I'm redecorating the Sistine Chapel with paintings of mammoths.

So easy, a cave man could do it

[Neanderthaland]

Vatican Hill.

Hope you don't mind, but I'm redecorating the Sistine Chapel with paintings of mammoths.

So easy, a cave man could do it

People always say that.

Let's see you make a flint arrowhead.

Go on.

[Infected Mushroom]

McDonalds. The corporation of McDonalds (one property). Is that allowed?

Imagine me, being the 100% owner of McDonalds.

It would be fantastic. I'd be rich enough to never have to work, I can have an infinite supply of Sausage McMuffins with Eggs, and I can walk around drinking McD orange juice while giving random orders over the phone.

McDonalds best company in the world.

Pfft. Wendy’s any day of the week. Far better burgers, and they have loaded fries.

They've got nothing on the Sausage McMuffin with Egg, Fillet-O-Fish, and the Bic Mac.

Also, McDonalds is far more creative with their seasonal specials.

[Pope Joan]

There is an inactive camp near where we lived. It is in the Adirondacks, abuts a state park, and runs along a stream between two small lakes. It is in ruins but still has water and septic facilities, tennis courts, basketball, archery, and many sturdy foundations on which to build.

There is a pebbly beach

Fishing is good/

I would bring at least some of it to life, and share it with local kids.

The asking price is 3 million dollars.

(I think there are 450 acres)

[The Conez Imperium]

Whatever property is most dear to Donald Trump just for the lolz. Mar a lago or Trump tower in NYC.

[Senkaku]

The most expensive apartment building in New York City (or I suppose London or Paris or something might be acceptable). I can live off rents and whatnot, or if I get sick of it, sell the building and live off the fortune I'll acquire as a result (probably including buying less expensive properties that I might want ).

[Walstibia]

So easy, a cave man could do it

People always say that.

Let's see you make a flint arrowhead.

Go on.

Dude, mine would probably come out blunt.

[Ostroeuropa]

A pub in a decent location for amount of custom.

In fact, there's that pub right by parliament in london that MPs frequent. That one. I'd rename it to the spoiled ballot. Because the current owner has no sense of style or humor.

[The Snazzylands]

Trump tower, hands down.

[Ethel mermania]

People always say that.

Let's see you make a flint arrowhead.

Go on.

Dude, mine would probably come out blunt.

That's the way jerry would have wanted it.

[Neu Leonstein]

Probably some combination of Fallingwater, the Farnsworth House and the Stahl House, except somewhere on a Norwegian Fjord or the Pacific coast somewhere between Seattle and Vancouver?

Though I'd want a copy of it on one of the outlying islands of Hong Kong or the far side of Penang too, for if I don't feel like shitty weather.

[The Federation of Kendor]

I think I want a luxurious penthouse, with fancy facilities and services, wide room, and good infrastructure, with good road access, clean water, running electricity, high tech, etc

Would you be able to maintain it, though?

So you use realism. I forget to say that I also want a large amount of money

[Sovaal]

So easy, a cave man could do it

People always say that.

Let's see you make a flint arrowhead.

Go on.

We have these little things called Walmart’s where I can get steel arrowheads.

[South Acren]

A Farmhouse in the country

[Goverwal]

A mansion in Wiltshire maybe. Saying that, a relatively large property between Imola, Venice and Milan somewhere would be nice. Perhaps Solvenia- but I can't pronounce brg dyrhk, so I would have to give people my address in writing...
Let's go for a large property somewhere near Marghera then. On the other hand, maybe somewhere between to Rome/ Pompeii? Saying that, Pompeii's near Napoli, and I that looks like a third world country. Not there then. I know Catalonia quite well though, and I like Catalonia. And I speak Spanish, which helps. Abu Dhabi's nice as well. And shopping's easier than Spain in Italy or the UAE. I also prefer the food in the UAE or Italy.

In summary, I would like:
-A large mansion near the Emerald River in Slovenia
-A large house in Catalonia, between Barcelona and Girona
-The Emirates Palace Hotel, Abu Dhabi
-A super-car and a private jet for transport between the aforementioned properties and Italy

In return for the long list, I give the genie permission to destroy Orlando and the surrounding area.

[The Liberated Territories]

The Taj Mahal

[Neanderthaland]

People always say that.

Let's see you make a flint arrowhead.

Go on.

We have these little things called Walmart’s where I can get steel arrowheads.

So easy, a consumerist could do it.

[Vespertania]

It's my first post so go easy on me please!

No.

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I would own all of Ireland.

[Chernoslavia]

The Kremlin. I'd sell it back to Russia if they pay me enough to retire on. I need $4 million or so. I'm not asking for too much. It is roughly $50,000 a year for 60 years plus $1 million to serve as a buffer against inflation as one lump sum. I know Russia is rich enough, gimme gimme gimme; I know they wouldn't regret it if I'm out of their hair afterwards.

Or they could just kill you...

[Sovaal]

We have these little things called Walmart’s where I can get steel arrowheads.

So easy, a consumerist could do it.

Exactly. The beauty of capital.

[Topoliani]

So, it has to be a private place of life?

Hmm, then some mansion in the middle of Siberia with good internet and a bottomless pit of money.

Fuck interacting with humans in real life.

[Ifreann]

So, it has to be a private place of life?

Hmm, then some mansion in the middle of Siberia with good internet and a bottomless pit of money.

Fuck interacting with humans in real life.

Are there any mansions in Siberia?

[Trumptonium]

An apartment overlooking Fontvieille in Monaco.

[Topoliani]

So, it has to be a private place of life?

Hmm, then some mansion in the middle of Siberia with good internet and a bottomless pit of money.

Fuck interacting with humans in real life.

Are there any mansions in Siberia?

Are there bottomless pits of money?

[Ifreann]

Are there any mansions in Siberia?

Are there bottomless pits of money?

The lost treasure of the Romanovs is out there somewhere.