[TITLE] Relocating The Living Room
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "What are you waiting for?" hollers Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Tasmania, they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There are nearly a 100 atolls, coral islands and islets which are currently claimed by Tasmania. None of them are inhabited and they are also rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can even introduce a civilian population on the largest islands. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," states Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights, that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Tasmania."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "What are you waiting for?" hollers Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Tasmania, they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There are nearly a 100 atolls, coral islands and islets which are currently claimed by Tasmania. None of them are inhabited and they are also rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can even introduce a civilian population on the largest islands. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," states Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights, that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Tasmania."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department
[TITLE] Relocating The Living Room
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "With our increasing population, our current borders are not sufficient. We require more living space for the needs of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@," states General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "So what are we waiting for? Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Tasmania, they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There is a large, sparsely populated archipelago here, which is currently claimed by Tasmania and it is rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can introduce a civilian population on the largest islands after the local inhabitants have been shown who's boss. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," advises Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights, that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Tasmania."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "With our increasing population, our current borders are not sufficient. We require more living space for the needs of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@," states General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "So what are we waiting for? Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Tasmania, they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There is a large, sparsely populated archipelago here, which is currently claimed by Tasmania and it is rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can introduce a civilian population on the largest islands after the local inhabitants have been shown who's boss. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," advises Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights, that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Tasmania."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department
[TITLE] Relocating The Living Room
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "Our current borders are not sufficient, we need more living space for the @@DEMONYM@@ people," states General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "So what are we waiting for? Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Wezeltonia; they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There is a large, sparsely populated archipelago here, which is currently claimed by Wezeltonia, and it is rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can introduce a civilian population on the largest islands after the local inhabitants have been shown who's boss. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," advises Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, and trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights; that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Wezeltonia."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department
[DESCRIPTION] As your population is now @@POPULATION@@, your military chiefs have come to you to discuss the issue of lebensraum.
[VALIDITY] must have a large military, a population of at least half a billion
[OPTION] "Our current borders are not sufficient, we need more living space for the @@DEMONYM@@ people," states General @@RANDOMNAME@@. "So what are we waiting for? Send out our navy, fill those ships with marines and let's start claiming new lands. One by one those nations will fall, then we can conscript their men, plunder their natural resources and don't stop until the whole world is under our control. Let's start with Wezeltonia; they will thank us for it in the end."
[EFFECT] pieces of white paper are in short supply as world leaders want to appease @@LEADER@@
[OPTION] "I think a full-on invasion might turn out costly and embarrassing for us," muses Vice Admiral @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The inhabitants of these countries were only armed with sharpened fruit 200 years ago, but now they have a modern military with equipment to rival our own. Take a look at this map of the South @@REGION@@ Sea. There is a large, sparsely populated archipelago here, which is currently claimed by Wezeltonia, and it is rich in oil, gas and fish reserves. Let's send our navy there, take over these islands and start building military structures on them. We can introduce a civilian population on the largest islands after the local inhabitants have been shown who's boss. We can nick these islands right from under their very noses!"
[EFFECT] a 9-dash line must be drawn on all maps
[OPTION] "You know, if you recall history, this hasn't always been done by military might," advises Air Marshall @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Sometimes countries got conquered via diplomacy. Let's set up diplomatic offices, and trade branches and create treaties that gradually wear away other countries' sovereign rights; that way we can still gain control of these places without the violence. But I agree, we should start with Wezeltonia."
[EFFECT] the art of skulduggery is now a top government department