The Infinites:AND BEYOND - Comedy, Supers, Space -(OOC/Open)

[Barapam]

Name: Hans Waltz
Codename: I'll leave that to the others.
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Appearance:

Biography: Bla bla bla... Finland... bla bla... World War II... bla bla bla... Winter War... bla bla... Continuation War... bla bla bla... Finnish Air Force... bla bla bla... sucked into a wormhole and transported to Planet McPlanetface ca 70 years later, where he crashed a shootout between lizard mobsters, lizard cops, and the Infinites.
Powers: His farts don't smell.

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Describe your abilities: I'm from Finland, isn't that enough?

... Ok, you don't count that, I see... Well, I... my power is... my farts don't smell. It's... kinda useful, I suppose...
Why did you turn to crime: I wouldn't call it crime since I haven't done anything illegal - well, a few minor unimportant things, of course, when I was young and dumb, such as stealing apples, driving too fast and fighting with knives - but when your country ally with Nazi Germany, even if it's only to get back at the Soviets who attacked you first, then maybe that makes you a villain from a comic book perspective.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Isn't a villain with a superpower a supervillain by default?
How do you feel about the Infinites: They're all right... I wasn't sure about the Russkies first, but the chick seems nice enough. I don't trust the teddy bear though.
What's your end goal: How the hell should I know!? I just got here, and the lizard mobsters are the most normal thing around! Yes, I'm including the Infinites when I say that!
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I probably ask for a good explanation before I let them go. Otherwise I guess we'll simply get drunk together.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: I'm from Finland. I don't like to talk, and if I do, I prefer to curse.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): Like I said, I'm from Finland. We don't laugh.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Okay, for the last time, I'm from Finland. We don't express our emotions, we hide them deep inside us and pretend they don't exist.
Any lines you won't cross: Plenty! I'm probably a terrible villain actually, but then again, the tardigrade isn't much of a hero either, so...
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I have an archenemy already, maybe you know him? Big mustache, speaks Russian... Sounds familiar? Oh, and then there's Pekka Leppänen. He sold me some bad moonshine and tried to steal my girlfriend.

[Talchyon]

Feel free to control my characters for a bit, I'm going to be busy for a few days.

Ok Whalestron.



-Talc

[Talchyon]

Name: Hans Waltz
Codename: I'll leave that to the others.
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Appearance:

(Image)

Biography: Bla bla bla... Finland... bla bla... World War II... bla bla bla... Winter War... bla bla... Continuation War... bla bla bla... Finnish Air Force... bla bla bla... sucked into a wormhole and transported to Planet McPlanetface ca 70 years later, where he crashed a shootout between lizard mobsters, lizard cops, and the Infinites.
Powers: His farts don't smell.

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Describe your abilities: I'm from Finland, isn't that enough?

... Ok, you don't count that, I see... Well, I... my power is... my farts don't smell. It's... kinda useful, I suppose...
Why did you turn to crime: I wouldn't call it crime since I haven't done anything illegal - well, a few minor unimportant things, of course, when I was young and dumb, such as stealing apples, driving too fast and fighting with knives - but when your country ally with Nazi Germany, even if it's only to get back at the Soviets who attacked you first, then maybe that makes you a villain from a comic book perspective.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Isn't a villain with a superpower a supervillain by default?
How do you feel about the Infinites: They're all right... I wasn't sure about the Russkies first, but the chick seems nice enough. I don't trust the teddy bear though.
What's your end goal: How the hell should I know!? I just got here, and the lizard mobsters are the most normal thing around! Yes, I'm including the Infinites when I say that!
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I probably ask for a good explanation before I let them go. Otherwise I guess we'll simply get drunk together.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: I'm from Finland. I don't like to talk, and if I do, I prefer to curse.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): Like I said, I'm from Finland. We don't laugh.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Okay, for the last time, I'm from Finland. We don't express our emotions, we hide them deep inside us and pretend they don't exist.
Any lines you won't cross: Plenty! I'm probably a terrible villain actually, but then again, the tardigrade isn't much of a hero either, so...
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I have an archenemy already, maybe you know him? Big mustache, speaks Russian... Sounds familiar? Oh, and then there's Pekka Leppänen. He sold me some bad moonshine and tried to steal my girlfriend.

And just to make the decision that I made for this character by telegram official, he is ACCEPTED. And his intro has caused quite a stir.

-Talc

[The Last Abode of Pando]

To all confused by my last post,



Polyp was one of the first Minnesota Infinites from before Talchyon took over.

Ed and Aesculapius were accidentally teleported to a fantasy world at the end of Talchyon's first arc. They've kept the costume and weapons since they were there for six years, only to come back fifteen seconds later than they left.

[Dragonarya]

To all confused by my last post,



Polyp was one of the first Minnesota Infinites from before Talchyon took over.

Ed and Aesculapius were accidentally teleported to a fantasy world at the end of Talchyon's first arc. They've kept the costume and weapons since they were there for six years, only to come back fifteen seconds later than they left.

Narnia

[Talchyon]

Dragonarya - a question on your post. You mentioned a van. Refresh me as to what this is. I thought that as far as vehicles that are present, we have a police car that the heroes and villains are in, a crashed space ship, the Infinites' ship from the Squelch (at least I think this is there - I'm on phone and it's not convenient to check right now). I also think the mafia lizards had a ship too. But I suppose a van would be better for them...)

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

Dragonarya - a question on your post. You mentioned a van. Refresh me as to what this is. I thought that as far as vehicles that are present, we have a police car that the heroes and villains are in, a crashed space ship, the Infinites' ship from the Squelch (at least I think this is there - I'm on phone and it's not convenient to check right now). I also think the mafia lizards had a ship too. But I suppose a van would be better for them...)

-Talc

Oops... I meant police car. Let me fix that.

[NightWing]

If this is too OP, I have a sassy 5' tall villain as a backup plan.

Name: Tyrannosaurus Rex, commonly known as T-Rex
Codename: The Peaceful Predator, Fossil, or by the especially rude Old Man
Age: Oh, give or take 66 million years
Sex: Male
Appearance:

Bio: Mr. Fossil was born too far back for anyone to remember. Back in his day, he was the bottom of the pecking order due to one difference: he wanted to be peaceful. He wouldn't attack for territory, he didn't fight for a mate, he didn't kill when attacked. No one attacked him anyway. Then he made the mistake of skinny dipping in the arctic regions, and the water was deeper than he thought, and frankly he can't swim... so he sank and later froze in a giant ice cube. Fast forward a few million years, scientists find him perfectly preserved in ice and try to excavate him, only for him to come back to life when heated up. However, instead of trying to eat them, he was enamored by how peaceful they were compared to dinosaurs and tried to replicate them. He learned fluent English and tried to work at multiple jobs (McDonalds, Chick-fil-a, Sonic... he loves this thing humans call "fast food") but they were all too terrified to accept him. Dismayed, he discovered the Infinites and joined them to eradicate the war in the world (or Orient, Minnesota) as well as stereotypes.
Powers:

• T-Rex - Well, he's a T-Rex and all that comes with it. Big mouth, large teeth, useless arms, etc.
• On a Diet - Has developed to become an omnivore. Surprisingly useful.
• Brain Freeze! - Can survive being frozen, and actually preserves very well. When he dies (hopefully not soon), he probably won't turn into dry bones for a while.
• Diplomat - Surprisingly convincing, although that might have to do with fear.

RP sample: Wolves of the Mist

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(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: "I have evolved to eat plants and meat, and I'm very convincing. Most of the time."
Why did you become a superhero: "To show people what I can be! I'm more than a monster from Jurassic Park that isn't supposed to exist - and yes, I watched that wretched movie. I'm here to prove that no matter what gender, race, or species you are, you can do great things!" *cue child's clapping*
What are your goals for the future: "To be accepted by the human race. In fact, I'd like to become one of them. I'd also like to find a way to fit in doorways."
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): Most don't take too kindly to a T-Rex, and associate him as a villain. Also, he refuses to kill or seriously harm anyone. Not very useful in battle, contrary to what you'd expect.
How would you describe your talents?: "I'm big, strong, durable, cute, and very good at talking."
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?): He doesn't use them to their full extent. He doesn't want another era of the dinosaur coming around.
What are your strengths?: "I'm very strong, diplomatic, and as an added bonus can give people rides."
What are your weaknesses?: "People fear me! You don't know how terrible it is, people screaming and running at the sight of you. Why, just the other day, I tried to hitchhike, but the man that pulled over jumped out of the car and ran, screaming..." *sniffle* "Um, that and I can't fit in small spaces. Among other things."
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): He can get very emotional when talking about inequality. Social issues? He's a dinosaur... that tries to be human. Also won't fight if it requires killing or seriously harming a human.
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: "To show that anyone can do it!"
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): He's their worst nightmare...

[Talchyon]

If this is too OP, I have a sassy 5' tall villain as a backup plan.

Name: Tyrannosaurus Rex, commonly known as T-Rex
Codename: The Peaceful Predator, Fossil, or by the especially rude Old Man
Age: Oh, give or take 66 million years
Sex: Male
Appearance:

(Image)

Bio: Mr. Fossil was born too far back for anyone to remember. Back in his day, he was the bottom of the pecking order due to one difference: he wanted to be peaceful. He wouldn't attack for territory, he didn't fight for a mate, he didn't kill when attacked. No one attacked him anyway. Then he made the mistake of skinny dipping in the arctic regions, and the water was deeper than he thought, and frankly he can't swim... so he sank and later froze in a giant ice cube. Fast forward a few million years, scientists find him perfectly preserved in ice and try to excavate him, only for him to come back to life when heated up. However, instead of trying to eat them, he was enamored by how peaceful they were compared to dinosaurs and tried to replicate them. He learned fluent English and tried to work at multiple jobs (McDonalds, Chick-fil-a, Sonic... he loves this thing humans call "fast food") but they were all too terrified to accept him. Dismayed, he discovered the Infinites and joined them to eradicate the war in the world (or Orient, Minnesota) as well as stereotypes.
Powers:

• T-Rex - Well, he's a T-Rex and all that comes with it. Big mouth, large teeth, useless arms, etc.
• On a Diet - Has developed to become an omnivore. Surprisingly useful.
• Brain Freeze! - Can survive being frozen, and actually preserves very well. When he dies (hopefully not soon), he probably won't turn into dry bones for a while.
• Diplomat - Surprisingly convincing, although that might have to do with fear.

RP sample: Wolves of the Mist

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(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: "I have evolved to eat plants and meat, and I'm very convincing. Most of the time."
Why did you become a superhero: "To show people what I can be! I'm more than a monster from Jurassic Park that isn't supposed to exist - and yes, I watched that wretched movie. I'm here to prove that no matter what gender, race, or species you are, you can do great things!" *cue child's clapping*
What are your goals for the future: "To be accepted by the human race. In fact, I'd like to become one of them. I'd also like to find a way to fit in doorways."
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): Most don't take too kindly to a T-Rex, and associate him as a villain. Also, he refuses to kill or seriously harm anyone. Not very useful in battle, contrary to what you'd expect.
How would you describe your talents?: "I'm big, strong, durable, cute, and very good at talking."
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?): He doesn't use them to their full extent. He doesn't want another era of the dinosaur coming around.
What are your strengths?: "I'm very strong, diplomatic, and as an added bonus can give people rides."
What are your weaknesses?: "People fear me! You don't know how terrible it is, people screaming and running at the sight of you. Why, just the other day, I tried to hitchhike, but the man that pulled over jumped out of the car and ran, screaming..." *sniffle* "Um, that and I can't fit in small spaces. Among other things."
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): He can get very emotional when talking about inequality. Social issues? He's a dinosaur... that tries to be human. Also won't fight if it requires killing or seriously harming a human.
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: "To show that anyone can do it!"
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): He's their worst nightmare...

Hey Nightwing!

Yeah... this guy is probably too OP for our Infinites. He might do better with the Texas Infinites or one of the other higher level guys, but not the ones on this RP.

I would like to see your sassy 5' tall backup villain. Give him (or her) some great lame power, why don't cha?

-Talc

[Talchyon]

Hi everyone.

Hope you are all having a great Christmas break. It seems like most of us are taking a break from writing. Which is fine.

Last year, it happened to us too around this time, and I got really worried that the RP was tanking. This year? No prob. We got this. We will instead come back for more fun when the time is right. Just like we did last year.

Thank you all for helping make one of the best RPs on P2TM there is this year. The longest active comedy RP owes our existence to the dedication and tongue-in-cheek nature of our writers. You guys are the best. Looking forward to a good new year with even more intrigue, tracking down on Planet McPlanetface, ineptness and all around fun with all of you in the Infinites.

-Talc

[Zjaum]

No prob.

Also, is it too late to submit to the awards this year?

[The Last Abode of Pando]

No prob.

Also, is it too late to submit to the awards this year?

I don't think so. I'm mostly sure that awards can still be submitted...

[Talchyon]

No prob.

Also, is it too late to submit to the awards this year?

I think they had the deadline for nominations sometime in mid-January.

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

No prob.

Also, is it too late to submit to the awards this year?

I think they had the deadline for nominations sometime in mid-January.

-Talc

January 18th, if I'm not mistaken. Although I might be.

[Talchyon]

Hey everyone. It's your friendly neighborhood OP here to say that I hope you had a good Christmas and now are eager to get back to the Infinites.

I was wondering - would you like the mafia lizard fight to keep going for awhile or end in the next few posts? (It would probably make a difference as to my next post).

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

Hey everyone. It's your friendly neighborhood OP here to say that I hope you had a good Christmas and now are eager to get back to the Infinites.

I was wondering - would you like the mafia lizard fight to keep going for awhile or end in the next few posts? (It would probably make a difference as to my next post).

-Talc

I say end soon, else we'll all be riddled with bullets and out of catch phrases to use.

P. S. Randomarya is quitting NS, so maybe you should remove her from the roster.

[NightWing]

Hey everyone. It's your friendly neighborhood OP here to say that I hope you had a good Christmas and now are eager to get back to the Infinites.

I was wondering - would you like the mafia lizard fight to keep going for awhile or end in the next few posts? (It would probably make a difference as to my next post).

-Talc

I say end it, same reason as Arya.

Also, I know this is a bit late, but I'm still not finished with that villain, because I can't decide which power to use. I do have options:

• The ability to change anions to cations and vice versa
• The ability to create stupid pills (the same way Captain Calculator makes calculators)(A stupid pill is something that when eaten makes someone incredibly stupid for the next few minutes. It may not have an effect on some though, *cough*)
• The ability to turn sand into glass (without heat) and vice versa

Which do you think I should do?

[Talchyon]

Hey everyone. It's your friendly neighborhood OP here to say that I hope you had a good Christmas and now are eager to get back to the Infinites.

I was wondering - would you like the mafia lizard fight to keep going for awhile or end in the next few posts? (It would probably make a difference as to my next post).

-Talc

I say end it, same reason as Arya.

Also, I know this is a bit late, but I'm still not finished with that villain, because I can't decide which power to use. I do have options:

• The ability to change anions to cations and vice versa
• The ability to create stupid pills (the same way Captain Calculator makes calculators)(A stupid pill is something that when eaten makes someone incredibly stupid for the next few minutes. It may not have an effect on some though, *cough*)
• The ability to turn sand into glass (without heat) and vice versa

Which do you think I should do?

Hmm. These powers you list are interesting. Here's my take on them.
1) Changing cations to anions and vice versa. What would this do? Boil the chemistry down to layman's terms. (It's been a few years).
2) This sounds like a power Glitch has. I'd advise against it because it's not unique to this RP.
3) I could see a lot of potential with this one. Like, he "accidentally" changes the glass window on the spaceship to sand, and then, oops! The vacuum of space makes an appearance.

If you want suggestions for any other lame powers, let me know. I always have some in mind.

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

1) Changing cations to anions and vice versa. What would this do? Boil the chemistry down to layman's terms. (It's been a few years).

Allow me.

An anion is a negatively charged ion, while cations are the opposite. Cations repulse other cations like a magnet, same with anions. So if you had metal and turned all anions in it to cations, you'd be left with a jumble of metal ions that want nothing to do with each other and are probably leaping away. Ish. Depending on the element, is could be turned slightly radioactive (maybe, I don't know).

Basically, anions and cations are the north and south of a magnet, except atoms. To put it simply.

[NightWing]

I say end it, same reason as Arya.

Also, I know this is a bit late, but I'm still not finished with that villain, because I can't decide which power to use. I do have options:

• The ability to change anions to cations and vice versa
• The ability to create stupid pills (the same way Captain Calculator makes calculators)(A stupid pill is something that when eaten makes someone incredibly stupid for the next few minutes. It may not have an effect on some though, *cough*)
• The ability to turn sand into glass (without heat) and vice versa

Which do you think I should do?

Hmm. These powers you list are interesting. Here's my take on them.
1) Changing cations to anions and vice versa. What would this do? Boil the chemistry down to layman's terms. (It's been a few years).
2) This sounds like a power Glitch has. I'd advise against it because it's not unique to this RP.
3) I could see a lot of potential with this one. Like, he "accidentally" changes the glass window on the spaceship to sand, and then, oops! The vacuum of space makes an appearance.

If you want suggestions for any other lame powers, let me know. I always have some in mind.

-Talc

I thought Glitch made mechanisms (and doors) fail...

Anyway, I'll probably go with option 3.

[Talchyon]

Hmm. These powers you list are interesting. Here's my take on them.
1) Changing cations to anions and vice versa. What would this do? Boil the chemistry down to layman's terms. (It's been a few years).
2) This sounds like a power Glitch has. I'd advise against it because it's not unique to this RP.
3) I could see a lot of potential with this one. Like, he "accidentally" changes the glass window on the spaceship to sand, and then, oops! The vacuum of space makes an appearance.

If you want suggestions for any other lame powers, let me know. I always have some in mind.

-Talc

I thought Glitch made mechanisms (and doors) fail...

Anyway, I'll probably go with option 3.

Yeah. Glitch has two powers. The first is that things randomly fail to function, without his ability to control it. The second is that he can make people stupid, but only for a post or two (until the comedy wears off), and then the target has a bungee-cord rebound effect where he becomes brilliant for a post or two, and then the target turns back to normal.

-Talc

[Barapam]

Back from my holiday hiatus, but not sure what to post...

[Talchyon]

Back from my holiday hiatus, but not sure what to post...

I'm going to be posting probably by tomorrow. Or on tomorrow. In the next twenty hours or so. You may find writing inspiration there.

Within my next two posts, we'll be wrapping up the mafia lizard fight.

[Talchyon]

Ok. My post is up. The very next post I make will end the lizard mafia fight, so if you want to do something else in the fight, this is your last chance. After that, we'll get back to plot and trying to track down these mechanical components that are the illegal contraband Spasticus was carrying.

-Talc

[The Assorted Saharan Outposts]

Hypoxia can't really do much in a fight.
And Grunt's just gonna walk towards bullets. Nothing to see here.