It was 2017, war was raging everywhere. The sacred lands of the Pruch have had enough. The Pruch have been objected to the ko4, chech and madyak opression for too long. The time has come for the Pruch to take their revenge on their tyrants.
In SUPERPRUCH revelation 4:20 it has been said, "God Pruch the great himself shall bring his hammer of doom upon thy who dare to kill a pruch, and then and only then, the fury of a thousand hundred million pruches shall bring their doomhammers upon thy, cracking the skye and bringing salvation to all that is man and ko4/chech/madyak/malakko4landia"
Tired by the war between Chechilistan, Madekistan and Ko4land the region resided by Pruches has decided to secede. They didn't want any forces into their land, their children were massacred by the misfired and inaccurate missiles. Fat mothers, tiny mothers, all mother were crying upon their children's corpses. The men were ready to fight for their freedom. Although seeingly hyporcritical at first, the Pruches were ready to shed blood only and only to get out of this massacre. The first signs of resistance came from Dolishte Nagashtevo, a small town that has (had) a chech military base. After an angry trigger-happy chech soldier fired his gun in anger, killing half of the village, the other half decided to raid the base using hunting shotguns and modified jeeps. They successfully captured the base without major losses, with more than 12 dead and 40 wounded due to the inconpetence of the chechilistan soldiers. The Pruches themselves were also bad but it wasn't evident at first. At day 2nd (18.07), the freedom fighters repelled a total of 15 attacks but had succumbed under the pressure. There is a myth that one pruch carried ordnance that wasn't handled properly. Upon stumbling upon expended rounds, the pruch warrior fell and activated the warhead, resulting in the death of most in the captured facility. On day 3 the facility was captured by more pruch rebel forces who have acquired deserted tanks and armoured vehicles. The indigneous resistance gained the support of many locals. Children and women were fighting side to side with the brave pruches. The independence campaign captured the attention of several municipalities and most regional military facilities also joined the resistance. Factory plants, warehouses and storage facilities were quickly taken control of before enemy forces could interfere. Pruch military officials also supported the secession. Notable figures like field marshal Gruchy Pruchy Piperlivkov harnessed the power of the Pruch to give their best strategical and logical knowledge. But due to the lack of training, funding and experience the pruch independent army is yet to prove itself.
Papardák Zagruzk'le local prime minister says:
"We need help. All the help. We pledge the international community of Xenox and the nations in fact to help us overcome this abundant obstacle that is lack of freedom. We need weapons, we need money and support. With nothing in return to offer but only love, we dare to say we love you."
Millions of Pruches applaud his wiseness.
Regional guerilla and partizan groups were also formed, specialized in gorilla warfare. They are working alongside the newly formed Pruch Republic although there is often infighting for power.
Famous Pruch Freedom Fighter Razpruchihujnik Penisolove Pruchlichkov
The worst is yet to come for the Pruch Republic.
SUPERPRUCH revelation 13:37: "When thy skye wideth shuttht and thy gaytes open wideth, the millionth pride will prosper over thy Ko4 and thy 434 (and thy Madyak). When a millionth pruches fall down from thy gaping skye and we all die, only then will salvation come for thy."