Sometimes you just need something to protect yourself with.
From: Pentagonal Armaments, Tony Jrekn, Ammo Specialist and Researcher
To: Those Who Endure
Subject: The Ammo Catalog
Greetings,
I'm not sure if this is emotion or marketing or upbringing or psychology or politics, but I personally feel a special kinship to our customers. Many of them granted, are my countrymen and countrywomen, with others being allies or politically aligned. However, anyone who can get past our background checks and is shopping at our website, rather then a more flashy place, is someone who needs security badly. A lot of consumers prefer places that charge a lot more and produce something that is either better or worse then what we sell. It takes a certain kind of person to shop here, to look past that desire to look cool, or frankly just being low enough on funds to not afford expensive products.
Maybe you want weapons, maybe you don't, what I do know is you need weapons.
Which means you need ammunition for them, the kind that works and consistently kills people, kills people who want to kill you. Which is why I took this position and why I do my best to make sure you always have the best ammunition for your budget. I, your personal friend, ensure that there is always affordable ammunition for you and even high quality budget ammunition.
My fellow people, we ensure that even if you are outnumbered, even if you are alone, even if others hate you, even if you are afraid, even if you are lost, you will have something to protect yourself with. If you can't afford it, we will give it to you anyways, if you need it. You don't have to understand why, you will get it if you need it. This is the least we can do for you, as one group of human beings to another group.
May your years and your offspring, be as many as your heart desires.
Your humble servant and dear friend, Tony Jrekn
