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by Trumpisslavia » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:52 pm
by Fogwood Wilderness » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:55 pm
Trumpisslavia wrote:*shoots an LED light bulb*
"You had a deaf premier? Man, that's dumb, doing all that to please one guy. If His Supremely August Excellency the Excellency Among All Excellencies the President of the United States Presidential Medal of Freedom Awardee Doctor Professor Mister Donald D. Dwarf, PhD, MD, JD, Master and Presider Over All Creation, Hater and Punisher of All Malevolence, Vanquisher of Globalism in General and Barry O'Baumer in Particular were alive and a citizen of your country at that time, he'd have been disenfranchised purdy quickly, as he has stumps instead of limbs."
(Roy Joseph Moore, Secretary, US Child Protection and Services, sitting in for His Supremely August Excellency the Excellency Among All Excellencies the President of the United States Presidential Medal of Freedom Awardee Doctor Professor Mister Donald D. Dwarf, PhD, MD, JD, Master and Presider Over All Creation, Hater and Punisher of All Malevolence, Vanquisher of Globalism in General and Barry O'Baumer in Particular and His Semi-Excellency the Vice President of the United States Miller Dwarf while they enjoy state business)
"I am delighted to report to all of you that at my urging and by the guidance of the Lord of Hosts through His Only Begotten Son Our Lord Jesus Christ, I convinced His Supremely August Excellency the Excellency Among All Excellencies the President of the United States Presidential Medal of Freedom Awardee Doctor Professor Mister Donald D. Dwarf, PhD, MD, JD, Master and Presider Over All Creation, Hater and Punisher of All Malevolence, Vanquisher of Globalism in General and Barry O'Baumer in Particular to issue an executive order getting rid of the age of consent in these United States, just before he and His Semi-Excellency the Vice President of the United States Miller Dwarf went off on state business. From now on, every man, woman, and child -- that includes yours truly -- can hitch up with any other man, woman, or child, provided that they not be of the same sex.
Hip hip?"
(Roy Joseph Moore, Secretary, US Child Protection and Services, sitting in for His Supremely August Excellency the Excellency Among All Excellencies the President of the United States Presidential Medal of Freedom Awardee Doctor Professor Mister Donald D. Dwarf, PhD, MD, JD, Master and Presider Over All Creation, Hater and Punisher of All Malevolence, Vanquisher of Globalism in General and Barry O'Baumer in Particular and His Semi-Excellency the Vice President of the United States Miller Dwarf while they enjoy state business)
by Freed Lymonia » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:23 pm
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
by Pilarcraft » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:24 pm
B.P.D.: Dossier on parallel home-worlds released, will be updated regularly to include more encountered in the Convergence.
by Nantoraka » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:26 pm
Freed Lymonia wrote:Neato Benito. Don't let it get to their heads
Kaztrovika is a dish unique to Lymonia. it is a small bun filled with meat and usually has something like strawberries diced into tiny pieces on it. It also is sometimes heavily spiced pending on the family. in the original Lymonian territory they tend to use fish while the inland areas use venison. It is often served in piles of Oates and cabbage, and doused in vodka.
by Freed Lymonia » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:26 pm
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
by Zitravgrad » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:31 pm
Providenska's Herald: "Publish or Perish" culture contributes to stress in academia | Public Smoking Ban revisited - authority urged to take it more seriously
by Nantoraka » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:32 pm
Zitravgrad wrote:*sound of radical atheist Miroslavsky screeching in the background*
Talking along the line of 'radical atheists', people can report suspicious 'religious' activities to the police.
Nantoraka wrote:The main dish within Nantorakan cuisine is actually sautéed portobello mushrooms served with grilled steak and grilled leeks/asparagus. Portobellos and other edible mushrooms serve as an incredibly important part of Nantorakan agriculture due to their nutrients and how easy and quick the mushrooms are to grow.
by Stanier » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:34 pm
La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: Kako quote of the [INSERT DETERMINATE REFRESH PERIOD] "The floof does not discriminate, be it catto, doggo, birb, or bnnuy. All fluff was created equal"|New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!
by Freed Lymonia » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:37 pm
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
by The Islands of Versilia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:26 am
by Persagonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:22 am
Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.
by Stellar Colonies » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:07 am
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Vegaslovakia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:13 am
by Cradlehurst » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:21 am
by Pilarcraft » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:04 am
B.P.D.: Dossier on parallel home-worlds released, will be updated regularly to include more encountered in the Convergence.
by Freed Lymonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:09 am
Pilarcraft wrote:cool. I love speeches, even though they're signs of populism.
To make it simple, the Capital State of Dalaran is a fucking mess. why? here's why.
The Capital city is parody of Acherus (the Warcraft base of the Death Knights), a piece of land risen to the air for the sole purpose of acting as a capital. It's basically the most interesting about the entire province. ok not really.
The Second Largest city is the Clockwork City, a world-killing god-device built by one of the three living gods of Pilarcraft that was re-purposed into a city mostly for scientists.
Then we have Futcit, which is Rivet City if it was a Battlestation instead of a giant Naval Vessel.
and then there's Bravil. originally it was a run-down city in Cyrodiil. during the Neo-Imperial Era it was burnt down and then used as a Concentration camp for anyone the leader didn't like. Then, after the Great Civil war, considering the city was destroyed, the people rebuilt it for the sole purpose of spiting the remnants of the NIP, made it into another floating city, and let it join the state of Dalaran. of course, then, a hero of Sheogorath did something that has made the city an unending Musical Theater show. people will randomly burst into song (along with custom changes, time's rules bending to the song's whim, and random music coming from nowhere). Due to this, the city has 0 entertainment centers (don't need it if your life is a literal theater show) and the happiness rate is the highest in all Pilarcraft.
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
by The Global Occult Coaltions » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:28 am
by Faskeland » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:22 pm
by Nantoraka » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:07 pm
Faskeland wrote:Understandable. Large space or naval vessels are worth less than smaller, cheaper units, in my opinion.
Most Fāske wear homemade clothes. This task is usually done by women and children, but occasionally men illegible for service or other work entertain themselves with this.
The Tchanskler makes all of her clothing herself, except her pictured dresses and specialised greatcoats.
by Serpenteum » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:10 pm
Nantoraka wrote:Faskeland wrote:Understandable. Large space or naval vessels are worth less than smaller, cheaper units, in my opinion.
Most Fāske wear homemade clothes. This task is usually done by women and children, but occasionally men illegible for service or other work entertain themselves with this.
The Tchanskler makes all of her clothing herself, except her pictured dresses and specialised greatcoats.
Say what you want - the lack of mass industry in the form of something as basic as clothing must be an incredible economic burden.
One of the most elite Nantorakan special forces is the "INT/EXT speciallization divisions", of whos jobs range from protecting valuable assets, to arresting traitors in other countries, and even to the seizure and containment of any supernatural/paradoxical object found within African boundaries. IESD is equipped with only the most cutting edge technology and soldiers are often both trained upon becoming 18, making them formidable adversaries.
by Nantoraka » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:15 pm
Serpenteum wrote:Nantoraka wrote:Say what you want - the lack of mass industry in the form of something as basic as clothing must be an incredible economic burden.
One of the most elite Nantorakan special forces is the "INT/EXT speciallization divisions", of whos jobs range from protecting valuable assets, to arresting traitors in other countries, and even to the seizure and containment of any supernatural/paradoxical object found within African boundaries. IESD is equipped with only the most cutting edge technology and soldiers are often both trained upon becoming 18, making them formidable adversaries.
you have a special forces as ghost busters? sounds paranoid...
Serpenteum allows a fascist party in the democratic election. this is EXTREMELY controversial among the liberal and conservative parties recently.
by Democratic Kingdom of Ireland » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:49 pm
Serpenteum wrote:Nantoraka wrote:Say what you want - the lack of mass industry in the form of something as basic as clothing must be an incredible economic burden.
One of the most elite Nantorakan special forces is the "INT/EXT speciallization divisions", of whos jobs range from protecting valuable assets, to arresting traitors in other countries, and even to the seizure and containment of any supernatural/paradoxical object found within African boundaries. IESD is equipped with only the most cutting edge technology and soldiers are often both trained upon becoming 18, making them formidable adversaries.
you have a special forces as ghost busters? sounds paranoid...
Serpenteum allows a fascist party in the democratic election. this is EXTREMELY controversial among the liberal and conservative parties recently.
by Freed Lymonia » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:56 pm
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
by Van Hool Islands » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:00 pm
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