Rumors are that the Genvailian Ambassador is en-route.
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by United Republic of Lemonsky » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:30 am
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:43 am
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:26 am
by United Republic of Lemonsky » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:32 am
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:50 am
by Communist Soviet National country » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:22 am
by Genvail » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:09 pm
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:13 pm
Zhopgrad wrote:Anyway, in the meeting, the Zhopgradian ambassador explains that their recent actions are justified after KZR officials reported finding plans for Sergei's assassination. And that this meeting is unnecessary unless it is to work out a deal to lower tensions.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:27 pm
United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:"Innocent people?" Questions Josef Andropov. "Don't attack Zhopgrad, comrades. I got them in this mess. But who have I murdered that are innocent?"
"Also, please don't slander Trotskyism. No evil dictator we know was a Trotskyist."
We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:42 pm
Genvail wrote:The genvailian Ambassador arrives has absolutely no clue whats going on. Upon seeing a zhopgradian walks over and slaps the zhopgadian across the face as per custom. Sits and says "Now whats this all about and why was I called?"
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:47 pm
Sandersongrad wrote:United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.
--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.
by Genvail » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:52 pm
Zhopgrad wrote:Genvail wrote:The genvailian Ambassador arrives has absolutely no clue whats going on. Upon seeing a zhopgradian walks over and slaps the zhopgadian across the face as per custom. Sits and says "Now whats this all about and why was I called?"
The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:11 pm
Genvail wrote:Zhopgrad wrote:The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."
Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:28 pm
Zhopgrad wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.
Sergei Petrov responds by offering protection, Zhopgrad's mass-bunker system has proven successful in keeping The Zhopgradian Government Alive even in the event of the Great Brasilistani war, which ended with Brasilistan being Nuked back into the stone age. The Government of Sandersongrad is welcome to come to the Bunker in order to remain safe.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:40 pm
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:47 pm
Sandersongrad wrote:Zhopgrad wrote:Sergei Petrov responds by offering protection, Zhopgrad's mass-bunker system has proven successful in keeping The Zhopgradian Government Alive even in the event of the Great Brasilistani war, which ended with Brasilistan being Nuked back into the stone age. The Government of Sandersongrad is welcome to come to the Bunker in order to remain safe.
Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors
Sandersongrad wrote:In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."
by Sandersongrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:09 pm
Zhopgrad wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors
If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.
Anyway, back to negotiations:
The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."Sandersongrad wrote:In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."
As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by Zhopgrad » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:34 pm
Sandersongrad wrote:Zhopgrad wrote:If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.
Anyway, back to negotiations:
The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."
As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.
Sandersongrad accepts the engineers, and begins building.
"Would you like any help, comrade?" The ambassadors day in unison
by United Republic of Lemonsky » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:24 pm
Sandersongrad wrote:United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.
--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.
Genvail wrote:Zhopgrad wrote:The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."
Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises
by United Republic of Lemonsky » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:45 am
Zhopgrad wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors
If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.
Anyway, back to negotiations:
The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."Sandersongrad wrote:In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."
As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.
by Sandersongrad » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:02 am
United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.
We promise that Andropv's nation, his life, and the citizens will be protected by if they leave and denounce the GSU.Genvail wrote:Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises
If Genvail joins the Eastern Pact, we promise them East Zhopgrad. And unlike the traitorous GSU, who's polices are destroying the people, we do care about people, and the GSU, are false leftists.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by United Republic of Lemonsky » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:05 am
Sandersongrad wrote:United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:
We promise that Andropv's nation, his life, and the citizens will be protected by if they leave and denounce the GSU.
If Genvail joins the Eastern Pact, we promise them East Zhopgrad. And unlike the traitorous GSU, who's polices are destroying the people, we do care about people, and the GSU, are false leftists.
The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."
by Sandersongrad » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:07 am
United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."
The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.
- Josef AndropovSandersongrad lives in the hearts of millions, but so few get to experience it. If global socialism is inevitable- it first needs to start with proletariats and a can-do attitude.
by United Republic of Lemonsky » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:12 am
Sandersongrad wrote:United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.
The Sandersongradian ambassadors agree. They both leave, and look at Andropov's ambassador with sadness.
by Zhopgrad » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:31 am
United Republic of Lemonsky wrote:Sandersongrad wrote:The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."
The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.
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