Military Cold War

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

The UE calls for a international meeting to adress this problem

The Ambassador from Zhopgrad appears as well, but seems really pissed today.

Rumors are that the Genvailian Ambassador is en-route.

[Sandersongrad]

The UE calls for a international meeting to adress this problem

The Ambassador from Zhopgrad appears as well, but seems really pissed today.

As does Sandersongrad's

[Zhopgrad]

The Ambassador from Zhopgrad appears as well, but seems really pissed today.

Rumors are that the Genvailian Ambassador is en-route.

The Ambassador is not scared of these rumors, in fact, to see a familiar face would help in Negotiations, especially a fellow Rebel.

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

Rumors are that the Genvailian Ambassador is en-route.

The Ambassador is not scared of these rumors, in fact, to see a familiar face would help in Negotiations, especially a fellow Rebel.

But then again, that fellow rebel is against the Zhopgradian menace!

[Zhopgrad]

Anyway, in the meeting, the Zhopgradian ambassador explains that their recent actions are justified after KZR officials reported finding plans for Sergei's assassination. And that this meeting is unnecessary unless it is to work out a deal to lower tensions.

[Communist Soviet National country]

We are caloibg all nations to come to the meeting,so we could try to make things more peacefull

[Genvail]

The genvailian Ambassador arrives has absolutely no clue whats going on. Upon seeing a zhopgradian walks over and slaps the zhopgadian across the face as per custom. Sits and says "Now whats this all about and why was I called?"

[Sandersongrad]

Anyway, in the meeting, the Zhopgradian ambassador explains that their recent actions are justified after KZR officials reported finding plans for Sergei's assassination. And that this meeting is unnecessary unless it is to work out a deal to lower tensions.

"The assassination attempts on us have to stop," says the Sandersongradian ambassador to his UE comrades "just today I found out that three-fourths of everyone in the ministry of war were nearly poisoned with their coffee! Thank goodness your assassin was so incompetent that he effed up and added more sugar to the second pot and not the substance he added to the first! We're going so far as to employ bourgeoisie tactics like poison tasters. We're... making new tech for it. In honor of the five people who drank the poison, I'VE retorted to superstitions- not touching the..." this goes on for a while "... and then I hear that Andropov Two was shot outside of Andropov's dacha! Thank god he was away in another city. We'd be willing to join back if you'd just DI YOUR PURPOSE AND FIGHT THE WEST!"
While this is not Sandersongrad's exact sentiment, people are pretty mad about attempts in the ministry of war, ministry of education, and Andropov Two.
The other ambassador says " Look. We don't know if it's you. Maybe it's some lunatics who have a supply of poison. And bombs. And guns Maybe it's some pro-religion whacko. Maybe-"
The first one interjects sarcastically "some Stalinist 'revisionists' because we supress the revolution! OH RIGHT, that's you guys."
"Be nice," says the second one "Do any of you know who did this?"

[Sandersongrad]

"Innocent people?" Questions Josef Andropov. "Don't attack Zhopgrad, comrades. I got them in this mess. But who have I murdered that are innocent?"
"Also, please don't slander Trotskyism. No evil dictator we know was a Trotskyist."

We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.

--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.

[Zhopgrad]

The genvailian Ambassador arrives has absolutely no clue whats going on. Upon seeing a zhopgradian walks over and slaps the zhopgadian across the face as per custom. Sits and says "Now whats this all about and why was I called?"

The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."

[Zhopgrad]

We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.

--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.

Sergei Petrov responds by offering protection, Zhopgrad's mass-bunker system has proven successful in keeping The Zhopgradian Government Alive even in the event of the Great Brasilistani war, which ended with Brasilistan being Nuked back into the stone age. The Government of Sandersongrad is welcome to come to the Bunker in order to remain safe.

[Genvail]

The genvailian Ambassador arrives has absolutely no clue whats going on. Upon seeing a zhopgradian walks over and slaps the zhopgadian across the face as per custom. Sits and says "Now whats this all about and why was I called?"

The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."

Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises

[Zhopgrad]

The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."

Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises

"How about I make a deal that boosts your economy and frees up space in our prisons? We send our worst prisoners to you, and you can put them to work in salt mines. Also, one might think the Eastern Pact is like another large group of Socialists we know... abandoning the ideas of Marx in order to survive instead of working to survive, attempting to assassinate anyone who opposes them, even if their Ideology is similar... You get the point.
I will now let the Ambassador from Lemonsky speak."

[Sandersongrad]

--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.

Sergei Petrov responds by offering protection, Zhopgrad's mass-bunker system has proven successful in keeping The Zhopgradian Government Alive even in the event of the Great Brasilistani war, which ended with Brasilistan being Nuked back into the stone age. The Government of Sandersongrad is welcome to come to the Bunker in order to remain safe.

Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors

[Sandersongrad]

In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."

[Zhopgrad]

Sergei Petrov responds by offering protection, Zhopgrad's mass-bunker system has proven successful in keeping The Zhopgradian Government Alive even in the event of the Great Brasilistani war, which ended with Brasilistan being Nuked back into the stone age. The Government of Sandersongrad is welcome to come to the Bunker in order to remain safe.

Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors

If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.

Anyway, back to negotiations:

The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."

In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."

As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.

[Sandersongrad]

Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors

If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.

Anyway, back to negotiations:

The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."

In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."

As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.

Sandersongrad accepts the engineers, and begins building.
"Would you like any help, comrade?" The ambassadors day in unison

[Zhopgrad]

If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.

Anyway, back to negotiations:

The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."


As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.

Sandersongrad accepts the engineers, and begins building.
"Would you like any help, comrade?" The ambassadors day in unison

The Zhopgradian ambassador says that Sergei already designed the plans when he was drunk, and the plans are surprisingly well made, and with nearly 2 billion citizens, a workforce is easy to find.

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

We reply: Trotsky himself was a tyrant. And we would like to ask sandersongrad to stop this alliance with Zhopgrad, as you face a large military force, many times of that of your own.

--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.

We promise that Andropv's nation, his life, and the citizens will be protected by if they leave and denounce the GSU.

The Zhopgradian Ambassador recovers from the slap and explains that "There has been a falling out between two Socialist Factions, the Eastern Pact, headed by Lemonsky, and the Global Socialist Union, co-led by Zhopgrad an Sandersongrad. And Explains that the Eastern Pact is not being harsh enough on the west and that they are even making deals with them, while the GSU wishes to spread revolution to the world. You have been called here because Lemonsky thinks we still have a grudge and he thinks you'd want to join the revisionist Eastern Pact."

Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises

If Genvail joins the Eastern Pact, we promise them East Zhopgrad. And unlike the traitorous GSU, who's polices are destroying the people, we do care about people, and the GSU, are false leftists.

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

Sandersongrad accepts!
All government buildings loom empty with exception of the janitors

If you want, I can help fund and send engineers to help you make your own bunker system.

Anyway, back to negotiations:

The Zhopgradian Ambassador says: "Zhopgrad demands $10,000,000 , a Non-aggression pact and another pact to prevent you from trying to kill our Government in order to continue working together, anything less will result in Continued Hostility. This does not cover Sandersongrad's Demands. If our demands are not met, we will be sending an Elite team of Assassins, and aiming our Missiles at Lemonsky."

In defiance, statues of Leon Trotsky are being erected all over Sandersongrad, as well as Petrov and Andropov. This was actually planned by Artur Zadowsky, civilian artist with government support.
"This was all my idea," he says, posing in front of a statue built in what is to be World Square, something in front of the Ministry of Administration, to be finished 2019. "Andropov, Petrov, they are world leaders who deserve recognition for an attempt to reunify the world in the red banner of socialism! If only our good comrades would help us, we're not psychotic. Look at us!"
A crowd of citizens smile and cheer at the camera, feeling that they should be responsible for this. "You won't see nicer citizens anywhere else."

As a show of Friendship, Zhopgrad begins similar Projects, except Statues of the Common worker and Gopniks will be among them, as well as a Giant Vodka Bottle made from Bullet-proof Glass.

B*tch try, we have the largest missile defense systems, largest Airforce, and largest Nuclear Missile stockpile. You are the ones who are to be giving us 10,000,000. OMSBON agents have captured the Zhopgradian assassins and tortured them to death. We have larger armed forces, experienced in the War in Brasilistan, and Gundermania. Recently, Revolutionary Hero, General Irkatiev stood on a tank and yelled: "Down with the bourgeoisie regimes that offer false leftism in Sandersongrad and Zhopgrad.". Soldier painted on tanks and APCs: To New Warsaw, To Pollovile, To Vodkastan, To Beargrad, To Slavgrad! We will liberate the workers!

OOC: NO NS STATS, AND NO GODMODDING.

[Sandersongrad]

--BREAKING NEWS--
It, apparently, were revisionists who attacked the ministries. Andropov, fearful of his life, is torn between protecting his ideology and saving his nation by leaving the GSU.

We promise that Andropv's nation, his life, and the citizens will be protected by if they leave and denounce the GSU.

Grudge still yes wanting to stop revolutionists no this is a very tight spot for me. I shall see how this goes from here but as of now Genvail remains neutral on this issue until further evidence or notice arises

If Genvail joins the Eastern Pact, we promise them East Zhopgrad. And unlike the traitorous GSU, who's polices are destroying the people, we do care about people, and the GSU, are false leftists.

The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank
you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."
In a symbolic gesture, the Hussar is sent careening into space, directed towards the sun.

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

We promise that Andropv's nation, his life, and the citizens will be protected by if they leave and denounce the GSU.


If Genvail joins the Eastern Pact, we promise them East Zhopgrad. And unlike the traitorous GSU, who's polices are destroying the people, we do care about people, and the GSU, are false leftists.

The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."

The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.

[Sandersongrad]

The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."

The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.

The Sandersongradian ambassadors agree. They both leave, and look at Zhopgrad's ambassador with sadness.

[United Republic of Lemonsky]

The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.

The Sandersongradian ambassadors agree. They both leave, and look at Andropov's ambassador with sadness.

Recently, the Lemonsky and Sandersongradian forces at the border rejoice. They hug and chat with each other. Sandersongradian forces are happy that they are no longer going to fight a powerful enemy, and the Lemonskies are happy that they are not fighting a Socialist nation, conected by blood ties. However, the Lemonsky Forces are sent to the Zhopgradian Front, as reinforcements.

[Zhopgrad]

The Sandersongradian ambassador is surprised. "Okay, we're promising bits and pieces of nations to other nations now? I don't want to be split Germany-style. I'll keep my citizens happy, thank you very much, if it means denouncing the destructive GSU, tearing apart global socialism."

The Lemonsky Ambassador says: East Zhopgrad was a native home for Genvailians. But if Sandersongrad left the GSU, we send 10 Tu-22 bombers as a token of rediscovered friendship between Socialist Peoples.

It's the other way around, there are mostly ethnic Zhopgradians in Genvail, and I have not complained. Also Andropov statues are being used for nuclear testing, except one in front of the Garbage management building.