This is actually based off of the thing I read something along the lines of "anarchies are most likely not truly anarchies, and psychotic dictatorships are most likely not psychotic, but totalitarian".
As such, I made this based off of that. No clue if it's any good, but I hope you enjoy.
Title: "You're Psychotic, @@LEADER@@!"
The Issue: The WA category (a system designed by the World Assembly to name nations based on economic, political, and personal freedoms) has classified your beloved nation as a psychotic dictatorship. A leak found out about this, and spilled the information to the public. You've called upon several of your friends and family to head advice on how to improve your image.
Validity: Nation must be a psychotic dictatorship (i.e. super low (civil/political/economic) freedom), nation does not hold elections
Option: "You know, @@LEADER@@, I know you're trying your best to run our great nation as fair as possible, but maybe the Word Assembly is right," suggests your mother, who is currently combing through your hair against your will and the law. "I'm not saying you shouldn't have a firm grasp as leader, but maybe you could at least get rid of some of those extraordinary laws of yours, like the one involving benches in cities. Just enough to make the World Assembly reconsider, anyways."
effect: citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental
Option: "Well, I'm saying you should loosen your grip, @@LEADER@@," announces your niece's illegitimate husband, who hates everyone in your family and was sent instead of your niece who you actually wanted to speak with. "We should just let people decide what they want. It doesn't matter if something goes awry; it'd at least be the majority opinion, and the needs of the many outweigh the few. Institute some democracy, @@LEADER@@!"
effect: @@NAME@@ has democratically decided to be oppressed
Option: "The bureaucrats at the World Assembly have the right idea, but I think we can agree that a free-market dictatorship is better than a socialist democracy," proposes @@RANDOMNAME@@, a shady Chivelandian arms smuggler you don't exactly recall calling. "You should focus on promoting big business in @@NAME@@. Think about the economic growth that'd become of it, all while you retain your power and keep the populace from running rampant. Do the right thing by privatizing some of the state industries, and my boys will be more than happy to make you proud."
effect: newly established private industries are monitored more than the old state industries
Validity: Nation is not in the World Assembly
Option: "Come on, @@LEADER@@! Don't listen to those anarchists from the World Assembly," comments your sister, whom your mother is now combing the hair of as mandated by law. "Just because they can't see that you're helping your citizens by giving them structure does not mean that you're doing anything wrong. You should instead denounce the leak and tell your people that the organization's set on disowning nations that are doing things right. You can prove this by showing a little bit of compassion and integrity, once in a while. Maybe you could start by bumping the health care and welfare systems, a bit?"
effect: @@LEADER@@ claims that @@NAME@@ is oppressed out of love
Option: "Hey, guys, come on, what's wrong with being psychotic?" asks your brother, whom your mother refuses to touch with a 10-foot pole. "Prove to your nation that you truly are evil incarnate, and rain down oppression and mayhem to all of your little play things! Well, except for your family, of course."
effect: @@LEADER@@ has been self-confirmed to be a tyrannical emperor of terror
