more than just music
(OOC: A "mixtape" will be provided later.)
As the clock struck 2000 in Thatcher City, and indeed all around Mister X, the lights came on, and the world's cameras began to roll. Almost like a 1920s movie, the cameras slowly zoomed in on the stage's front curtains, red, velvet, and silky, as one solitary spotlight showed the middle of the stage. All of a sudden, as the music began, the entire mood changed, the lights all changed to green and the curtain drew back. It revealed an army of dancers - the men in loose-fitting white shirts, with the women in golden, almost indecent, dresses. Whilst the track was pre-recorded, the theme was it was "more than just music", and so the dancing took centre stage.
On every major chord in the introduction, all the dancers did big sweeping motions with their hands, outstretching them as one arm went clockwise from their sides to above their head, and the other arm went the other way, so they were both moving outwards on their ascent up to the top. This was repeated for the first four chords and thus the first four bars. On the fifth bar, they all did a Cha-Cha walk forwards down the stage (the women on one side, the men on the other), and on the sixth bar, the men held a line, took a woman's left hand (one for each man), and the women spun into their men.
(Yes!)
(We're back in Thatcher City!)
(Most incredibly, we are here!)
(For more than just music!)
As the tempo changed, the lights all changed to red, and the women went into Cuban breaks with their male dancers - that is, to say, putting one front in front of the other and then back on every beat, doing a double take on the fourth beat of every bar. On the trumpet, they spun out, whilst still maintaining hand contact, and they all had their arm sweep above their head, and spun back in again.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah-yeah,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah-yeah,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah-yeah,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah-yeah
Then, as the trumpets and the male voice returned, they all spun out and went into New Yorkers - that is them starting from a standing position, but turning 90 degrees each so their backs face each other, and sticking their free arm up, with the palm pointing down. They do this for the next scene, until the music changes back to how it was again.
(Yeah, history in the making,
Back here, we're back, baby!)
Suddenly, the music stops (at 0:29 in the video), the dancers all split down the middle, as Mister X's most famous singer, Filius Deorum, walks down the gangway created by the dancers, wearing his normal black two-piece suit with his white shirt, top button undone, and no tie. The lights all fade, save for one spotlight on Filius, as he begins to sing to this music.
Tonight, we'll find, everyone,
A new winner for WorldVision,
And I swear, what we'll do,
Suddenly, the music jumps to later in the official track (0:26 on the video) and Filius goes into a falsetto.
They're all doing it for you!
All of a sudden, the lights come on, and the dancers have moved back to the centre of the stage in the interim. They're all in couples, as before they did the gangway, and start doing basic salsa, moving in and out of each other.
We've been waiting for so long,
Now the competition's on,
In Thatcher C,
Another jump (to 1:11) in the music...
Just remember!
We're all quavers,
Crotchets, minims, and notes,
And I'll tell you something,
Tonight we'll vote, because...
All the dancers in the background lift their women up higher than many in the audience think is possible.
It's more than just music, yeah,
Everything we know, it's up to you,
And we'll know what you do,
Because tonight, it is your show!
A woman in a blue dress, but the same style as the other girls comes on, and starts dancing with Filius Deorum. The music starts fading away as the curtains draw across.
Robert Baxter enters from the audience's left, and Sam Smith from the audience's right, in front of the curtains on the few inches of stage in front of the curtains to whooping cheers from the audience. They are both dressed like Filius, and once the whooping dies down, Robert announces...
Robert: Good evening! Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the 59th WorldVision Song Contest, live from Thatcher City in Mister X!
More cheers.
Sam: Tonight, many countries will fight for your votes in order to take home the WorldVision trophy. Your voting information can be found from your national broadcaster's commentator, and, let's be honest, we'll get to all that later. What you need to know is this: note down which ones you like, and you can vote for them later. Please note, you cannot vote for your own country.
Robert: Also, can we please have a huge round of applause for tonight's conductor, seated backstage. Indeed, tonight, the nations have the option of live music - the orchestra are playing backstage and their sound being pumped through speakers.
Sam: Sorry, we couldn't fit them all in the arena!
Robert: Right, now, Sam and I are off to the MRX commentary box. Am I right in thinking that's everything?
Sam: Yeah, I think so.
Robert: OK, let's be quick, we've only got the hall booked until 12.
Some laughter comes from the audience.
Sam: Oh, hang on, we forgot one thing!
Robert: Oh, of course!
Sam claps his hands twice. The curtains open (the dancers having now disappeared by now) and a huge hammer and sickle drops down from the ceiling, as Robert moves to the back of the stage, standing in front of it.
Boos ring out from the audience.
Sam: Hold on, everyone...
Robert and Sam: 3, 2, 1...
Robert takes out a lighter and sets fire to the flag, turning those frowns in the audience upside down. They watch it combust, before eventually there is nothing left to burn. Robert moves back to the front of the stage.
Robert: Ladies, gentlemen, and non-conformists,
Sam: The pleasure is mine...
Robert: ... and the stage is yours!
And with that, the first act's postcard begins playing...