Saint Josephtan, the Martyr

[New Larthinia]

Well, dauntless got what it deserved in the end.

[Kyoki Chudoku]

There once was a country called Josephtan,
From thousands of nukes, most people would've ran,
But he instead took hits for us all,
Saving us with valour and gall,
So praise upon that courageous soul,
That never emerged from the N-Day war whole,
But rather in fame, for they are not faint,
Instead, they deserve, to be known as saint.
So thank you great one, for valiant sacrifice,
Have a free cookie for being so nice.

[Secundus Imperium Romanum]

There once was a country called Josephtan,
From thousands of nukes, most people would've ran,
But he instead took hits for us all,
Saving us with valour and gall,
So praise upon that courageous soul,
That never emerged from the N-Day war whole,
But rather in fame, for they are not faint,
Instead, they deserve, to be known as saint.
So thank you great one, for valiant sacrifice,
Have a free cookie for being so nice.

THE PRAYER OF THE JOSEPHTANISM!

[Frozen Deciduous Forest]

I didn't even know who he was, I just wanted to get in on the fight unlike last time. But yeah, praise Josephtan.

[Struberria]

I didn't even know who he was, I just wanted to get in on the fight unlike last time. But yeah, praise Josephtan.

Basically UPPERCUT was bullying our region with nukes and were barely holding on, so War Marshal Heisenbee said nuke one nation, who happened to Josephstan. 2000 nukes later we shocked the world, but UPPERCUT had slaughtered everyone that participated in the Blitzkrieg of Josephtan, including myself.

[Escade]

Struberia, that's not exactly how it happened. Dauntless (named after the Divergent series?) wasn't even on our radar until several (not one but several) members of your region targeted Saint Josephtan, the Martyr with thousands of nukes.

Then, also targeted Syrixiana, a lesser known martyr with thousands of nukes.

We avenged Josephtan and now you can pay your respects at his tomb.

(Wearing a HazMat Suit is highly recommended due to the irradiation levels)

Personally, I think he appreciates the flowers a lot.

*Daisys*

[Struberria]

Struberia, that's not exactly how it happened. Dauntless (named after the Divergent series?) wasn't even on our radar until several (not one but several) members of your region targeted Saint Josephtan, the Martyr with thousands of nukes.

Then, also targeted Syrixiana, a lesser known martyr with thousands of nukes.

We avenged Josephtan and now you can pay your respects at his tomb.

(Wearing a HazMat Suit is highly recommended due to the irradiation levels)

Personally, I think he appreciates the flowers a lot.

*Daisys*

We didn't target Joseph out of nowhere, you guys had been bombarding us for a while before that, nuking Joseph was our last ditch effort. We were getting our asses kicked, and we still did get our asses kicked but we made sure if we were gonna die We'd do it in a way that no one will forget. We're named Dauntless after a video game, i believe. You can ask our founder.

[Heisenbee]

Struberia, that's not exactly how it happened. Dauntless (named after the Divergent series?) wasn't even on our radar until several (not one but several) members of your region targeted Saint Josephtan, the Martyr with thousands of nukes.

Then, also targeted Syrixiana, a lesser known martyr with thousands of nukes.

We avenged Josephtan and now you can pay your respects at his tomb.

(Wearing a HazMat Suit is highly recommended due to the irradiation levels)

Personally, I think he appreciates the flowers a lot.

*Daisys*

That is most definitely false. We were doing our own thing until I noticed 400+ nukes coming at us, then I checked UPPERCUT's faction and their current orders were to nuke Dauntless.

[The United Dark Republic]

Struberia, that's not exactly how it happened.

Actually, that is exactly how it happened.

Dauntless (named after the Divergent series?)*

You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Dauntless wasn't even on our radar until several (not one but several) members of your region targeted Saint Josephtan, the Martyr with thousands of nukes.

Although I do not know of Uppercut's intentions as I was not in the faction, I can say for certain that we simply targeted Josephtan because your faction targetted us with 3K+ in nukes. The only reason we targeted him in specific was because he just so happened to be at the top of your faction's list-- nothing more, nothing less.

It's no big deal though, there was no strategy behind it aside from bragging rights. At the time we were being berated by nukes from Uppercut; your faction had zero in radiation. Zilch. Nada.

Thus our goal was to land a few nukes, and of course, we eventually did. Also, it used up hundreds of your shields as many of your faction members scrambled to defend Josephtan against our nukes.

We avenged Josephtan and now you can pay your respects at his tomb.

Yeah, we actually invited him to our Discord to explain the whole thing. It was nothing personal.

R.I.P. Josephtan

[The United Dark Republic]

There once was a country called Josephtan,
From thousands of nukes, most people would've ran,
But he instead took hits for us all,
Saving us with valour and gall,
So praise upon that courageous soul,
That never emerged from the N-Day war whole,
But rather in fame, for they are not faint,
Instead, they deserve, to be known as saint.
So thank you great one, for valiant sacrifice,
Have a free cookie for being so nice.

Hear, hear!

[Astanmark]

Dauntless was being targeted and we fought back with all our might. Others may not like what we did, but we did it. Josephtan should not be praised for his actions as we were unfairly preyed upon.

[The Federation of Kendor]

Dauntless was being targeted and we fought back with all our might. Others may not like what we did, but we did it. Josephtan should not be praised for his actions as we were unfairly preyed upon.

So, he's not a martyr, but a demon who deserved on what he got, obliterated by the fire and fury of hell to nothingness. And the lands where people are worshipping him cleansed of the heretics.

[Dragonisia]

Dauntless was being targeted and we fought back with all our might. Others may not like what we did, but we did it. Josephtan should not be praised for his actions as we were unfairly preyed upon.

So, he's not a martyr, but a demon who deserved on what he got, obliterated by the fire and fury of hell to nothingness. And the lands where people are worshipping him cleansed of the heretics.

The Cult of the Emperor knows not of these heretics. For we have purged them in favor of our one true god, the state and His incarnation. Josephtan has been ordained a saint, and so he is.

Regards,
Aurora Borealis
High Priestess of the Cult of the Emperor,
She who gives light to the northern skies.

[Escade]

Snip.

You have blasphemed against the great Saint Josephtan, Martyr of the Second Nuclear War.

We will construct statues in his honor on your irradiated lands.

[Struberria]

You have blasphemed against the great Saint, Josephtan Martyr.

We will construct statues in his honor on your irradiated lands.

Statue of the Fallen Soldiers of Dauntless in The Struberrian Capital

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_vi ... 1504231076

I did it again!

[Struberria]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp_1504231076

I did it again!

what was wrong with the First one?

[Riost]

Well, dauntless got what it deserved in the end.

Dauntless best nuke pack ur bad lol XDDDDDDD

[New Danican]

You have blasphemed against the great Saint, Josephtan Martyr.

We will construct statues in his honor on your irradiated lands.

Statue of the Fallen Soldiers of Dauntless in The Struberrian Capital

Never forget.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_view_proposal/id=the_derpy_democratic_republic_of_herp_1504231076

I did it again!

what was wrong with the First one?

Grammar and spelling.

[Struberria]

what was wrong with the First one?

Grammar and spelling.

ah alright, i'm actually for commending Joseph, i talked with him on discord and he's super chill

[Cosmalia]

The Corporate Confederacy will rename one of its purchased moons in his honor. It will be covered in the greatest monuments and memorials in the name of the martyr.

Ticket prices for entry will vary

[Eskosya]

The Corporate Confederacy will rename one of its purchased moons in his honor. It will be covered in the greatest monuments and memorials in the name of the martyr.

Ticket prices for entry will vary

You should test nukes on the moon.

I dunno, seems fitting.

And it might be pretty to watch if you've got a nice planet nearby.