Saint Josephtan, the Martyr

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:07 pm

Go Dauntless, Yes, i am one of the few that nuked Josephstan

by **Secundus Imperium Romanum** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:11 pm

Praise Saint Josephtan, the Martyr and as a way of commemoration, we will put all our nukes in our asses and rip our bowels in honor of the sacrifice he underwent. :bow:

by **Trump and Pence** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:13 pm

He died a meme, and a little B****

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:15 pm

My Message to Joesph after i was nuked to death

by **Altmoras** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:16 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Volkegoth wrote:Praise Atom and his holiest of disciples.
Praise Be Praise Be Praise Be

You all just read that in Cromwell's voice.

Oliver Cromwell?

by **Secundus Imperium Romanum** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:17 pm

Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:18 pm

Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!

You could make a religion out of this!

by **Secundus Imperium Romanum** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:20 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!

You could make a religion out of this!

Well... the Romans are good at devotion, I just need to pick up some and THARAAANNN! ECCLESIASTICAL DIVISION!

by **Astanmark** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:21 pm

Dauntless shall forever be remembered throughout NationStates. Our names will be engraved in the books of history. Next time we'll strike harder and we will prevail over anyone who stands in our path. Dauntless #1!

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:21 pm

Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
You could make a religion out of this!

Well... the Romans are good at devotion, I just need to pick up some and THARAAANNN! ECCLESIASTICAL DIVISION!

^^

Struberria wrote:Go Dauntless, Yes, i am one of the few that nuked Josephstan

Then your country became a hole in the ground.

by **Secundus Imperium Romanum** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:23 pm

Okay, tomorrow my friends will have a holy book, saints, kings and everything! That Joseph illumines you, my brother!

by **Altmoras** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:24 pm

Astanmark wrote:Dauntless #1!

Dauntless #798 more accurately

Our glorious Saint Josephtan was avenged.

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:29 pm

Free Dauntless Banner! It's the Perfect size for NS!

by **Heisenbee** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:29 pm

Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.

by **Astanmark** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:31 pm

During the next nuclear armageddon, Dauntless shall secure 1st place on the scoreboard. Everyone shall fear us.

by **United Massachusetts** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:39 pm

Astanmark wrote:During the next nuclear armageddon, Dauntless shall secure 1st place on the scoreboard. Everyone shall fear us.

That title belongs only to August

by **Eskosya** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:59 pm

Altmoras wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
You all just read that in Cromwell's voice.

Oliver Cromwell?

Confessor, actually.

by **Eskosya** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:00 pm

Heisenbee wrote:Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.

Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:08 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Heisenbee wrote:Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.

Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked

by **Eskosya** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:11 pm

Struberria wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked

Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

:bow:

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:12 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Struberria wrote:Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked

Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though

by **Eskosya** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:13 pm

Struberria wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though

It was pretty awesome, actually.

by **Struberria** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:20 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Struberria wrote:not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though

It was pretty awesome, actually.

thank you very much!

by **Ikania** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:22 pm

Praise be!

by **The Resentine Kingdom** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:42 pm

Quickly establishes Josephtanism.

Nothing beats making a quick buck!.... I mean, praising our glorious savior and true hero of N-Day!

Saint Josephtan, the Martyr

RIP

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