The Television turned on with a loud buzz as the screen began to fade into the image of the central news of the UASR. On the screen, a gentleman stood proud in a suit bearing a communist party badge as he announced the news of the day.
"In our great struggle to defend against the forces of Imperialism that threaten us, the Communist Party of Albandry has resorted to new ways of self defense over the last few years!" The broadcaster said in a proud voice "And today, State officials have officially confirmed the success of a new long range ICBM to be used against imperialist forces! The Woke II has proven to be so effective that the military itself is amazed by it!"
The Screen switched to a man in a green-khaki uniform bearing bright red rankings and medals "We were not expecting this test to be as great as it was! Our new Woke II has the ability to travel all the way across the planet to strike targets and has an incredibly successful decoy system!" The broadcast switched to footage of the massive ICBM launching from its platform and into the sky, accompanied by the popular patriotic song "No Fatherland Without Communism!". As the missile ascended into the heavens, the television switched its image to rows of soldiers clapping and cheering, waving flags of the UASR and red flags of Socialism.
As the footage returned to the news broadcaster the booming of voice of the man could be heard "Premier of Albandry, Comrade Vinksy, has spoken to the public, congratulating the scientists for their hard work in developing the missiles and condemning the international community for their senseless worry over our great self defense program!"
The footage once again switched to screaming and applauding crowds of citizens in 'EisenHower Square' within the nation's capital, watching footage of the ICBM launch high into the sky. Interviews of the Citizens usually varied from great pride in their nation's military capability to worry of the Imperialist retaliation.
Another day, another international crisis. The nation of Albandry, long criticized for its Nuclear Program has announced to the world the test of a new ICBM model more than capable of hitting high priority targets and population centers across the entire world. Capabilities previously held by what some would consider more 'responsible' powers. The UASR of course, has been debunking claims that it is reckless with its arsenal and slamming Imperialist powers for criticizing its program. However, nations around the UASR and world wide have expressed concern over the newly obtained nuclear arsenal of the nation, and whether the intent is truly "self defense", or part of a plan to spread global revolution through nuclear hellfire.