You should be, too. Your pettiness is no match for THE GOONS™. Go big or go home!
-Goondog
Founder, Second Warden in Command fire breathing ninja origami pencil holder lampshade hero 360 of The Goons™
P.S. Word of the Wardens has come to the Goons and we officially ask you to come to our next big party. Beta Theta Pi Fraternity House. Be there or be a circle. Bring your own drink, or pay at the front door. Toga themed. Also we have sent an embassy request. We've never heard of that drink before, but it sounded nice enough to send our friends.
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