The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Goondog]

Hereby declares Escade an enemy of The Goons™

Wow I bet she's trembling in fear right about now.

You should be, too. Your pettiness is no match for THE GOONS™. Go big or go home!

-Goondog
Founder, Second Warden in Command fire breathing ninja origami pencil holder lampshade hero 360 of The Goons™

P.S. Word of the Wardens has come to the Goons and we officially ask you to come to our next big party. Beta Theta Pi Fraternity House. Be there or be a circle. Bring your own drink, or pay at the front door. Toga themed. Also we have sent an embassy request. We've never heard of that drink before, but it sounded nice enough to send our friends.

Side effects may include: Back pain, chest pain, throat pain, back pain, nausea, overuse of emoticons, liver failure, and headache.

[Consular]

Not sure if you're joking or not.

Well I mean I know you're a joke, but I'm not sure if you know that or not.

[Tim-Opolis]

Not sure if you're joking or not.

Well I mean I know you're a joke, but I'm not sure if you know that or not.

I have it on good authority it's a shitposting puppet

(ain't mine tho)

[Goondog]

Not sure if you're joking or not.

Well I mean I know you're a joke, but I'm not sure if you know that or not.

Takes one to know one, friend.



*throws stick* Go fetch!

-Goondog
Founder, Generation XYZ El Dorado Bottlecap Collector Slugfest of the century of The Goons™

Here, sit back and have a couple drinks on me. You need to relax. It's just a game.. we know it can be frustrating but you can be nice and have a good time partying

[Benevolent Thomas]

I know I am out of the loop these days, but I have the impression that the Goons are actually our boys, Consular. And by our boys, I mean darkspawn that have assimilated into the TGW community.

[Deadeye Jack]

I know I am out of the loop these days, but I have the impression that the Goons are actually our boys, Consular. And by our boys, I mean darkspawn that have assimilated into the TGW community.

Seems like Sygian to me, honestly.

[DJ Raid]

I know I am out of the loop these days, but I have the impression that the Goons are actually our boys, Consular. And by our boys, I mean darkspawn that have assimilated into the TGW community.

Seems like Sygian to me, honestly.

I'm flattered at the conjecture

[Warden Roavin]

Remember - when Discord is down (like right now), IRC is our backup, both for socializing and for operations! Channel #tgw on irc.esper.net is the place to go; use any IRC client you like. IRCCloud is a decent choice, as it has both web and mobile apps and hides your IP. Here's a quick and easy link to get started: https://www.irccloud.com/#!/ircs://irc.esper.net:6697/%23tgw

[G-Tech Corporation]

Hey guys.

Just stopping by to thank y'all for all the time spent cleaning up Ankh and putting up with the frustrations of that whole mess. It is most appreciated by some of the denizens of P2TM, and especially those of us within the region herself.

Cheers o/

[DJ Raid]

Hey guys.

Just stopping by to thank y'all for all the time spent cleaning up Ankh and putting up with the frustrations of that whole mess. It is most appreciated by some of the denizens of P2TM, and especially those of us within the region herself.

Cheers o/

Ur welcome fam

[Tim-Opolis]

Hey guys.

Just stopping by to thank y'all for all the time spent cleaning up Ankh and putting up with the frustrations of that whole mess. It is most appreciated by some of the denizens of P2TM, and especially those of us within the region herself.

Cheers o/

Would be nice if Nightkill would have more motivation to log in, but c'est la vie. Pleasure o>

Let us know if you folks ever want to get involved with us!

[Escade]

Hey <3

Join us for Defender Expo 2017

If you haven't already, join the LibCord Discord to be masked as an Expo Attendee <3

[The First Warden]

A New First Warden

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The Grey Wardens are pleased to announce the appointment of a new First Warden from within the ranks. Warden-Commander Tim Stark has been appointed First Warden, Head of the Order of the Grey Wardens

In a bold new strategy for moving forward, a general restructuring was enacted by the Grey Wardens Board of Commanders. While Officers and most Generals stayed the same, there was a tactical switch made for moving forward. First Warden Roavin stepped back from the limelight to Commander, to specifically focus on his key strengths which would be critical for the future, and Warden-Commander Tim Stark was promoted to the position of CEO First Warden for the purpose of building a bold and new big-picture strategy moving forward. With the Grey Warden IPO already beginning to rise in value as more groups seek to invest in stock options with the Wardens, this looks to be a shrewd move.

Speaking in front of Weisshaupt Fortress, First Warden Tim Stark stonewalled the media. "It was a move necessary to make for the way forward, and we are confident in the success it will bring", he said offering no further comment.

High Constable Deadeye Jack was still rather shocked coming out of the meeting. "So Tim is First Warden now?" he said.

All in all, the restructuring has been made with an immense amount of positive anticipation from Wardens and outside pals alike. With congratulatory attitudes and a decrease in nonsensical badgering, it is very clear that this move will propel the New Warden Order forward on their goal to successfully achieve a great world. We'd like to thank all of our investors for their confidence, and look forward to announcing further success as we go.

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In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

[Drugged Monkeys]

Congrats Tim!

[The Sygian]

Well son of a bitch.

Congratulations, I suppose

[Reventus Koth]

Hmmm. Roavin looked at the state of TGW's leadership and thought "You know what this region could use? More Tim."

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

[Land filled with People]

Rumours of a Wardens takeover of NS have been greatly exaggerated.

Recommend selling all your Tim stock before the Great Spice Crash™

[Deadeye Jack]

Order Restored

Pictured: CEO Tim riding the crash.

After a shocking pre-major update announcement that the Wardens would now be led by Tim Stark, the order and friends rode into battle feeling good about all the stock options they were about to get courtesy of Tim’s reorganization efforts.

Things got off to a rough start, however, for the new First Warden as two separate raider groups were able to pull off possible occupation raids. Needless to say the board was not pleased. Tim had not provided the bold new leadership that was promised. An emergency meeting was called midway through update as the board had lost confidence in Tim’s abilities to lead the Wardens. By a unanimous vote the board decided to remove Tim Stark as First Warden and to restore Roavin.

After the vote High Constable Deadeye Jack lamented, “Look we all make mistakes. Tim gave a really flashy pitch and promised to make us all rich.”

With Roavin now restored as First Warden, morale immediately increased for the defenders as Roavin led by example showing off his martial prowess.

“BAN AND EJECT! BAN AND EJECT! BAN AND EJECT!” Roavin shouted as he cut down the darkspawn.

It seems that the Order has now stabilized once more as Roavin truly is the only man for the job of First Warden.

Regions Defended
Nation Dumping Ground
New Deutchland
Liberan Safety Zone
The Ns Gas Station
The Parliamentary of Democracy
Join This or Else We Will Get Death
The Enchanted Forest of Summertom
Trans Republic of Furries and Communists
Great Soviet Socialist Islands

Wardens Involved

First Warden Again Roavin
High Constable Deadeye Jack
Chamberlain Vinny
First Warden No Longer Tim-Opolis
Warden Constable Pyrosky
Warden Constable Nakari
Senior Warden Lenlyvit
Warden Dravkian
Warden Izonno

Allies Involved

SPSF/FORGE Offshade II
SPSF Escade
SPSF Elerivyn
SPSF United States of Vietnam
JTF Encyclopedia Foundation

[Roavin]

“BAN AND EJECT! BAN AND EJECT! BAN AND EJECT!” Roavin shouted as he cut down the darkspawn.

77 minutes ago: Vandoosa Vierunddreissig was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: 4th Rrborn Fighting division was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: 1St Winfallow Army Division was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: Belarusua was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: NovisOrbisLibrarium was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: Crusader Raider was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.
78 minutes ago: Anglo-Austro-Prussia was ejected and banned from Trans Republic Of Furries And Communists by Cupcake Roavin.

Feels good man

[Reventus Koth]

Well, I definitely laughed. Are we going with the idea that this was the plan all along? If so, good work

Welcome back, Roavin. Tim didn't even have to keep your seat warm for ya.

[Warden Dravkian]

So nothing changed.

[Tim-Opolis]

Well, I definitely laughed. Are we going with the idea that this was the plan all along? If so, good work

Welcome back, Roavin. Tim didn't even have to keep your seat warm for ya.

We had a fun time

[The Sygian]

This was funny. You sure had me at first

[Roavin]

I got several messages of the form "wut? why Tim?!"

[RiderSyl]

I'll admit, I had a giggle fit.