Alien Abduction Megathread

by **Medwedian Democratic Federation** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:38 am

I have not been abducted nor seen unidentified objects in my life but would like to ask those who have to tell their stories.

by **Kremlinian Islands** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:40 am

What even is this? Wew, getting into the strange world of abductions and other conspiracy theories are we?

by **Medwedian Democratic Federation** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:42 am

Yes we are, gentlemen.

by **Kremlinian Islands** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:45 am

Medwedian Democratic Federation wrote:Yes we are, gentlemen.

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*Puts on tinfoil hat.*

Well then, I think tinfoil sales from each of our nations is going to skyrocket.

by **Ifreann** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:48 am

Aliens most likely do exist somewhere out there, but there is no reason to believe that they've ever been next, nigh, or near Earth, and certainly no reason to believe they've been abducting people.

by **Bakery Hill** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:55 am

Well there are currently aliens ruling over Australia and I wish they'd abdicate.

I read this wrong.

by **Grenartia** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:57 am

Get a blog.

by **Bakery Hill** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:58 am

Grenartia wrote:Get a blog.

That's rude.

by **Odinburgh** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:59 am

They can take me if they bring back Elvis.

by **Grenartia** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:00 am

Bakery Hill wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Get a blog.

That's rude.

I'm just saying, this is a pretty bloggy OP. At the bare minimum, there needs to be an elaboration on the topic, and the OP's personal opinion on the subject. Otherwise, this thread is just another contribution to the Mod Olympics.

by **Greater Cesnica** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:01 am

I'm not sure it would be considered prudent to call this a 'megathread' quite yet. Maybe if it surpasses 500 posts, by all means, go ahead!

by **Bashriyya** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:02 am

Maybe it can become a megathread, where are the abductees?

I am curious if anyone has considered the possibility (which I believe to be the case) that these are inter-dimensional beings.

by **Bakery Hill** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:06 am

Grenartia wrote:
Bakery Hill wrote:That's rude.

I'm just saying, this is a pretty bloggy OP. At the bare minimum, there needs to be an elaboration on the topic, and the OP's personal opinion on the subject. Otherwise, this thread is just another contribution to the Mod Olympics.

Like yeah but old mate has high hopes, they've got dreams, perhaps we could word it better?

by **Grenartia** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:06 am

Bashriyya wrote:Maybe it can become a megathread, where are the abductees?

I am curious if anyone has considered the possibility (which I believe to be the case) that these are inter-dimensional beings.

Yes, in addition to the future time traveler conjecture. There's still no solid proof for anything.

by **Frank Zipper** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:09 am

Odinburgh wrote:They can take me if they bring back Elvis.

Elvis has left the solar system.

by **Sovaal** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:14 am

Pfft, aliens, what a joke.

Everyone knows it's the Lizerds that rule over the Earth, with their Free Mason sex parties and human jerky.

by **Farnhamia** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:59 am

Single-sentence OPs just don't cut it, don't you know. You need to present the topic, talk a bit about it, give your own opinion, stuff like that. "Tell me stories" isn't that.

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