"LORD OH LORD OH LORD OH LORD" - isweariamacomputer.exe
Tune: Knife Party - 404
Language(s): English
Lyrics: isweariamacomputer.exe
Music: isweariamacomputer.exe
The stage screens show the default desktop background for Windows XP. A typewriter is typing on a human on the central projecting platform. A friendly CGI digital face pops up on a window on the desktop
Kids, don't take shooters
They will fuck up your eyeballs like hooters.
The stage begins flashing rhythmically
These shooters
The stage begins pulsing with incredibly trippy digital images and patterns to the music, toning down when it gets soft and intensifying with the buildups
LORD OH LORD OH LORD OH LORD
Slightly pixelated multicolored dragon maws and tentacle monsters like 32-bit Rorschach blotches spiral out of the screen like a oddly digitized Lovecraftian kaleidoscope with a garishly vibrant hippie color scheme. At points they look stunningly realistic somehow (inspiration for art direction, but with more floral and neon colors)
[massive music buildup]
The ambient lighting goes out, leaving an array of spotlights randomly strobing straight down into the dark arena, in front of the kaleidoscopic hallucinatory stage
As the music fades, the stage and lights fade into darkness. A single spotlight turns on to illuminate the typewriter, which has written a 36 page long background story for itself upon its human. Unfortunately the typewriter began hopping off the stage with its story, never to be seen again, its incredibly verbose and long-winded history never to be revealed to the salivating masses of WHF.