The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Escade** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:05 pm

Did I just imagine the theory where Max Barry = violet? Or was that a dream?

by **Consular** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:20 am

Escade wrote:Did I just imagine the theory where Max Barry = violet? Or was that a dream?

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A dream within a dream.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:47 am

Consular wrote:
Escade wrote:Did I just imagine the theory where Max Barry = violet? Or was that a dream?

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A dream within a dream.

Only one level deep?

by **Tim-Opolis** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:38 am

o u r l e a s t f a v o r i t e s o n d o e s n ' t d e s e r v e c a n d y

the black hawks tried to be good today, but they were not very good. our unified forces of many defender glorious comrades successfully defeated all their poor attempts at being good. we would like for them to try harder, and recruit better, so that they may get good again. this is why they are our least favorite son of all of our children, and why they do not deserve any candy and have it taken away from them by us. lily is still our favorite child and gets a cookie. remember that together we can all be a successful jumping force that gets good if you just join the grey wardens and become a superhero. remember children of gameplay and max barry's light the grey wardens are best girl , daddy , senpai , and big man and we are number one.

also the grey warden booty game is t o o s t r o n g

r e g i o n s d e f e n d e d

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Alliance of Vigorous State
The Great Chili
East Siberia
UFS Union
The Republic of Free Nations
Xemenoa
New Asylum
William Oats And Andy Price
Many New Nations
The Dead Horse Tavern

w a r d e n s s u r f i n g

First Warden Roavin
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Commander Tim-Opolis
Constable Witchcraft And Sorcery
Constable Nakari
Warden Izonno
Warden Kingdom of circle of Magi

f r i e n d s

SPSF/LCA Somyrion
SPSF United States of Vietnam
SPSF Elerivyn
RRA Frattastan
RRA Catalyse

i n w a r , v i c t o r y
i n p e a c e , v i g i l a n c e
i n d e a t h , s a c r i f i c e

by **Lord Dominator** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:05 am

noms cookie
Otherwise, I believe congratulations/whatever are in order :clap:

by **Moneyness** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:06 pm

I mean you guys did a good job chasing this update I will say that. But you know that minor lasted 20 minutes longer than it did yesterday so that definitely helped you guys with it making triggers twice as long as they were supposed to. Anyways it was fun doing something this minor glad to have you chasing making us earn the hits that we get.

by **Vincent Drake** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:21 am

So, you were probably expecting a spicy shitpost full of half clever, half cringy depravity, but I feel about as creative as an interior decorator at the DMV right now, so you get this relvtively sodium-free thingyjiggy.

Befror we get anywhere near the edge of a lord meme, I'd like to drw your attentions to some awesum people, not necessarily wardens, doing awesom thingies:

Arbiter08 - We met for the foist time last majah and slayd dahkswpahn and thangs. he was prtty enthuisastic on his first chase and didnt care if it was hard AF, got into regins too.

Serres Republic - We alsod met fr the firsdt time last majro. Awesome guy. 5 1s chase mves in lik his 5th day defeending. Beats me into rgionss with that $$$$$enynet. Isnt afrdis to just pick up lil' timmy and plop him nito nis rightfuldw place. Great gyty.

Somyrion - Onc considrered a doorrmat by varisou raidesr, now is getttin 1s chadse moves ovhis own. Feeeeeer him

House of Cards - Issssss bak! HoC is finaaaaaaly freee of scjoll and thangsd. Alreadr one of rour fastedt defendenrs, cant wait ty see him bacck in aaftion agaiuwe. Chingis' mind will exdpode at his sepeeepeeddedddd

Kanglia - Beeen seirng more ofr ehin arournf lateyluy, he;s found the secret sacure for wingning: Gti the deldracy. tryely revroltuionary. Kangltisa is a wwarnde now, too?

The 'zenskah - Shiz iz one of my fav defenderwds, cooldl, chdiill, solvefd the progermes that itme too studspi to sovelv mself, dioesnt forget bout zat perfmacroess eitrhs. Aslo sounees like muy multi deaeyd i jace whickis wlawys aw pleus.

Roorofvin - qish hw qousdl acrtaillyly wakeerf epp

Anddw, ne2eq on to th ewe actuksla psot. Wer stotptped a dnufbvnch of ttgaergsers, movrtred rewaallly fasset , and gotr reallyyly drunmwk. Like,r rtally dereunk. Attt 3;194 aAm in Newwr WEnerlgnad indw the seummemr int ther dark, what better siei theres to do ? We wingt sor mma ything s ghtj was well scepeebated. I rewlally needs to geta one rfof thoser backreslit keyrborads, canrtt seeer s thing

reftions derfgrntded: 16

https://www.nationstates.net/region=bara_jag
https://www.nationstates.net/region=shrekia
https://www.nationstates.net/region=uni ... at_nations
https://www.nationstates.net/region=fantasy
https://www.nationstates.net/region=spanje
https://www.nationstates.net/region=wheeeeeland
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_five_orders
https://www.nationstates.net/region=brent_cross
https://www.nationstates.net/region=ancient_britannia
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_junkyard
https://www.nationstates.net/region=bas ... f_dauiland
https://www.nationstates.net/region=kingdom_hearts
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the ... up_genders
https://www.nationstates.net/region=cigar_kings
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_future
https://www.nationstates.net/region=tinytopia

Wrrnhedens updsttating:

Chemaberlna Vincrte Drakte
Cemander Trimt
Conttbskt: Naekri
Leiruvtanet: Hourse fof Cjwerrs
Warnde[nation]: Izzons[/nation]
[nation]Birifefkepfe?[/nation]

Alelris sharitngn in th fvuictth:
[nation][nati[/nation]on]Shiznedkd[/nation] RISJF
Yftuno SOSF
Victrhenam SSOPF
Sreerrds Roedcpdlic SPFIF
Escosnad SPSPF
Kandglria SUDAD.FORJE

Imr gonnea be larmrt and int duclte last marjoy in tyhisd reporty as wertll becsadue

retrhtt drirwhew et: 12323 fitk i csdf dor it goodrnight gutys

by **Altmoras** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:10 am

This speaks to me deeply.

by **United Islamic Commonwealth** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:12 am

Someone turn him on his side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6oxv1lYa4

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:54 am

This may be the closest thing we get to a post by 9002 in the GP forum.

by **Plagentine** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:10 pm

11/10 best report so far

by **Shizensky** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:48 pm

Benevolent Thomas wrote:This may be the closest thing we get to a post by 9002 in the GP forum.

I do miss him.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:30 pm

An Official Award Presented To The Invaders

Update started pretty solid, boys. General Attero and his boys tried to recover The Invaders from the struggles they saw during DaisyWatch, and they made a good number of jumps. Unfortunately for them, Wardens decided that we weren't going to led has-beens and angry-boys ruin Nationstates, so we took their lunch money and took away all of their wins. They were sad and then quit after twenty minutes. There was nothing else to do, as we occasionally would kick Brihimia sometimes. Fortunately, our favorite child Lily decided to come online and do some stuff. Together we chased around updates, kicked them around, sometimes lost, and got an awesome amount of wins. Cheers to Lily, have a cookie!

Will we know if the Invaders quit because we stole their Lunch Money? Find out next time on TGW Reports!

[align=center]in conflict, success
in calm, watchfulness
in passing, immolation

by **Ikania** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:34 pm

It just keeps getting worse, and in that, keeps getting better.

by **Roavin** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:46 am

Ikania wrote:It just keeps getting worse, and in that, keeps getting better.

We need another Ike shitpost. That one you did was excellent.

by **Altmoras** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:39 am

At least we have Lily when the other babies are disappointing.

by **Ikania** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:37 pm

Roavin wrote:
Ikania wrote:It just keeps getting worse, and in that, keeps getting better.

We need another Ike shitpost. That one you did was excellent.

Tell you what, if there's a good night tonight, I'll give you a little special for Canada Day.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:39 am

D E U S V U L T , R A I D E R C O N

It was a quiet Friday Night as Fifteen Grey Wardens and their twenty-some closest friends headed out to a picnic, while Altmoras was too busy at the gym getting swole. However, mischief was afoot! Raiders were trying to be sneaky, but alas they failed. Apparently WA'ing up on new nations an hour before major is the standard for the "most feared" raider organization this day. A Special Shoutout™ has to go to Red Back though, who resigned WA at around 10:30pm Eastern. Apparently that's sneaky?

The ~~Saracens~~ Raider Boys numbered around twenty-five, which is a cute number. However, they obviously had the advantage of a B R A Z E N S T E A L T H I N V A S I O N, as they charged into ~~Jerusalem~~ Portugal! However, The ~~Crusaders~~ The Wardens were up for the occasion, and blocked them with ease. Marching on their merry way to the holy land, the brave host engaged and utterly decimated the Black Hawks and their lackeys, sending them to the great BBQ in the sky.

Following that, they took a consolation prize of a 20-nation passworded region with two endorsements and a founder who could likely return. You know what they say, right? If you can't win a free sports car, go buy a lemon.

Oh, also The "Invaders" weren't invited to Raidercon and decided that they'd have their own fun by tagging some stuff. We booted them to TRR a few times and sent them home, after dealing with the Raidercon infidels.

Holy Land Cities Defended

Portugal
St Kitts and Nevis
The Atlas Union

Crusaders Present

First Warden Roavin
High Constable Deadeye Jack
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Commander Tim-Opolis
Constable Nakari
Lieutenant Pyrosky
Lieutenant Birdkeeper
Senior Warden Benevolent Thomas
Senior Warden Lenlyvit
Warden The Unknown Army
Warden Abraxim
Warden Drop Your Pants
Warden Izonno
Warden Kanglia
Guardian-Constable The Old Wildlife Pen pal

Allied Infidel-Bashers

SPSF ESCADE
SPSF/UDSAF The Noble Thatcherites
SPSF/UDSAF Khevo
SPSF Alkatia
SPSF The Serres Republic
SPSF Elerivyn
SPSF United States of Vietnam
SPSF/LCA Somyrion
LCA Svezjacael
FNR/ITDA Denland
LCN/FORGE VoidPointersHurt
LCN/FORGE Andrew Du
RIASF Dixadoing
RIASF Shizensky
RRA The Grim Reaper
RRA Frattastan
RRA Just Guy
RRA Ryno
RRA Libetarian Republics
TITO 13CGS
TITO Alkasia
TITO Magthere
TITO Aersodolf
TITO Sorya
TITO Hahiha
TITO Kortexia

We Are Number One But Its Raiders Who Don't Know What 'Clean Nations' Means

by **Altmoras** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:01 am

Deus most definitely vulted.

by **Consular** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:21 am

Not as much esgr as the usual reports but still so good

by **Altmoras** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:51 am

Consular wrote:Not as much esgr as the usual reports but still so good

Everybody has to come down for a minute eventually.

We had to go down to the ground to find the shattered ambitions of the "Big Raidercon Raid ^TM"

by **Canton Empire** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:35 am

Updates must be fun.

by **Lord Dominator** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:50 am

Canton Empire wrote:Updates must be fun.

Updates are always fun

by **The Church of Satan** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:19 pm

I swear as of late when I read this thread I don't even know what's going on...I like that very much!

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:06 pm

The Church of Satan wrote:I swear as of late when I read this thread I don't even know what's going on...I like that very much!

Kind of makes you want to ditch WA immobility, right? ;P

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