Ask the Oldest Living Chadtonian Chief Two Bird Song anythin

[Chadtonia]

Chief Two Bird Song is the Honorary Chief of the largest Chadtonian tribe, the Tikunuan Tribe. In the tradition of his people Chief Two Bird Song has waited until he was at least 90 years old to Pass his Honor to his oldest Son, Bruce Feather of the Sky Eagle, who will become Honorary chief when Chief Two Bird Song meets the Sun God in The Glorious Morning Beyond the Horizon. Chief Two Bird Song is now 107 years old, and has been researched to be definitively the oldest living Chadtonian in the modern era. He is welcoming any questions from Chadtonians or other nations within or outside our planet or universe. You may ask him anything. Chief Two Bird Song is known for his wit, sarcasm, folly, and whimsy. We will supply his answers as he provides them, but we will not guarantee their truthfulness, nor authenticity. Ask away, at your own expense!

[Willania Imperium]

This statement is false.

[Kannadrickenium]

What is his opinion of Anna Kendrick?

[Chadtonia]

This statement is false.

We have translated his response:

"Ah to be a fool and to speak that which you do not know. I remember that day well, it was yesterday. Providing a statement of no merit when a question is called for, but what is a question, except for a lame excuse for some people to try to create some sense and meaning of their world. Does it matter if the answer is true or not? Perhaps, but then again does it matter if you have sense or not to ask a reasonable question, when a question is called for? Ah yes it does. But perchance all of what I have written here is false. Since you are the judge if truth and falsity, please provide me the answer, I would like to know."

[Willania Imperium]

This statement is false.

Ah to be a fool and to speak that which you do not know. I remember that day well, it was yesterday. Providing a statement of no merit when a question is called for, but what is a question, except for a lame excuse for some people to try to create some sense and meaning of their world. Does it matter if the answer is true or not? Perhaps, but then again does it matter if you have sense or not to ask a reasonable question, when a question is called for? Ah yes it does. But perchance all of what I have written here is false. Since you are the judge if truth and falsity, please provide me the answer, I would like to know.

Uh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPG87BHjxaQ.

Why Do Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10, and Buns in Packs of 8?

[Chadtonia]

What is his opinion of Anna Kendrick?

We have translated his response:

"The Sun God has not given me permission to invade her domain, but I have seen her picture, and well I am quite quite... forget what I have said until now, I am an Elder of the tribe for the Sun God's sake! Ask me no more about her, lest I think I am young again and lose my honor."

[Kannadrickenium]

What is his opinion of Anna Kendrick?

[Higher Japan]

What is the limit of your power.

[Chadtonia]

Ah to be a fool and to speak that which you do not know. I remember that day well, it was yesterday. Providing a statement of no merit when a question is called for, but what is a question, except for a lame excuse for some people to try to create some sense and meaning of their world. Does it matter if the answer is true or not? Perhaps, but then again does it matter if you have sense or not to ask a reasonable question, when a question is called for? Ah yes it does. But perchance all of what I have written here is false. Since you are the judge if truth and falsity, please provide me the answer, I would like to know.

Uh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPG87BHjxaQ.


Why Do Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10, and Buns in Packs of 8?

We have translated his response:

"Tikunuans package sausages in packs of 8 to honor the 7 days of the week and the one day of creation, and the buns in packs of 6. There is an evil in the world and it is simply this, poor human reasoning. The answer is simple, there is none wise. We are all idiots, especially so when it comes to food manufacturers."

[Chadtonia]

What is the limit of your power.

We have translated his response:

"Myself, of course. It is the same for you, you know?"

[Chadtonia]

What is his opinion of Anna Kendrick?

Please do not repeat the same question. The Chief has answered this question already, above.

[Willania Imperium]

What is the fate of the human race?

[Chadtonia]

What is the fate of the human race?

We have translated his response:

"To reach the finish line, silly."

[Willania Imperium]

What is your past?

[Escanthea]

What are your komboloi made out of?

[Greater Istanistan]

Does the honoured chief agree with the ancient Istanistani warrior proverb that "there is no victory, only gains"?

[Kannadrickenium]

what does covfefe mean?

[Grenartia]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Jahe Davmwoem]

Do you support the future World Cat Government?

[Chadtonia]

What is your past?

We have translated his response:

"I was born the son of an Elder on the Old Island. I became an honorary Chief at the age of 7 and took the Tikunuan Silent Prayer oath at the age of 7. Of course, getting hurt, I was allowed to yell, scream, or cry, but no words. I did my school by sign language and writing. I worked in my youth building the National Railword voluntarily and even learned how to pilot a helicopter, which they never let me fly again. But why bring up the past? There is no future in it."

[Chadtonia]

What are your komboloi made out of?

We have translated his response:

"My translator thinks I am joking, but ever since a bear thought the beads around Princess Three Husbands neck was a string of peanuts and attacked her fifty years ago, the Tikunuan tribe has not used beads for any reason. Our worry beads are sweaty knuckes."

[The Imperium Empires]

" Is it man's right to claim the stars when we can not care for our home now?"

[Chadtonia]

Does the honoured chief agree with the ancient Istanistani warrior proverb that "there is no victory, only gains"?

We have translated his response:

"I think he's crossed a line into thinking that human wisdom is a worthy goal. It isn't. We should all accept that we are all idiots trying to make sense of a senseless world. This proverb is meaningless doublespeak. What is the gain? What is the victory? Even an undefined proverb is still nonsense even when spoken by gurus and great men and women. I respect the sentiment, even though I don't know what I am victorious over, nor do I know what I am gaining."

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Chadtonia]

what does covfefe mean?

We have translated his response:

"Oh from another world. Wonderful! I have heard this rumor. There are some things that were not supposed to happen, but when they did happen some people try to make meaning where there is none. I can't say for certainty that this is what is happening here, but I do know that accidents happen, which is why I wear adult diapers."