The Black Hawks | Still Winning

by **Drop Your Pants** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:19 am

Much better than your minor turnout when we saw 2 taggers getting ready then gave up when 15+ defenders crossed

by **Tinhampton** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:51 am

Checklist:
✓ Socks
✓ Sandals

I would like to be the first to A) congratulate you on hawking from the Wardens, and B) remind you that socks and sandals do not go together.

by **Revall** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:04 am

Shizensky wrote:Go Cavs.

Tim-Opolis wrote:Damn straight, fuck Golden State.

Amen to the maximum overdrive.

by **RiderSyl** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:43 am

Raiders and defenders, unified in their hate of Golden State. :lol:

by **DJ Raid** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:13 am

Tinhampton wrote:
Checklist:
✓ Socks
✓ Sandals
I would like to be the first to A) congratulate you on hawking from the Wardens, and B) remind you that socks and sandals do not go together.

A) Thank you
B) You're simply just wrong

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:57 am

Ridersyl wrote:Raiders and defenders, unified in their hate of Golden State.

AND the Penguins

by **Tinhampton** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:11 am

Benevolent Thomas wrote:
Ridersyl wrote:Raiders and defenders, unified in their hate of Golden State.

AND the Penguins

I thought the Hawks had barbecued you!

DJ Raid wrote:The winner of the BBQ contest goes to General Jakker who dubbed his BBQ the T-Bone (Benevolent Thomas), using his solid secret trigger sauce, a dash of pepper, and some other undisclosed ingredients that could potentially cause E. Coli if you were vaccinated for polio before 1992.

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:06 am

Tinhampton wrote:
Benevolent Thomas wrote:AND the Penguins

I thought the Hawks had barbecued you!

DJ Raid wrote:The winner of the BBQ contest goes to General Jakker who dubbed his BBQ the T-Bone (Benevolent Thomas), using his solid secret trigger sauce, a dash of pepper, and some other undisclosed ingredients that could potentially cause E. Coli if you were vaccinated for polio before 1992.

Those boys never even got to ban me

'Twas a sweet op though. Sygian is coming along nicely.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:01 pm

Much like the Cavaliers will come back from an initial loss, so did we.

It was a good time, Hawks, looking forward to the next one!

by **Ikania** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:42 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:Much like the Cavaliers will come back from an initial loss, so did we.

DJ Raid wrote:...in preparation for Golden State getting an ass whoopin' on Sunday.

Ouch. Stephen Curry laughs at your angst.

by **DJ Raid** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:11 pm

Ikania wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:Much like the Cavaliers will come back from an initial loss, so did we.

DJ Raid wrote:...in preparation for Golden State getting an ass whoopin' on Sunday.

Ouch. Stephen Curry laughs at your angst.

Of course you'd hop on the bandwagon. :^)

by **Ikania** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:06 pm

DJ Raid wrote:
Ikania wrote:
Ouch. Stephen Curry laughs at your angst.

Of course you'd hop on the bandwagon. :^)

No, I can't be assed to follow basketball, and if I had a team it'd probably be the Raptors. I just want to stick it to Cleveland.

by **Tinhampton** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:20 am

To my awareness, TBH has raided the following regions (at least) in order to promote RaiderCon: Christmas Dogetastic, Arrgh (which you may remember as Scieca's last port of call before being declared DoS), Federation of Free States, The Assembly of The Cordillera, Dar al Islam, Kazikstanian Peninsula, Federation of Lone Star States.

In addition, TBH took over AJF (presumably joined by many other founderless regions) in an raid completely unrelated to the RaiderCon promotion raid. Neither raid was reported on this thread.
Mods, please tug this post to the RaiderCon thread if you feel that this post is better served there.

by **Antiochus Denral** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:00 am

Tinhampton wrote:In addition, TBH took over AJF (presumably joined by many other founderless regions) in an raid completely unrelated to the RaiderCon promotion raid. Neither raid was reported on this thread.

As founder of the region AJF, I, for one, welcome our hawk overlords.

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:49 am

Tinhampton wrote:To my awareness, TBH has raided the following regions (at least) in order to promote RaiderCon: Christmas Dogetastic, Arrgh (which you may remember as Scieca's last port of call before being declared DoS), Federation of Free States, The Assembly of The Cordillera, Dar al Islam, Kazikstanian Peninsula, Federation of Lone Star States.

In addition, TBH took over AJF (presumably joined by many other founderless regions) in an raid completely unrelated to the RaiderCon promotion raid. Neither raid was reported on this thread.
Mods, please tug this post to the RaiderCon thread if you feel that this post is better served there.

Oh hey, is someone else going to start writing our reports for us? Chillllll.

by **DJ Raid** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:38 pm

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:To my awareness, TBH has raided the following regions (at least) in order to promote RaiderCon: Christmas Dogetastic, Arrgh (which you may remember as Scieca's last port of call before being declared DoS), Federation of Free States, The Assembly of The Cordillera, Dar al Islam, Kazikstanian Peninsula, Federation of Lone Star States.

In addition, TBH took over AJF (presumably joined by many other founderless regions) in an raid completely unrelated to the RaiderCon promotion raid. Neither raid was reported on this thread.
Mods, please tug this post to the RaiderCon thread if you feel that this post is better served there.

Oh hey, is someone else going to start writing our reports for us? Chillllll.

I'm not complaining

by **Tim-Opolis** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:18 pm

Ikania wrote:I just want to stick it to Cleveland.

We can't be friends anymore.

by **Ikania** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:23 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:
Ikania wrote:I just want to stick it to Cleveland.

We can't be friends anymore.

And if that didn't hurt enough, I've taken a recent liking to Everton.

by **DJ Raid** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:31 am

"Therefore, you have received Hawkdar, so you must raid just as you were taught, abounding in his flawless triggering." - Invasionus 2:8

Early June, Hawks 'round the world made their annual pilgrimage to the Holy Feathery Temple, where they joined as brethren to pray and offer their admiration, worship, contrition, and supplication to the almighty Hawkdar. Hawkdar granted his children with fine triggers, and a plethora new recruits to help their raids flourish wondrously. Update after update, Hawks have seen success due not to just their Hawk Father, but to their own courage and relentless strive for triumph and prosperity of NationStates just as Hawkdar has asked.

Hawk Father who art in the Nest,
Hallowed be thy raids
Thy triggers comes
Thy sleeping done,
During minor as it is during major,
Give us this day our daily tags,
And forgive us our failed raids,
As we forgive those who defend against us,
And lead us not into forgetting the point nation,
But deliver us from natives,
Invademen

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:39 am

Love the prayer at the end.

And I have been told many, many times by Mrs BBD that socks and sandals are grounds for divorce.

by **Jakker** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:24 pm

May the raid be with you always

by **Roavin** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:18 pm

Loved the report

by **Jakker** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:49 am

It was 12 years ago to date
Commander Red Back taught the hawks to raid
They’ve been in and out of style
They’re guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you
The ones you’ve raided with for all these years
Commander Red Back’s Lonely Hawks Club Band

We're Commander Red Back's Lonely Hawks Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Commander Red Back's Lonely Hawks Club Band
We're sorry, but it's time to go!

Before we go, though, time for a shameless plug! RaiderCon 2017 is coming up soon! Be there or be square.

Band Members:
The One and Only Billy Shears: Lieutenant Antiochus Denral
General Jakker
Sergeant Moneyness
Corporal Hired Contractor IV
Corporal Serboro
Corporal Astravars
PFC Mordvinland

Regions Hit: 51
master cloud
the might of democracy
new yeezy
when worlds collide
living on a prayer
pacific command
eos chasma
niantic
the hawk islands
corruptus in extremis
bed
gayism
maria is cool
pacilantic
the free grey wardens
sons of socialism
actual europe and asia
the island of misfit toys
lifewhtrascsdvdht
the holy jungle
the supreme empire
black sabbath
loopy lok
alucinor
united league of nations
united communist and socialist front
bob the 3ed
test group
varzkim islands
jigglypuffia democratic republic
the christian states
question mark
rivet
the loaflorien democracy of doom
islands of dagistan
federation of intergalactic alliances
elements of role play
earth 2
the real life
chen taou
united nations of ljubjan
western alliance
esperanto
theo is not gay i think
lonely
grandmas house
soulsociety
the nohrian empire
the scattered stars
the great united powers
latvija

by **Benevolent Thomas** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:35 am

Well, there goes that shitpost.

*tears up Sgt. Pepper report template*

by **Tinhampton** » Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:52 am

Congratulations on gaining 51 seats from the Defender-Native Alliance!

The Black Hawks | Still Winning

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