Xarn Cloning - Clones are us.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

DISCLAIMER
As this is a game I have used a mix of historical and real people. I trust no laws are broken or offence taken.

BACKGROUND
When a Royal Child in Xiaxal Xarn reaches 21 years of age they appear before the King or Queen and can request anything within reason. Prince Conrad Xarn requested authority to research cloning and this was granted. He then recruited the brightest researchers he could find and so Dr Victor Frankenstein, Head of Genetics. Dr Herbert West Head of Research, Dr Henry Jeckle, Head of Psycology lead up the project and after many years of experimentation they succeeded.
Therefore Xarn cloning are proud to offer you the purchasing nations the results of those labours. It must be noted that not all genetic material can be successfully cloned, many mutate or fail to develop, therefore rarer genetic material that is successfully cloned will result in a more expensive purchase.

PURCHASING
We are happy to sell to any individual or nation that wishes to purchase, however I would appreciate orders written in character and at least one sentence long.
Please note that stock will continually change as we use or acquire genetic material. So please pop back periodicly

IDEAS & SUGGESTIONS
We are happy to accept ideas and suggestion either in a post below or in a TG. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to acquire the genetic material but will do our best to do so.


PRIVATE COMMISSIONS
We are now taking private commissions on genetic stock supplied by yourselves. This can be telegrammed or submitted to the store thread I will evaluate the request and set a price. The price is negotiable, with a good roleplay reason. You may either collect or we are able to deliver. Please note that at the agreed sale it will be posted in the thread as items bought and cost no other names or details will be entered.


CURRENT STOCK
I will do my best to update daily or every couple of days , so please do check back.

MUTANTS
Not every experiment is succesful and a glut of genetic mutations are occassionaly created. We have put these upfor sale for use in whatever capacity you choose. Potential cannon fodder, mine clearance etc. They are of low intellect but high aggression.
$1,000 NSD each.

HISTORICAL LEADERS

William of Normandy. AKA William the Conqueror $100 million NSD. Genetic material supplied by Ximea

Mao Tse Tung. Warlord of the 20th Century $1 Billion NSD

Reinhard Heydrich. High Ranking Member of the 20th Century National socialist Party. Known as the hangman of Prague. $500 million NSD

King Victor Emmanuel 3rd of Italy. $500 million NSD

Margaret Thatcher. A politician that many have considered a bad thing to have happened to her nation. $200 million NSD

SCIENTISTS

Erwin Schrodinger. Physicist. $200 million NSD. Genetic material from Universal Commons

ENTERTAINERS

Billie Jo Armstrong.Lead Singer of a band called Green Day $10million NSD

Rihanna. Popular singer. $500 million NSD

Viggo Mortenson. Popular actor & poet. $500 million NSD

Bette Davis. Historical Actress. $400 million NSD

Jackie Chan. Comedy Actor & martial artist. $200 million NSD

Kevin Sorbo. Model,& Actor. $200 million NSD

Jello Biafra. we are informed he is the lead singer of the Group Dead Kennedys. $100 million NSD

Joakim Broden. We are informed he is the lead singer of a group called Sabaton.
$400 million NSD

Susie Sue. From a group called Suzie & the Banshees, $100 million NSD

Avril Lavigne. Informed she is a singer of some popularity among the young. $200 million NSD

Shawn Mendes. Informed another singer popular among young people. $200 million NSD

Angelina Jolie. Actress. $50 million NSD

Kirstie Alley. Actress. $50million NSD

Toda Erika. Japanese Actress. $50million NSD

Ana La Salvia. Mexican Actress. $50 million NSD

Louise Brooks. American Actress of the 1920's. Famous for the role of Lulu in Pandoras Box. $300 million NSD

Alison Moira Clarkson AKA: Betty Boo. A singer of the 1980-1990's. $100 million NSD.

Elvis Aaron Presley.Often called the King of Rock & Roll. . $500 million NSD

WRITERS/ARTISTS

Matthew Hutson. Lead Designer of white Dwarf Magazine. Our female researchers apparently find him attractive. $1 million NSD

Robert E. Howard. Author and creator of the character Conan. $100 million NSD

Leo Tolstoy. Russian Author, writer of the greatest romantic novel ever 'Anna Karenina' . $200 million NSD

Haruki Murakami. Noted Japanese Author. $100 million NSD

Forough Farrokhzad. Iranian Poet & Director. $100 million NSD

Dante Gabriel Rossetti. Victorian Painter & Poet & Member of the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood. (Personally I am very excited about this item and have had one created for my own use. Prince Conrad) $200 million NSD

HISTORICAL PERSONAGES

NEW Audie Murphy. Most decorated american Soldier of WW2 and well known actor. $30 million NSD. Genetic material supplied by Ximea.

NEWSimo Hayha. AKA White Death, Finnish sniper of WW2 credited with over 500 Kills. $50 million NSD. Genetic material supplied by Ximea

Hilary Clinton . Wife of President Clinton. $300 million NSD

Florence Nightingale. Famous nurse in the Crimean War. $100 million

Margaretha Geertruidea Zelle also known as Mata Hari. Spy Dancer, Mistress. $500 million NSD

MODELS

Claudia Schiffer. Model. $300 million NSD

PLEASURE
These males and females are whilst being grown subliminally indoctrinated with the need to serve and when requested pleasure their owners. Please note that we can for a nominal fee of $100,000 reduce their morality so that you may request... well do I need to explain.

Nell Gwynne. Mistress of French King Charles II $10 million NSD

Mary Boleyn. Mistress of King Henry VIII, before he married her sister Anne. $10 million NSD

Christine Keeler. Mistress of Conservative Minister John Profumo $10 million NSD

]FANTASY
An idea suggested by a customer caused great discussion at our facility and we are working on a new form of cloning with the addition of this and that to create some interesting characters.

Judge Dredd.Judge of Mega City One. You may want to be careful where you release him... $50 million NSD

Elric of Melnibone. Last Emperor of a fading Empire, greatest Sorcerer of his age. $50 million NSD

Captain James Tiberius Kirk. A Captain in the Federation, from the popular Star Trek Films $50 million NSD

] Duke Leto Atreides. Head of House Atreides from the Novel Dune. $50 million NSD

[Poggers]

A Rihanna and a Jackie Chan please.

[Holy Land of Burtander]

The Holy land of Burtander would like to purchase one Matthew Hutson, but could we keep it secret? The religious community in our capital will riot if they find out.

[Mizuyoshi]

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FROM: Most Honorable Government of the Circularist Republic of Mizuyoshi
TO: Xarn Cloning
SUBJECT: Clone Order

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Dear Xarn Cloning,

The Circularist Republic government is intrigued by this cloning and would like to make a purchase of several clones. We would like to create a personal bodyguard of clones for the President herself.

The Mizuyoshi government would like to purchase the following;

- 4 Rihannas
- 1 Amelia Earhart
- 1 Queen Boadiccea of the Iceni

The total cost is $2,600,000,000

Signed,
Government of the Circularist Republic

[The Federation of Kendor]

OOC: I think you should expand this storefront to accept genetical materials from other nations, as well as cloning not just Human, but also all biological beings, like animals, plants, bacteria, aliens, etc.

[Wercas]

add billie joe armstrong and ill buy all of them but until then you get nothing

[Argentinstan]

The Masdar City Insitute of Technology would like to order 1 Amelia Earhart.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

A Rihanna and a Jackie Chan please.

Dear Poggers
An excellent choice if my say so. The cost will be $700 million NSD and they can be collected from level 35 at your leisure.

Prince Conrad Xarn

The Holy land of Burtander would like to purchase one Matthew Hutson, but could we keep it secret? The religious community in our capital will riot if they find out.

Dear Holy Land of Burtander
He is ready to collect from level 35 when you so desire, and the cost of a mere $1 million NSD.

Prince Conrad Xarn

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FROM: Most Honorable Government of the Circularist Republic of Mizuyoshi
TO: Xarn Cloning
SUBJECT: Clone Order

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Dear Xarn Cloning,

The Circularist Republic government is intrigued by this cloning and would like to make a purchase of several clones. We would like to create a personal bodyguard of clones for the President herself.

The Mizuyoshi government would like to purchase the following;

- 4 Rihannas
- 1 Amelia Earhart
- 1 Queen Boadiccea of the Iceni

The total cost is $2,600,000,000

Signed,
Government of the Circularist Republic

Dear Government of the Circularist Republic
I congratulate you on an excellent choice, our Rihanna Clones do appear to be a popular purchase, one of my siblings has one as his 'companion'. These are ready to collect from level 35 at your leisure. we thank you for your payment of $2.6 Billion NSD. I look forward to meeting your representatives and with doing further business with you.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Xiaxal Xarn]

OOC: I think you should expand this storefront to accept genetical materials from other nations, as well as cloning not just Human, but also all biological beings, like animals, plants, bacteria, aliens, etc.

Dear Federation of Kendor
This has already been done. As a subterannean nation a lot of lifeforms cannot survive in the deeper depths and under artificial lighting, therefore most of our fauna has been modified as have many bird species.
However accepting material from other nations and extra terrestrial genetic material is a very exciting line of research, and we may look into this shortly

If you wish to TG me any ideas feel free.

Prince Conrad Xarn

add billie joe armstrong and ill buy all of them but until then you get nothing

Dear Wercas
We are constantly seeking to improve our stock and genetic samples, and I shall pass on this suggestion to our collectors who will add this to their list of acquisitions.

Prince Conrad Xarn

The Masdar City Insitute of Technology would like to order 1 Amelia Earhart.

Dear Argenistan
Thank_you for purchasing this item. You may collect from level 35 at your leisure. We thank-You for your payment of $400 million NSD, and are optimistic that as we expand our stock there will be further purchases that meet your expectations.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Holy Land of Burtander]

We have collected the genetic material, thank you. -King Andre Drakes

By the way, kind sir, would you be able to preserve some samples of our King's DNA?

[The Federation of Kendor]

OOC: I think you should expand this storefront to accept genetical materials from other nations, as well as cloning not just Human, but also all biological beings, like animals, plants, bacteria, aliens, etc.

Dear Federation of Kendor
This has already been done. As a subterannean nation a lot of lifeforms cannot survive in the deeper depths and under artificial lighting, therefore most of our fauna has been modified as have many bird species.
However accepting material from other nations and extra terrestrial genetic material is a very exciting line of research, and we may look into this shortly

If you wish to TG me any ideas feel free.

Prince Conrad Xarn

add billie joe armstrong and ill buy all of them but until then you get nothing

Dear Wercas
We are constantly seeking to improve our stock and genetic samples, and I shall pass on this suggestion to our collectors who will add this to their list of acquisitions.

Prince Conrad Xarn

The Masdar City Insitute of Technology would like to order 1 Amelia Earhart.

Dear Argenistan
Thank_you for purchasing this item. You may collect from level 35 at your leisure. We thank-You for your payment of $400 million NSD, and are optimistic that as we expand our stock there will be further purchases that meet your expectations.

Prince Conrad Xarn

OOC: Hey, OOC means Out of Character, meaning that it's a commentary from the player, not in universe nation. In fact, I won't make an IC suggestions that bad

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Post by The Federation of Kendor » Tue May 16, 2017 5:45 am
OOC: Hey, OOC means Out of Character, meaning that it's a commentary from the player, not in universe nation. In fact, I won't make an IC suggestions that bad

Oh dear I had a DUH moment. Thank-you for the point out. Do you see anything you wish to purchase?

We have collected the genetic material, thank you. -King Andre Drakes

By the way, kind sir, would you be able to preserve some samples of our King's DNA?

Dear Holy Land of Burtander
Do you mind if I call you Burt? After discussion with the board of doctors we will be delighted to preserve the genetic material of your King. Do you have any restrictions on its use or alterations?

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Holy Land of Burtander]

Post by The Federation of Kendor » Tue May 16, 2017 5:45 am

Dear Holy Land of Burtander
Do you mind if I call you Burt? After discussion with the board of doctors we will be delighted to preserve the genetic material of your King. Do you have any restrictions on its use or alterations?

Prince Conrad Xarn

The only restrictions I would like to be placed is that he will not be sold without permission.

We would also like to order one Matilda May, the total cost of purchasing Matilda May will be 300 Million.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Post by The Federation of Kendor » Tue May 16, 2017 5:45 am

Dear Holy Land of Burtander
Do you mind if I call you Burt? After discussion with the board of doctors we will be delighted to preserve the genetic material of your King. Do you have any restrictions on its use or alterations?

Prince Conrad Xarn

The only restrictions I would like to be placed is that he will not be sold without permission.

We would also like to order one Matilda May, the total cost of purchasing Matilda May will be 300 Million.

Dear Holy Land of Burtander
It will be our delight to store 12 genetic samples of your King, with your permission we would ask for two for experimentation to see what we can improve and alter. The remaining ten we will hold until required.
Your purchase can be collected from Level 35 at a time that suits you.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Wercas]

1 hillary clinton

[Ximea]

TO: Sales Division, Xarn Cloning
FROM: Dr. Raymond McMullen, Director
Ximean Bio-Sciences Division
SUBJ: Clones

MSG BEGINS:

We respectfully submit application to purchase 7 clones of Queen Boadiccea; 1 clone of Joakim Broden; and 1 clone of Wolfgang Mozart. Estimated cost 2.8 billion NSD.

MSG ENDS

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Dear Wercas
Your purchase is most appreciated, and can be collected from level 35 when suitable to yourself. If you have any other cloning requests do let us know and we will pass your ideas onto the Guild of Collectors. We are currently attempting to acquire genetic material of Billie Joe armstrong as per your last request.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Dear Dr Raymond McMullen
We are delighted that your purchased from us, and trust that you find the clones to your satisfaction. You may collect from level 35 at your convenience. Should you have any genetic material to sell we will be interested in purchasing from you. Should you have any suggestions for cloning we will be keen to here them.

Prince Conrad Xarn.

[Ximea]

Dear Dr Raymond McMullen
We are delighted that your purchased from us, and trust that you find the clones to your satisfaction. You may collect from level 35 at your convenience. Should you have any genetic material to sell we will be interested in purchasing from you. Should you have any suggestions for cloning we will be keen to here them.

Prince Conrad Xarn.

TO: Prince Conrad Xarn
FROM: Dr. Raymond McMullen, Director
Ximean Bio-Sciences Division
SUBJ: Genetic material

MSG BEGINS:

As it happens, we are in possession of the femur of William the Conquerer, and an item from Bruges known as the Relic of the Holy Blood. We haven't checked either sample to determine whether any DNA remains - or, indeed, whether the Relic is actually blood at all - but we would be happy to sell samples of both materials.

Additionally, we are always on the lookout for genetic material from Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great. So far, the locations of their tombs are not known to us. If you've had any more luck, we would be interested in clones of both subjects.

MSG ENDS

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Dear Dr Raymond McCullen
We will be delighted to purchase genetic samples of William the Conquerer. I will be happpy to open negotiations at $1 million NSD per sample.
As to the Relic of the Holy Blood I must decline, though we are not a secular nation, and religion is practiced privately we do not have a Priest or Clergy Class so under the Kings Laws cannot publicly have Relics or Religious Icons, as I would need to sell this my father would find out and his punishments are not nice.
I apologise that I cannot assist with Ghengis Khan or alexander the Great, but I will pass these on to the Collectors who may find something. We are currently sorting through a new batch of stock and will let you know if we can verify the claims of the Collectors on whom they say they are.

In Friendship
Prince Conrad Xarn

[Ximea]

TO: Prince Conrad Xarn
FROM: Dr. Raymond McMullen, Director
Ximean Bio-Sciences Division
SUBJ: RE: Genetic material

MSG BEGINS:

Very well. We find the price of $1 million NSD/sample sufficient, and we are prepared to sell four isolates from the remains of William the Conquerer.

MSG ENDS

[Flarbinia]

One Jackie Chan, One Tomas de Torquemada, and two Jiang Xin. You will receive full payment on delivery.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

TO: Prince Conrad Xarn
FROM: Dr. Raymond McMullen, Director
Ximean Bio-Sciences Division
SUBJ: RE: Genetic material

MSG BEGINS:

Very well. We find the price of $1 million NSD/sample sufficient, and we are prepared to sell four isolates from the remains of William the Conquerer.

MSG ENDS

Dear Dr McMullen
We are grateful for accepting our purchase price and a Collector is travelling to Ximea to collect the samples. I look forward to future dealings with your good self.

In Friendship
Prince Conrad Xarn

One Jackie Chan, One Tomas de Torquemada, and two Jiang Xin. You will receive full payment on delivery.

Dear Flarbinia
I am delighted that your purchased from us, and look forward to further dealings with your goodself.
However we do not yet have a fully secure delivery service so all purchases need to be collected from level 35.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Flarbinia]

TO: Prince Conrad Xarn
FROM: Dr. Raymond McMullen, Director
Ximean Bio-Sciences Division
SUBJ: RE: Genetic material

MSG BEGINS:

Very well. We find the price of $1 million NSD/sample sufficient, and we are prepared to sell four isolates from the remains of William the Conquerer.

MSG ENDS

Dear Dr McMullen
We are grateful for accepting our purchase price and a Collector is travelling to Ximea to collect the samples. I look forward to future dealings with your good self.

In Friendship
Prince Conrad Xarn

One Jackie Chan, One Tomas de Torquemada, and two Jiang Xin. You will receive full payment on delivery.

Dear Flarbinia
I am delighted that your purchased from us, and look forward to further dealings with your goodself.
However we do not yet have a fully secure delivery service so all purchases need to be collected from level 35.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Your terms are acceptable.

[Toin]

1 Adolf Hitler please!

[Xiaxal Xarn]

1 Adolf Hitler please!

Dear Toin
I am delighted that this item has finally been purchased. He is ready to collect from level 35 at your convenience.

Prince Conrad Xarn