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A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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The Nuka-Cola Bar

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:45 pm

Having fun nuking each other? Why not take a rest and enjoy some ice-cold Nuka-Cola?
We sell the time-old original flavour, along with the quantum and cherry variants.

Grab a drink, and have a chat and brag about the big nukes, discuss your strategies, and reflect on the Nuclear War.
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Postby BlazingAngel » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:47 pm

Everyone is still alive.

*take a long drink*

Hit me with another one.
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Postby Mezonpotania » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:52 pm

All o' my puppets are dead! *Hiccup* Is it okay if I bring a parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttyyyy wiiiith meh? *Hiccup*
I was wrong
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Postby Devernia » Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:32 am

BlazingAngel wrote:Everyone is still alive.

*take a long drink*

Hit me with another one.

k

*sends nuke*
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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:31 am

*Slurps* Its all over I believe
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Postby Mand Daver » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:44 am

I'm only here to get ammo for my Thirst Zapper.
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Postby Mand Daver » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:46 am

Mand Daver wrote:I'm only here to get ammo for my Thirst Zapper.

*pours carbonated beverage into toy squirt gun* Ad victorian, bitches.
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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:04 am

Nuclear War of 2017: Statistics

- Participating Nations: 22,502
- Participating Factions: 1,578
- 100% Irradiated/Destroyed Nations: 11,576

- Nuclear Weapons Targeted: 3,217,566
- Nuclear Weapons Launched: 2,378,022
- Nuclear Weapons peforming a scoring strike: 1,236,500

- Shields Produced: 1,068,379
- Nuclear Weapons Intercepted by Shields: 769,401

Top 10 Leaderboard









PlaceFactionRegionNationsStrikesRadiationScore
1Augustin AllianceConch Kingdom83348,0412,10345,938
2Jak AttackThe Black Hawks1951123,84382,79341,050
3International Geese BrigadesRushmore20626,813026,813
4The International BrigadesThe Internationale70746,92021,10625,814
5AtlasAtlas37429,1354,08525,050
6The Best Pacific!The West Pacific52149,72825,13824,590
7The North PacificThe North Pacific38225,6673,46122,206
8TCB OfficialThe Communist Bloc26424,8114,93119,880
9North Atlantic Treaty OrganisationNorth American Free Trade Agreement40628,8859,51119,374
10EXODYNOMITEExodus24930,17212,76017,412


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Postby Nilrahrarfan » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:12 am

Holy lord...
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