Social Crimes Penalties in Full Effect

[First Nations Manitoba]

Social Crimes

Getting an improper haircut (50 lashes and public humiliation)

Muslims don't get haircuts, do they?

[Skyhooked]

Social Crimes

Getting an improper haircut (50 lashes and public humiliation)

Muslims don't get haircuts, do they?

Just between us... Neither Allah, nor Muhammed didn't mean any of those insane laws when they wrote Quran.

[First Nations Manitoba]

Muslims don't get haircuts, do they?

Just between us... Neither Allah, nor Muhammed didn't mean any of those insane laws when they wrote Quran.

No, I mean, Muslims don't even cut their hair, it's against their faith

[Qurmani Arabia]

Social Crimes

Getting an improper haircut (50 lashes and public humiliation)

Muslims don't get haircuts, do they?

We do have haircuts in the kingdom and they can't be short nor longer than a shoulder length

[Oasisa]

Social Crimes

Getting an improper haircut (50 lashes and public humiliation)

Muslims don't get haircuts, do they?

Actually, in Iran, there are approved hair cuts. One of them is called "The Steven Colbert". Guess what I was watching when I heard of that.

[Oasisa]

Just between us... Neither Allah, nor Muhammed didn't mean any of those insane laws when they wrote Quran.

No, I mean, Muslims don't even cut their hair, it's against their faith

I think that's just beards.

[The Greater Siriusian Domain]

*bunch of ridiculous charges and punishments*

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The Confederacy of the Greater Siriusian Domain
Department of Interstellar Affairs

To the head of state for the Kingdom of Qurmani Arabia,

It has come to our attention that your nation has published an incredibly distasteful list of punishments for "social crimes" which violate a very large number of international laws. While the Greater Siriusian Domain normally does not interfere with the affairs of other nations and respects nations' rights to sovereignty, we cannot tolerate such violations of the basic rights of sapient beings.

If you do not cease these immoral and harmful practices, we will be forced to declare war. As a starfaring nation, the Greater Siriusian Domain's military power is far greater than that of an entire civilized planet's, and is in theory capable of wiping entire planetary civilizations out of existence although World Assembly legislation prevents us from doing so. Your planet-bound military would be powerless against us and your defeat would guaranteed, so your only real options are to comply peacefully or be coerced to comply through force.

You have 48 hours to make your decision.

Sincerely,
Raiden Boltfang,
High Council of Confederacy of the Greater Siriusian Domain

Signatures:
Raiden Boltfang, High Council
Louis Pastell, Council
Elura Swiftclaw, Council
Omicron Halifax, Council
Sar'thalis, Council
Terren Elok, Council
Jassur, Council
Hastur Bladeclaw, Minister of War
General Aegis Bloodfang, General of the Siriusian Defense Force
Admiral Alexandr Scimitar, Admiral of the Siriusian Star Navy
Commander En'terath, Commander of the Greater Siriusian Domain Auxiliary Forces

This is an official warning. Failure to comply will result in a declaration of war.

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[Scharrath]

Social Crimes

Arguing with a government official (100 lashes and 10 years in prison or death by hanging)

Arguing with the husband or male family member (50 lashes and public humiliation or death by stoning)

Begging for anything (99 lashes and 7 years in prison or death by forced suicide)

Being out passed curfew (50 lashes and sometimes death by public execution)

Blasphemous remarks (45 lashes and public humiliation or death)

Breastfeeding in public (45 lashes, infant will be taken into custody, and 9 months in prison or public humiliation)

Buying alcohol or intoxicating drinks (5 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Buying and selling of non-Islamic materials (25 lashes and public humiliation or death in severe cases)

Buying or selling of toys (Confiscation of the property and public humiliation)

Buying sanitary napkins (30 lashes and public humiliation women are not allowed to be clean during menstruation)

Carrying a gun or weapon (75 lashes and 10 months in prison or death)

Crossing the border without consent from the State (40 lashes and death by stoning)

Dancing during Prayer (45 lashes and 2 month house arrest or sometimes death)

Disrespecting of a religious authority (80 lashes and 20 days in prison or death)

Driving recklessly (20 lashes and suspension of licence)

Eating a meal before being told (50 lashes or public humiliation and death by starvation for women)

Eating or drinking too much (5 lashes and public humiliation)

Engaging in conversation with the opposite sex (50 lashes for the male, and 30 days in prison for the female)

Female caught driving (10 lashes and 1 year of public humiliation)

Gambling (50 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Getting an improper haircut (50 lashes and public humiliation)

Homeschooling (50 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Homosexuality (150 lashes and death by stoning)

Hugging a man or woman (50 lashes for the male and 5 days in prison for the female)

Inciting a demonstration or riot (Death by public execution and mass arrests)

Kissing and hugging (30 lashes and 1 month in prison)

Laughing at religious buildings and statues (10 lashes and 2 days in prison)

Mingling with males/females (Males are fined and females are stoned or arrested)

Ownership of a firearm (30 lashes and 5 years in prison)

Playing games of any kind (90 lashes and public humiliation or 12 months in prison)

Playing non-religious music (50 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Practicing of magic or witchcraft (Death by public execution or death by burning)

Reading classic literature (50 lashes and 20 days in prison)

Reading non-religious materials (50 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Seeking help from a non-Muslim (20 lashes and 5 months in prison or death)

Seeking medical attention (40 lashes and public humiliation for women)

Singing and dancing of any kind (45 lashes and 4 months in prison)

Speaking against the government (40 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Speaking loudly in the mosque (10 lashes and public humiliation)

Speaking to a non-Muslim (20 lashes and public humiliation)

Swimming (50 lashes and waterboarding for a women)

Taking off the burka (30 lashes and public humiliation or death by hanging)

Talking on the phone longer than 15 minutes (5 lashes and disconnected phone service for 5 months)

Traveling without a passport (20 lashes and death for treason)

Using condoms during procreation (45 lashes for the woman and 5 days in prison for the male)

Watching sports and entertainment (45 lashes and public humiliation or 60 days in prison)

Wearing a Bathing Suit or Bikini (45 lashes and public humiliation or sometimes death for women)

Wearing makeup (Public humiliation and disfigurement to the face by cutting)

Wearing the wrong clothes (50 lashes and 5 months in prison)

Women spending husband's money (60 lashes, 12 years in prison or death by starvation)

Yelling and screaming (50 lashes and public humiliation if repeated death by hanging)

Youth culture/subculture movements (50 lashes and 15 months in labor camps)

Baldakh and Dharbul approve

[First Nations Manitoba]

No, I mean, Muslims don't even cut their hair, it's against their faith

I think that's just beards.

I'm fairly certain it's with hair too, that's why they wear turbans.

[Tasimah]

I think that's just beards.

I'm fairly certain it's with hair too, that's why they wear turbans.

How discriminative. Muslims DO cut their hair and beards. It's not against our faith and only religious people don't cut their beard....well, besides those who think their beards look cool. Also, you're assuming all Muslim males are Arabs who wear turbans all the time?

Just between us... Neither Allah, nor Muhammed didn't mean any of those insane laws when they wrote Quran.

I don't even think all those laws are even in the Quran! They just made them up because they're Wahhabis, who everyone knows are clearly insane.

[First Nations Manitoba]

I'm fairly certain it's with hair too, that's why they wear turbans.

How discriminative. Muslims DO cut their hair and beards. It's not against our faith and only religious people don't cut their beard....well, besides those who think their beards look cool. Also, you're assuming all Muslim males are Arabs who wear turbans all the time?

Just between us... Neither Allah, nor Muhammed didn't mean any of those insane laws when they wrote Quran.

I don't even think all those laws are even in the Quran! They just made them up because they're Wahhabis, who everyone knows are clearly insane.

My sincere apologies. I meant no offense, I didn't know that. I must have gotten that part confused with Sikhs.

[The Islands of Versilia]

The Jvelheim and all its people hereby CONDEMNS Qurmani Arabia. It is now illegal to travel to Qurmani Arabia with the intent of settling there. Refugees from Qurmani Arabia are always welcome, and the Jvelheim will not conduct trade, send aid, or even conduct diplomacy with this disgusting excuse for a nationstate. Qurmani Arabians may not hold property in the Jvelheim, unless they're a refugee and have passed the Non-Radical Refugee Test. Any crews or teams from Qurmani Arabia are to be subject to detainment and deportation from the Jvelheim if any are found entering our borders. Death or life in prison will be the punishment for those who enter illegally.

Arabs in service to Their Royal Majesties will oversee the borders, and will guard Qurmani Arabian refugees while they are settled in Versilia.

[Nasjonalistisk Numoland]

"Tyrannical theocratic wackos. This is exactly why there's no way in Valhalla that I am going to allow Abrahamic religions in Numoland."

President-Fører Ole Kvisling

[Qurmani Arabia]

The Jvelheim and all its people hereby CONDEMNS Qurmani Arabia. It is now illegal to travel to Qurmani Arabia with the intent of settling there. Refugees from Qurmani Arabia are always welcome, and the Jvelheim will not conduct trade, send aid, or even conduct diplomacy with this disgusting excuse for a nationstate. Qurmani Arabians may not hold property in the Jvelheim, unless they're a refugee and have passed the Non-Radical Refugee Test. Any crews or teams from Qurmani Arabia are to be subject to detainment and deportation from the Jvelheim if any are found entering our borders. Death or life in prison will be the punishment for those who enter illegally.

Arabs in service to Their Royal Majesties will oversee the borders, and will guard Qurmani Arabian refugees while they are settled in Versilia.

Nobody is going anywhere!