Imperial Idaho wrote:Can never find a good image, so imagine a brunette guy with green eyes that resembles the term "Confederate Degenerate"
Student Name: Jack Davis Parsons
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Sex: Male
Age: 23
Height: 6' 1",
Weight: 190 lb,
Religion: Roman Catholic
Major: Civil Engineering
Minor: Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering
Clubs: None.
Sports Team: None.
Blood Type: O+
Likes: The USA, cars, the south, guns,
Dislikes: Communists, Homework, uninteresting things, the uniform
Biography: Growing up in Tennessee, Parsons lived a trailer park in the middle of nowhere. He had a single mother, and lived in poverty, his mother working 2-3 jobs at a time to keep things going. Parsons was content with how he lived his life, he didn't do too well in school, often skipping classes to go out and do tricks with his dirt bike or just drive around. He eventually started smoking when he could bum cigarettes off people, and used to chew tobacco. His mother often urged him to do well at school so he wouldn't have to live the life she did, but he was more concerned with being the physical embodiment of the Dukes of Hazard. By the time Parsons was 17 he did some odd jobs for a construction crew, and he learned he had a knack for construction. By the end of his senior year, Parsons had come to the conclusion he would have to work in some low end manual labor job.
Fortunately for Parsons, the father he never met came out of the blue to his mother. In the 22 years after he had left them he started a successful business in North Carolina. He felt guilty for abandoning his son, and decided to make it up to him by sending him to the world renowned Hackerman Academy, so he wouldn't have to work at a McDonalds or Burger King or wherever else he would have to. With only enough funds to get him through college, Parsons has picked up a lot of the traits and habits he had at high school, occasionally skipping classes, smoking, and chewing tobacco when none of the staff are looking.
Finally done, took too long for me to get an idea down for the bio.
>No picture
Bruh, I gave you like, three.