The Infinites:The Lamest Heroes -Comedy, Supers - OOC/Closed

[Zjaum]

I will be posting and moving things along plot-wise. Oh, and Zjaum, I'm going to have you join up with the villains by means of a text message. It will be the standard thing you'd expect from an evil criminal supervillain mastermind who is trying to recruit henchmen.

All right. For clarification, is there any difference between an anti-hero and a villain in this lore?

[Talchyon]

I will be posting and moving things along plot-wise. Oh, and Zjaum, I'm going to have you join up with the villains by means of a text message. It will be the standard thing you'd expect from an evil criminal supervillain mastermind who is trying to recruit henchmen.

All right. For clarification, is there any difference between an anti-hero and a villain in this lore?

If you see such a distinction, Mr. Big doesn't.

[Talchyon]

The plot of Chapter 2 has now been posted!

Friends, it's time to steal or move some high tech prototypes. But who will get there first? Heroes? Villains? Doesn't matter. There's going to be a fight.

[Gaia Concordis]

The plot of Chapter 2 has now been posted!

Friends, it's time to steal or move some high tech prototypes. But who will get there first? Heroes? Villains? Doesn't matter. There's going to be a fight.

I'll warm up the popcorn machine

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Name: Hermann Fegelein
Codename: The Antic Grand Master
Age: 36/Unknown
Sex: M
Appearance:

Biography: Hermann Fegelein was supposed to be born 36 years ago.....but rumours has it that he is in fact an immortal........however that probably will never show up again, and no one will care. Anyways, Fegelein was born with an aristocratic family in Hamburg, Germany, that is until he was kicked out. That's right, apparently Fegelein found a talent in one thing: Antics. Soon the house was usually full of mayhem, where Fegelein would reign supreme! Of course, Fegelein didn't leave them just like that. Soon, he found another strange power he had, which he dubbed "The Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", where when ever he slap his hands and shout it out, something random would happen. In this case, the entire side of their mansion blew up, where Fegelein then stole a lot of valuables, and then fled off. Anyways, later, he created a successful business in a joke shop, spreading the words of antics through out the world, that was until a group of angry adults (angry with the fact that their children were using these annoying antics), some how burned down the house and everything he loved. Soon, he got revenge, where he pranked the adults so hard that most of them either went into a coma or died. Soon, he started other things, such as this one time he broke into the Queen of Britain's Home, slapped the queen in the face with a rubber chicken, slapped the Prime Minister of the UK with a real chicken, and then stole everything. He soon saw that one day his entire world might fade away if he died, which is why he planned to create a new world order based off his antics and legacy. And where did he pick to start? Minnesota, why Minnesota? Well, he originally thought Detroit, but that place was way to scary.
Powers: Has the ability to pull out random things at will, has the "Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", in which when he says a specific phrase, something random happens, Fegelein's favorite being when he absorbs the energy from the Michael Bay Force, causing things to explode.

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Describe your abilities: Fegelein can pull random things out of his pockets, whether it be a rubber chicken, a raw chicken, a fried chicken, a live chicken, or an RPG (hey, aren't you glad I didn't say chicken). He also has his signature Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction, where when he slaps his hands together, something random happens, such as a building explodes, or a person falls down, or an ice cream cone falls down, or bird dropping fall into someone's mouth.
Why did you turn to crime: For the complete joy of spreading the word of antics to the world
Why did you further become a supervillain: Because it's much easier to spread more when you're "super", plus, all the ladies love the hot villains.
How do you feel about the Infinites: A group of inexperienced idiots who can't touch him
What's your end goal: Create a new World Antic Order, why start in Minnesota? F**k you, that's why
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I torture him/her with antics until they turn to the Antic side and join me
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Just happen, I just go with the flow
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): Only listen to the laughing
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): 0:53-0-55 (usually he's saying something other then what it means, whether it be a curse or something else)
Any lines you won't cross: Rape
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: When you mean archenemy, I suspect you mean person I continuously like to torture with antics, then yes

[Talchyon]

Name: Hermann Fegelein
Codename: The Antic Grand Master
Age: 36/Unknown
Sex: M
Appearance:
(Image)
Biography: Hermann Fegelein was supposed to be born 36 years ago.....but rumours has it that he is in fact an immortal........however that probably will never show up again, and no one will care. Anyways, Fegelein was born with an aristocratic family in Hamburg, Germany, that is until he was kicked out. That's right, apparently Fegelein found a talent in one thing: Antics. Soon the house was usually full of mayhem, where Fegelein would reign supreme! Of course, Fegelein didn't leave them just like that. Soon, he found another strange power he had, which he dubbed "The Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", where when ever he slap his hands and shout it out, something random would happen. In this case, the entire side of their mansion blew up, where Fegelein then stole a lot of valuables, and then fled off. Anyways, later, he created a successful business in a joke shop, spreading the words of antics through out the world, that was until a group of angry adults (angry with the fact that their children were using these annoying antics), some how burned down the house and everything he loved. Soon, he got revenge, where he pranked the adults so hard that most of them either went into a coma or died. Soon, he started other things, such as this one time he broke into the Queen of Britain's Home, slapped the queen in the face with a rubber chicken, slapped the Prime Minister of the UK with a real chicken, and then stole everything. He soon saw that one day his entire world might fade away if he died, which is why he planned to create a new world order based off his antics and legacy. And where did he pick to start? Minnesota, why Minnesota? Well, he originally thought Detroit, but that place was way to scary.
Powers: Has the ability to pull out random things at will, has the "Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", in which when he says a specific phrase, something random happens, Fegelein's favorite being when he absorbs the energy from the Michael Bay Force, causing things to explode. He also seems to have the power of teleportation, as he seems to be able to teleport anywhere at will.

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Describe your abilities: Fegelein can pull random things out of his pockets, whether it be a rubber chicken, a raw chicken, a fried chicken, a live chicken, or an RPG (hey, aren't you glad I didn't say chicken). He also has his signature Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction, where when he slaps his hands together, something random happens, such as a building explodes, or a person falls down, or an ice cream cone falls down, or bird dropping fall into someone's mouth. He also seemingly has the ability to teleport, as he can appear randomly anywhere at any time he wants.
Why did you turn to crime: For the complete joy of spreading the word of antics to the world
Why did you further become a supervillain: Because it's much easier to spread more when you're "super", plus, all the ladies love the hot villains.
How do you feel about the Infinites: A group of inexperienced idiots who can't touch him
What's your end goal: Create a new World Antic Order, why start in Minnesota? F**k you, that's why
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I torture him/her with antics until they turn to the Antic side and join me
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Just happen, I just go with the flow
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): Only listen to the laughing
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): 0:53-0-55 (usually he's saying something other then what it means, whether it be a curse or something else)
Any lines you won't cross: Rape
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: When you mean archenemy, I suspect you mean person I continuously like to torture with antics, then yes

Interesting. I'm going to ask that you take out the teleportation power (too OP for us), and put an extreme limit on what - if anything - you can blow up in the IC. Like, no characters, no buildings without permission, and I do want to see more randomness from these antics. And if you can accept that, then he's good.

[Zjaum]

Wargloria is always the German. ALWAYS the German. That's the only trait, too.

Have you ever thought about roleplaying as a Pole, for once, hm?

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Name: Hermann Fegelein
Codename: The Antic Grand Master
Age: 36/Unknown
Sex: M
Appearance:
(Image)
Biography: Hermann Fegelein was supposed to be born 36 years ago.....but rumours has it that he is in fact an immortal........however that probably will never show up again, and no one will care. Anyways, Fegelein was born with an aristocratic family in Hamburg, Germany, that is until he was kicked out. That's right, apparently Fegelein found a talent in one thing: Antics. Soon the house was usually full of mayhem, where Fegelein would reign supreme! Of course, Fegelein didn't leave them just like that. Soon, he found another strange power he had, which he dubbed "The Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", where when ever he slap his hands and shout it out, something random would happen. In this case, the entire side of their mansion blew up, where Fegelein then stole a lot of valuables, and then fled off. Anyways, later, he created a successful business in a joke shop, spreading the words of antics through out the world, that was until a group of angry adults (angry with the fact that their children were using these annoying antics), some how burned down the house and everything he loved. Soon, he got revenge, where he pranked the adults so hard that most of them either went into a coma or died. Soon, he started other things, such as this one time he broke into the Queen of Britain's Home, slapped the queen in the face with a rubber chicken, slapped the Prime Minister of the UK with a real chicken, and then stole everything. He soon saw that one day his entire world might fade away if he died, which is why he planned to create a new world order based off his antics and legacy. And where did he pick to start? Minnesota, why Minnesota? Well, he originally thought Detroit, but that place was way to scary.
Powers: Has the ability to pull out random things at will, has the "Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction", in which when he says a specific phrase, something random happens, Fegelein's favorite being when he absorbs the energy from the Michael Bay Force, causing things to explode. He also seems to have the power of teleportation, as he seems to be able to teleport anywhere at will.

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Describe your abilities: Fegelein can pull random things out of his pockets, whether it be a rubber chicken, a raw chicken, a fried chicken, a live chicken, or an RPG (hey, aren't you glad I didn't say chicken). He also has his signature Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction, where when he slaps his hands together, something random happens, such as a building explodes, or a person falls down, or an ice cream cone falls down, or bird dropping fall into someone's mouth. He also seemingly has the ability to teleport, as he can appear randomly anywhere at any time he wants.
Why did you turn to crime: For the complete joy of spreading the word of antics to the world
Why did you further become a supervillain: Because it's much easier to spread more when you're "super", plus, all the ladies love the hot villains.
How do you feel about the Infinites: A group of inexperienced idiots who can't touch him
What's your end goal: Create a new World Antic Order, why start in Minnesota? F**k you, that's why
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I torture him/her with antics until they turn to the Antic side and join me
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Just happen, I just go with the flow
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): Only listen to the laughing
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): 0:53-0-55 (usually he's saying something other then what it means, whether it be a curse or something else)
Any lines you won't cross: Rape
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: When you mean archenemy, I suspect you mean person I continuously like to torture with antics, then yes

Interesting. I'm going to ask that you take out the teleportation power (too OP for us), and put an extreme limit on what - if anything - you can blow up in the IC. Like, no characters, no buildings without permission, and I do want to see more randomness from these antics. And if you can accept that, then he's good.

I accept these terms, I normally just want to blow up a candy shop or something anyways

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Wargloria is always the German. ALWAYS the German. That's the only trait, too.

Have you ever thought about roleplaying as a Pole, for once, hm?

........no, but I assure you I am no nazi

[Talchyon]

Interesting. I'm going to ask that you take out the teleportation power (too OP for us), and put an extreme limit on what - if anything - you can blow up in the IC. Like, no characters, no buildings without permission, and I do want to see more randomness from these antics. And if you can accept that, then he's good.

I accept these terms, I normally just want to blow up a candy shop or something anyways

As long as it's funny, man. Accepted! Welcome to the Infinites!


For your first post, you should have your villain with all of the other villains (currently, they're about to get into a car and go to the warehouse where they are going to try to rob some high tech equipment. As part of a running gag we have here in this RP, it's going to be as if your character had been with the villains the entire time, and just, nobody noticed him until now. But he was there. Really! He was!

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

I accept these terms, I normally just want to blow up a candy shop or something anyways

As long as it's funny, man. Accepted! Welcome to the Infinites!


For your first post, you should have your villain with all of the other villains (currently, they're about to get into a car and go to the warehouse where they are going to try to rob some high tech equipment. As part of a running gag we have here in this RP, it's going to be as if your character had been with the villains the entire time, and just, nobody noticed him until now. But he was there. Really! He was!

ok, I'll do that, where does it start talking about them being in the car?

[Talchyon]

As long as it's funny, man. Accepted! Welcome to the Infinites!


For your first post, you should have your villain with all of the other villains (currently, they're about to get into a car and go to the warehouse where they are going to try to rob some high tech equipment. As part of a running gag we have here in this RP, it's going to be as if your character had been with the villains the entire time, and just, nobody noticed him until now. But he was there. Really! He was!

ok, I'll do that, where does it start talking about them being in the car?

Look under Jason Dolor, (played by Gaia Concordis).


Edit - Nice outfit. He won't stand out at all. Course, with this group, he actually might just blend in.

[Zjaum]

Wargloria is always the German. ALWAYS the German. That's the only trait, too.

Have you ever thought about roleplaying as a Pole, for once, hm?

........no, but I assure you I am no nazi

I never mentioned National Socialism...

Freudian slip, ja?

Nur Scherz, willkommen in der Unendlichkeit Superheld Kader!

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

ok, I'll do that, where does it start talking about them being in the car?

Look under Jason Dolor, (played by Gaia Concordis).


Edit - Nice outfit. He won't stand out at all. Course, with this group, he actually might just blend in.

He likes to cause chaos with style and his coat fluttering in the wind

[The Land of Golden Blobfish]

I'll make sure to post tomorrow

[404-Name not found]

Sorry I've been away for a while, but I'm off on holiday so probably won't be able to post until next week

[Talchyon]

Sorry I've been away for a while, but I'm off on holiday so probably won't be able to post until next week

No problems guys. Post when you can. I'm glad you still enjoy this.

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Sorry I've been away for a while, but I'm off on holiday so probably won't be able to post until next week

No problems guys. Post when you can. I'm glad you still enjoy this.

And then there's me. I've just been plugging things into the nearest infinite.

[Zjaum]

No problems guys. Post when you can. I'm glad you still enjoy this.

And then there's me. I've just been plugging things into the nearest infinite.

I've just been floating around...

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Oh yeah, Cody, whatever the nation name was, I don't want to spend time researching it, said last time so I'll say it slightly later along in the plot,

"and the plot thinnens."

[Zjaum]

I'm just going to assume in my post that the car is on its way to the warehouse. If I don't, we'll never get through this RP.

[Talchyon]

I'm just going to assume in my post that the car is on its way to the warehouse. If I don't, we'll never get through this RP.

Works for me. The heroes will get there eventually. I will get Coathangerman on the job of getting a semi rig to help transport the tech.

[Talchyon]

Guys. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Check out the 1st page and the original post and you'll see what I'm talking about! Excellent news!

[The Land of Golden Blobfish]

Guys. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Check out the 1st page and the original post and you'll see what I'm talking about! Excellent news!

[The Irish County of the Beare-Mor]

Yay!