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Postby Swith Witherward » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:39 pm

Groundtown

The thrum of Yuna's rapidly beating heart filled her own ears. Pferderostbraten Om nom nom. Strong arms pressed her into a magenta field, and Yuna balked at first. A voice cut through the tangled minds, and the sweet sound of SkyWishes vows of protection tore Yuna from that horrible inner dwelling place. It was the Insanity. All Cultists succumbed to it, lost themselves in it, were twisted by it and then... died, their soul bled off over the course of time to make room for It.

"Sky- SkyWishes!" the befuddled princess buried her face against the young pony and allowed her warmth to chase the chill from her blood. "I want to go home." The whisper carried the soft weight of Yuna's sorrow. "I want Drova. I want to see John." Did they miss her at all? Were they enjoying the summer? "It's so green at home. You'd love it. The farmers are probably harvesting for the Burrows. And the sheep! Oh SkyWishes, they change color. Their wool does when they're emotional."

Aegis began to shout. Yuna folded her ears down to blot out whatever horrible thing he was saying... or casting or summoning. She couldn't. The more she ran from things, the more the daemon controlled her. Her ears rose against her will, and SkyWishes' soft fur stroked her cheek as Rache's splinter twisted her head to the side in order to hear better.

Sundae? What was the name familiar? Yuna's brain ached from memory disparity. Was this a name Rache knew? Was it someone she met? No, she had met her. The Chancellor had...

The powder! The warehouse! Sundae wanted to know more about Golden Cornucopia. She was so eager to have proof that the unicorns had worked evil magic on him. She was there, and that was probably when the theft took place.

Yuna nuzzled SkyWishes's shoulder as she pulled away. "I know you don't believe her to be a bad pony." Some thing were unforgivable, though. Yuna stomped the ground. "She needs to be brought to justice. But we have got to warn the other tribes. We have to stop this!"

Her eyes pinched tightly closed and she focused her thoughts on the real daemon rather than his annoying splinter. If he had gone to the storm, there were probably a bunch of ponies all gathered around. He could speak to them all. He could warn them. But that wouldn't solve the immediate problem.

"Chancellor! Help us help you! Where would that food have gone? Is there a delivery point? Would it have reached the unicorns yet?"


Boar

The Force and paper birds, when combined, could take the fight out of any boar. However, the lady waving the shovel in front of the animal's face pissed it off once more. This boar was a boar, which is a simple way of saying nature had blessed him with pokey private parts instead of the other kind. He wasn't at all pleased to find his sows threatened. The animal squealed in challenge and charged to chase Dora away.


Meanwhile, the godling was determinedly proving to the world what Marcus already believed in his heart... Giovenith wasn't a dainty china doll. She wasn't driving the boar; she was tenderizing its ass while using her paper minions to terrify the other target. He somehow doubted he'd need to offer any bite at all, and a small part of him wondered if the birds would focus on him after the pit was filled. The knowledge didn't prevent him from snapping a branch off a tree in order to give her the occasional break. She had a right to be mad at him. She had a right to never speak to him again. But, right now, they all had a goal to accomplish as a team.

"HA!" The boar turned to leave the path and received a swat from Marcus' branch. He was about to strike it again when the bird-pecked boar trumpeted and charged. The sow went with it, momentarily leaving both priest and godling without anything to smack around.



The third boar... another sow... had waddled through the brush in search of more food. It discovered a small clearing that had seen the touch of many hands. A solitary, dark creature with strange bird wings stood poised, though his back was to her. She quietly stretched her neck out to grab one of Drova's feathers.

"Oink?" Undoubtedly he should takes like tubers or berries.




Pavilion

"Up and at 'em, Ancient," the redheaded woman waved over a few men in strange woolen uniforms while the rat on Hectaros shoulder translated. "Someone grab a field kit. We don't leave a man behind. We'll doctor him when we get there."

The men surrounded Hectaros' chair and, after reassuring him that he would be safe, they hefted him (chair and all) into the air. Never underestimate the strength and determination of a Lad.

Finally, at last, we neared a scene transition.



The Clearing
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Residents filed up the beach, some at a leisurely pace and others taking it at a gallop. They were joined by Lads and Men, though the Cultists tended to bunch together, and a few priests such as Adrastus. It was a good, long walk that seemed to go on forever, though not uncomfortably so. Eventually, the Residents in the lead would spot the "clearing".

It was obviously the clearing because someone had taken the time to roll logs onto the sand and start a nice fire. There weren't any tents or tarps or pavilions. The sky, now overcast, pinched off the brightest light and allowed the sands to cool. Upon those sands were woven grass mats.

In the distance, approaching from the opposite direction, the natives could be seen. Only a few, of course. The rest were, like some Residents, taking their leisurely time. However, upon spotting the first Residents to arrive, the indigenous people warily moved from the beach and took to the safety of the jungle.

True to Minerva's word, the cardboard Residents were given a little waterproofing in the form of wearable bubbles that could be slipped into should it start to rain. These wouldn't last forever, however.
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Postby Swith Witherward » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:42 pm

Unicorns + Rache

There isn't a font large enough or ugly enough to properly reflect the dreadful sound of Yuna's brain-bleedingly loud screams inside Rache's own mind as he galloped down the tunnel after Clover and the rest. A thousand nagging 1940s housewives clustered in the same cramped sound booth and all shouting the same words at the same time would be an angelic choir in comparison.

"... AND SUNDAE TOOK THE GUNPOWDER! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! AEGIS IS SAYING SHE SENT THE TRAP! I'M ASKING WHERE THE FOOD GOES TO!"

The corner of the daemon-pony's upper lip hiked to reveal a surprisingly pointy tooth (because cultists can't escape the Chaos dental plan). He silently vowed to wipe Yuna's memory the moment they got back to the Building. Annoying personalities could be dealt with, and Yuna wasn't actually that bad of a person, but that she was overly excitable when plucked by Insanity's claw.

Listen! And thus he filled Yuna in on what had transpired on his end. It wasn't as though he could run out and stop people from eating food. He was preoccupied, after all. Their exchange ended, and Rache turned his attention back to the unicorns.

His shoulder bumped against Chrys'. "Umbrum? These are not also Windigo? The fuck is going on?"

Not one for rushing headfirst into a possible ambush, he put on a burst of speed to overtake Clover. He spun and thrust all four legs down to block her progress. "Clover the Clever, if you want my strength, you will tell me what is going on. There is much you may not be aware of."

He nickered as he contemplated the Rules that all Men and Lads had to follow. Some Rules you just did not break. And sometimes shit needed to be done regardless of the Rules.

"Chrys, we need a timeout. Just you, me, and Clover here." He hoped the Conservator would catch his drift.



The Glade

Neste captured Septimus' hand to brush soft kisses across his knuckles. "You know, back at the pavilion, I didn't think you'd awaken. I tried to wish you to life. I suppose the magic doesn't work for us 'embodiments'."

She sighed as she released his hand. He was right. As much as she wished to sit on the benches and fall back into wonderful old patterns, they had to get to the clearing. Neste took a few steps up the path and then waited for Septimus to join her. Together, they left the glade and made their way across the sand.

"You asked if I knew where our flesh and blood counterparts were? I can tell you where we should be. Here, with him." The construct's ears laid back in disgust. "Septimus, what the hell is wrong with us? Are we so ensnared by life's conditioning that we fail to see what we really are? Look at us... we destroy worlds and set up empires, yet were too afraid to be parents. Well, no, you're excused from it. There was no way for me to find you and tell you. Not to mention they wiped my memory so, even if I could find you, I wouldn't know what to tell you. But now? Now that we both know? There's no excuse for running off and leaving him behind. We're assholes."

A Lad darted past them, tossing a small plastic ball to each. Neste rolled it across her palm before pocketing it. "Portable sphere. I won't need it. I possess a tiny fraction of my counterpart's talent."

She paused, and laid a hand on Septimus' arm. "I'm done being an asshole, Septimus. I'm here now. I intend to be there for our son." Neste's golden eyes met his gaze. "Will you remain with me?"
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Maghrl groaned when the boar suddenly charged, once again. The small alien jumped himself up, out of the way and tugging Dora slightly with him. Or at least giving her a nudge to the brain with the point of getting her to start moving out of the way if she hadn't already. The Squib felt a third boar near where they'd come from. It turns out once you got to know these beasts they were rather hard to miss in the Force. They rather stank, too. Like Bantha droppings rotting in a desert sun. But wetter. Also slightly of mushrooms.

It was a rather odd smell, actually. The squib wondered who could stomach it long enough to prepare such a creature for a meal.

But the other boar... Female? Oh no, they'd interrupted a mating group hadn't they? The squib could feel the male's protectiveness, even primitive emotions and instincts made imprints on the force after all. No wonder he kept charging! The squib focused again, trying to direct the charging animals in the direction of the pit with nudges and prods, both physical and mental. Why hadn't he tried this earlier?

Oh yeah, because he had been hollering like an idiot. Void, he didn't regret that! It'd been fun!
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Postby Giovenith » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:12 am

"Oh hell no!" Giovenith, ragged and pumped on adrenaline leapt over the greenery and went chasing straight after the two pigs with shovel in hand, almost forgetting that Marcus was there. So much of her frustration over the events of that night and indeed over the years had unintentionally poured into the beating and the hunt. She had to make sure the two went running towards the pit and not dart off into the jungle out of reach. Putting on all the speed she could muster, she kept swiping her shovel at the two boars' backsides, mostly grazing them but hopefully it and the continued yelling would be enough to let them know that she was on their ass and that they best move where she wasn't swinging - towards the trap.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:22 am

Unicorns + Rache

Tired as Chrys was, she drew on the strength from Clover's quick fix and obliged with the speed of her kind. The scene froze around them, with Razzalia and Arrow stopping short in mid-stride.

"What is it?" She blinked at Rache and Clover, equally nonplussed. "Is there more danger ahead?"




Boar!

Dora ran. Very very fast. As fast as was practical without tripping, and such.

Ducking branches and roots took all her focus, but the squealing wild pig behind her helped increase that focus. She was about to find herself forced to stop, out of breath, when she tripped over an outcropping and rolled.

The boar charged.

She scrambled up, bracing herself on the tree next to her, and jumped up into the nearest sturdy-looking branch. From there, her irises seemed to turn in opposite directions...an unnoticeable effect on the conscious level.

The boar snorted, shook its head, and stood still. She dropped onto its back and dug her heels in, urging it into motion back toward the others, hoping to join up and get them all to the pit.
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Postby Fvaarniimar » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:15 pm

Giovenith wrote:Giovenith wasn't dumb or petty enough to try and sneer at Marcus during a serious matter. She made eye contact with him briefly and nodded before continuing her assault. She made her voice as low as she could while yelling at the boar, trying to rival it's own animal noises and show she was not intimidated by it, assaulting it with a crazy and quick barrage of swings and jabs and stepping forward with each one, trying to drive it back.

"Get back!" she growled at it. "Now! Now!" Swing! Swing! "Now!"

The paper birds, meanwhile, began to dart back and forth around the other boar, pecking at and cutting it with their sharpened sides. They tooted furiously and attempted to drive it. A few buzzed above Brit.


Paper Willow lead Sterling and Paper Nick back to the pavilion. Luckily everyone was still there. Or maybe it wasn't so lucky?

"We should stop talking about going and go!" the cutout impudently suggested. "We are on a beach, does anyone have a megaphone? That'll get everyone's attention to go!"


"Maybe my collar would work...or a paper cone -
He spotted the tiki bar. "Or a plastic cup! I'll see if they have any."

Through the magic of handwaving, there was a giant soda cup poking out of the trash, which might well work as was. It stank faintly of alcohol. But as Paper-Nick pulled it out, something else caught his eye - or rather, someone. A distraught, drunk woman was trying to move around boxes; not incredibly familiar, but not hard to place.

"Hi. I'm so, so sorry. Come on - we need to go. Torii didn't mind a joke, even occasionally a morbid one. I dub thee Me-ya. Come on...you can carry this cup, that'll help..."

And so paper-Nick and Katya rejoined the group. Someone else would need to use the "megaphone", but Katya had helpfully removed the bottom.
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Postby The BranRiech » Sun Jan 08, 2017 2:51 pm

Drova

Drova's ears were already attuned, the sounds of the hunt growing closer and closer. He tensed up even more, preparing for someone to burst out of the trees, Boar in tow. He wouldn't have too long to jump, letting the boar sail past and end up in the pit. "Simple as that." He whispered, well, plus the whole flying part, and not getting gored by whatever monstrous maw they possessed.

As it would turn out, he had the chance to experience said maw.

"Yow!" The prince yelped, swinging around. One of his wings stayed put, a few feathers on his left side firmly in the mouth of the third boar, the female, Drova could tell. "Get the hell away from me!" He yanked at his wing, kicking sand and dirt in the direction of the sow.

"Come on! You filthy animal..." He grumbled. If Drova knew his luck well enough, he was about to get trampled from behind as he managed to free his wing from the curious sow.

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Postby Highfort » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:21 pm

The Glade

As they strode across the island toward whatever awaited the Residents at the Native's hands, Septimus found himself deep in thought. His hand still tingled from the soft kisses Neste had bestowed upon it, and he smiled when she gave voice to what they were both thinking - that they belonged home, with their son. The smile fell away as he noted her ears folding back, a sure sign of disapproval, and he lowered his eyes as she laid bare their flaws.

"Septimus, what the hell is wrong with us? Are we so ensnared by life's conditioning that we fail to see what we really are? Look at us... we destroy worlds and set up empires, yet were too afraid to be parents."

Well, one of those things was not like the other. Ordering around peons to the tune of imperialism was a far cry from parenthood, especially the sort of loving, confident parenthood that Marcus himself deserved after a life of being shuffled and ordered around.

"Well, no, you're excused from it. There was no way for me to find you and tell you. Not to mention they wiped my memory so, even if I could find you, I wouldn't know what to tell you."

That was hardly an excuse for galloping across the galaxy and not taking a moment to even try to find her out of desperation. Instead, he buried himself in his work - just like he always did. Ever the loyal tool.

"But now? Now that we both know? There's no excuse for running off and leaving him behind. We're assholes."

"Agreed," he mumbled, in a tone he hoped was too soft for her to hear. They were quickly approaching the clearing where the Residents were to meet the Natives. Septimus pocketed the sphere from the lad, just in case any water-based attacks were levied upon the cardboard doppelgangers.

"I'm done being an asshole, Septimus. I'm here now. I intend to be there for our son." Neste's golden eyes met his gaze. "Will you remain with me?"

He stopped, the golden hues of her irises reminding him just why she'd entranced him all those years ago. Depth, and resolve, and caring he'd seen in the pooling centers of those orbs.

"Always, Neste. For you? For him? Always."
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Postby Giovenith » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:33 pm

Not caring to herd stragglers, Paper-Willow took charge in leading Sterling and Paper-Nick towards the clearing. He was grateful for the protective bubble, for as low as his hopes were for leading a long life, he wasn't looking forward to dying. If he did die it was okay, but he did not actively seek it.

"I'm not a very good Willow, huh?" he casually remarked on the way there.
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Postby Chedastan » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:55 pm

The Clearing

As they walked along and through the Island to reach the Clearing, Nivea still had an nervous inkling that maybe this whole meeting with the Chosen was still just a ruse, and a trap was about to be sprung on them as they walked. She supposed it was only natural that she would have such thoughts, as such an inkling could only have been justified by the previous violent events that transpired yesterday morning.

She heaved her breath suddenly, has it only been just yesterday that she murdered those two inquisitors?

She exhaled, yes it has. Oh how she wished that chilling part of her life would've happened years ago to the point that it was a distant memory, or perhaps more contradictory replaced by more awful memories to the point she at least couldn't remember where it all began to go wrong. Where did it all begun to go wrong though? She began to wondered, recalling everything being only a hazy ride after the sinful deed was done and over with. She only remembered feeling more sobered and in-mind afterwards when she was in her cell awaiting her execution. And it was at that point as she was waiting, that she recalled staring into the grim image of a bloodied and dead man lying on the ground, his unmoving eyes fixed to staring right at hers-

She then shook her head, trying not to recall any further grisly details. Remembering only that she shouldn't delved into the past, especially when her future and present were happening now. She tried to relaxed, knowing she needed to keep her head on shoulders when they finally meet with these Chosen.

She was still afraid, sure, that involuntary feeling in her was inevitable. But at least she knew she would remained only calm and collected in her last moments of living, if her attempted execution was anything to go by in how she felt when the axe came down. So what did she had to fear after all? Torii feared them and look where she ended up! She wasn't going to fear what she doesn't know, as it was only fools who feared the unknown instead of seeking to meet to it face to face in a dignified manner!

She survived for this long for something, and she be damned sure to prove her worth to Demens for now and forever for the chance he had given her. And when they meet with the Chosen, she'll make sure to them that she and everyone around here were his Chosen too.




The Paper General didn't feel much in the way of anxiousness as they traveled to the Clearing, he too had felt nothing to fear from this. If anything he only wished that either Demens or themselves had better communicated with one another to avoid this mess he was now being dragged into. Of course the real Romulus was busy on mission, hell, his paper self would be too if he had the chance. While he imagined everything will go fine with the meeting, he wouldn't be surprised if it ended up similar to a regular business meeting between two different parts of the same company.

As the Chosen would obviously be only speaking the truth if they knew enough about Demens to identify themselves as his Chosen, so what was all the fuss then about them? Sure they attempted to eat Macy, and in failing to do so, then attempted to make a trade to eat Sterling. Which was obviously off putting, but at least they were then willing to negotiate for boars instead, so they aren't complete savages. Though again he only just heard that rather recently, and he hadn't even seen one of them, so it was hard for him to gauge their possible motives.

But considering they were willing to just talk with them, and talking got them both this far. He was hopeful they'll be fine after this was all done. He then looked to Nila, and only hoped too that he'll be able to confess to her soon. He couldn't bear the thought of never being able to tell her how he felt, but of course now wasn't the time nor place for that. Just a little longer, he thought.
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Postby Holy Lykos » Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:52 pm

"Well, because you aren't Willow. Even if a clone you're obviously Not Willow. Maybe you could try being your own pony." Sterling replied, trotting after with the paper cat riding on his head. The pony gave the copy of Nick a gentle pat on the head with a bit of his magic, before glancing over to the fire. "Why try to be something - or someone - you aren't?"

He trotted up to the group of residents assembling, sitting himself down on the ground and frowning over at the group approaching them from the natives. So like them, yet so not... it was odd.

"Just like me. I know I'm not a hero, thus I don't act like one. I just do the best I can." He finished, glancing over the assembled residents. It was easy to forget just how many of them there were, actually.
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Postby Monfrox » Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:55 pm

"Jeez, you need to take a dip..."

"Ugh..."

Sergeant Kafka and Paper Brit walked out, with the latter trying to knock the mud off the former. Brit hoped the boar hunt went okay as it did. Things were bad enough as it was already. Of course, the psychic soldier she was trying to clean as they walked with the others was very much at the end of a rope. She wasn't sure which one, but the poor girl looked like a cat in a bath. Well, two landings in a mud puddle will do that to you. Her camo now had more brown than it ever needed, to the point that it was only brown.

"I need a shower, blin..."
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Postby Fvaarniimar » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:19 pm

Not Nick nuzzled back - likely not an unpleasant sensation for ponies with noses perpetually in books. "Sterling's right.  You're very much your own person already - I suppose I envy that a little.  The Willow I remember probably wouldn't fly upside down, or...call Giovenith's paper birds siblings, even if as a joke...  Willow is a staunch defender of friends, but gentle.  Seriously, one of my first thoughts on meeting you was, 'What's a less gentle tree?' You're...cool! It's just so weird calling you Willow. You're tough, you're staying calm right now..."

In comparison, the cat seemed rather skittish.  He kept glancing at the jungle, then shooting worried glances towards various residents.  Amongst these were, of course, Katya; his eyes rested for a moment on an unfamiliar pair, Flan and Montressor, whose names he'd presumably learn later on.

Of course he understood what Sterling was saying, and what he himself was saying - but how was he to pull that off? Barring his choice not to interfere, Paper-Nick thought that he quite literally hadn't done anything the real one wouldn't do...
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Postby Swith Witherward » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:22 pm

The Pit

Soft sow nostrils flared as the boar leisurely chewed her feathery prize. Unperturbed by Drova's unhappy shouts and sand-filled kicks, her small but intelligent eyes rolled upward to take in the Prince's expression. Alright, he didn't taste like a carrot. She supposed this was a sad state... all good things taste like carrots.

Grunt

The eyes closed and the jaws continued to work, each lazy bite further mangling the feathers trapped inside her mouth.



The Other Boar

The branch swung idly by his side as Marcus followed Giovenith at a trot. She seemed perfectly content to both bay and catch. Actually, this was probably the first time in her entire fucking life that people didn't throw themselves in front of her and insist she run away while they did the adult stuff. She was allowed to be. To just be what she could be if given half a chance to be anything at all.

"You go, girl," the words, though spoken too low to be heard, were unmistakably tinged with pride.

Things might have gone smoothly from that point forward but for Residents Law: There's the right way to go about something, and the wrong way, and then there's the Residents' way. Such was the case with boar hunting. Right or wrong didn't matter, of course. What did matter was that Giovenith and Marcus were on the same path as the large boar and his rider, Dora. It was somewhat beautiful, in a seriously creepy manner, the way Dora kept her seat as the boar galloped. The paper birds trailing them only enhanced the effect.

The sow, being sensible, realized that the last place to be was between these two groups. She darted into the jungle faster than Giovenith or Marcus could react, only to emerge onto the path where Drova was being chewed.

"RUN!" Marcus shouted as the Dora-boar pair and birds bore down on them. Because cumbersome.
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Postby Giovenith » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:35 am

Paper-Willow smiled, though it was not one brought on by flattery from the two's words. More knowing.

"Gentle as a full tree, yes. It grows by the water and creates soft curtains to hide from the world behind," he said. "But in days of old, people would use the willow's drooping branches to fashion switches and whips. It was favored for the flexibility of the wood and the barbs left behind when you strip it of its leafs - more painful. Even lovely, gentle things can become tools of anger and agony when cut apart and woven into new form by man's selfish devices."

And he said no more from then on, turning the occasional cartwheel on the rest of the way to the clearing.
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Postby Torrocca » Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:34 pm

Arriving to the beach well after the others, with the aid of his uniformed compatriots, Hectaros looked around at the scene before him. To Hablaratta he whispered uncertainly, "What if these natives attack us? I'm of no use here with my ravaged leg." Doubt washed over his face as he saw what ragtag group surrounded him; surely, such ilk wasn't fated for a greater purpose, he reckoned, for he saw in them none of the virtuous, inspiring traits of heroes. He knew heroes; besides those of epic yore and mythos, like Vincaros or Erivar, there were those he fought with and, in their own way, against - the legions under the already legendary Joros, the Brave Swords, his brother - true heroes and true sons and daughters of Eteridone. Yet... he hadn't yet seen this band of chosen ones in action... perhaps he was wrong.

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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:27 pm

Drova

"Dammit, dammit..." Drova hissed, trying in vain to pull his feathers from the sow's hungry maw.

He looked up in horror. His ears had picked it up before his eyes, and he quickly looked down the path, eyes widening. Dora, out of all people, was riding another one of the ghastly pigs down towards him, towards the pit. "Get the hell off me!" The deft Prince tried with all his might to swing around, trying to edge the sow into the pit. He didn't have long until Dora and her steed would be upon them.

Nick's words came back to him once again, urging him to stay safe.

And I find myself in a ton of danger, of course. I'm liable to go tumbling down with them...

His luck must have run out some time ago, he figured, hoping it would at least carry him far enough to get out of this one.

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Postby Holy Lykos » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:43 pm

Wild Boar Chase

Well, the squib's attempts had failed. But the group of animals was heading to the pit anyway. With a slightly annoyed grunt, Maghrl dashed after the group. It didn't take long to catch up, or for him to get past them. Squibs were fast, and the Force let him push himself to go even faster.

But it seemed that Drova needed help! A boar was gnawing on his wings. How could he have let that happen? Such an odd situation this already was.

Maghrl frowned and reached through the force to grab the pig that was eating Drova's wing and pull towards the pit as the prince attempted to shake the sow off his wing. Hopefully the push of momentum would help get it over the edge. If Drova started tumbling too he was prepared to make a grab for him.

He had to be lighter than a pig, as scrawny and unimpressive he seemed to be! Especially if he was capable of flight, he couldn't weigh that much at all! Though maybe if he was stronger he wouldn't look quite so scrawny and weedy.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Thu Jan 12, 2017 8:33 am

Things, well, went full boar

Fortunately for Marcus and Giovenith, the male Dora was riding had enough of himself to follow after his sow. The priestess atop him was less enamored of her current circumstances; things were starting to hurt in very awkward places without a saddle. And she didn't even have the proper excuse...

The sow in the middle crashed out of the underbrush and slid into an unseen downslope hidden by a pile of fallen leaves. Her broad back swiped under Maghrl, carrying the Jedi along directly toward Drova and the second sow nearest the pit. That sow squealed through the last mouthful of feathers, burrowed her head under Drova, and tossed him into the air with a gentle nudge. It wasn't so far a trip onto Maghrl's sow, though of course Drova was fortunate enough to have the ability to stop himself if he wanted.

Marcus peered out first, through the temporary gaps in the broad leaves that fanned back and forth. The ass end of Dora's boar could still be seen, highlighted by the shock of red and black hair.

"Ha!" the Conservator called out, digging her heels in and patting the boar's neck, hoping that would tell him to stop.

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Postby Holy Lykos » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:56 pm

Maghrl found himself first in the air, and a split-second later plastered onto the back of the charging sow. Sithspawn! He used the Force to keep himself plastered to it, but in a more upright way. He noticed Dora doing... something with her boar and did something much the same, jabbing and holding at the boar's neck. Though he severely doubted this would help, maybe it could anger it enough to get it to go right into the Pit as they intended it.

The squib also gave Drova a bit of a push to help him stay aloft, flashing a mischievous smile up at the airborne Prince. "Scrawny-bird-thing! Careful of Boarbeasts!" He shouted up, before hollering much like Dora had. He at least seemed to be enjoying this, even if the boar smacking into him had winded the short fuzzy alien.
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Postby Cerillium » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:44 pm

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The boar hunters' timing couldn't be more perfect. No sooner had the Sun dipped the very bottom of her skirt into the ocean than two native appeared on the trail to assess Giovenith's team's handiwork. It hasn't taken long for the boars to fall into the pit (Dora sprung away before tumbling in with them, taking Drova with her to spare his wings and hollow bones). The natives pointed down the trail - it was time for Residents to head to the clearing.

Everyone had gathered on the beach by the time the boar hunters stepped from the jungle. The attitude seemed solemn enough. Marcus cast a sidelong look at Giovenith before peeling away to join his paper parents.

More natives stepped from the jungle as the Residents milled about. These newcomers preoccupied themselves with making a large cookfire at the far end of the clearing. They had butchered the boar in record time - the makings of a feast were in the works.

The natives closest to the Residents clustered together to form a small wall of grass skirts and wood masks carved into fearsome expressions. Like with the natives on the trail, these dreadful guises hid most of the wearer’s body, making them almost seem like inflated heads with stubby, grass-coated arms and legs. Some stood like resolute sentinels, passively clutching their spears as the ocean breeze teased the frayed palms covering their loins. Others squatted on the warm sand and might have been mistaken for propped up shields but for the occasional sway to the side to perhaps quietly communicate with another native squatting nearby. They remained eerily silent – unnaturally calm and immovable, a disciplined force that didn’t at all quell at the sight of giant robots and cyborgs, or rodents with light sabers, or massive men with heavy weapons.

A soft cough caught Marcus’ attention. The natives rustled and parted to allow a wizened old native to step to the front. His brown legs nearly matched the wood of which his mask was made, and he walked with a shuffle that scattered grains of sand ahead of each footfall. The word ‘venerable’ immediately sprang to Marcus’ mind as the native’s closed ranks once more and stood motionless behind their leader.

Someone else coughed, this time from the Residents’ side, but no one stepped forward. A few eyes nervously glanced toward Paper Septimus but, really, he wasn’t the real deal and couldn’t be expected to serve as an ambassador of any sort, could he?

Finally – and most sensibly – Minerva tucked a stray wisp of red hair back into place and strode a few paces forward. If the natives planned to attack them, it was best they attacked her. Limited immortality had its advantages (though the spears would certainly fucking hurt).

“I am Captain Min-”

“Oh, I know who you are. I know who all of you are.” The old figure grunted, perhaps in disgust at the events of the day, or perhaps from the effort of lifting the mask away from his body.

Minerva blanched. The voice, clear but a bit reedy, was instantly recognizable as belonging to one Mr. O. C. Demens, Landlord and Greater Being.

Much like the Building, Demens appeared differently to everyone. For some, he was a tiny old man with a bald pate and entirely too much white hair springing out of his ears. For others, he was unmistakably a Great Old One. Marcus saw a sacrosanct priest, more machine than man, with more augmentations than all his younger brothers combined. Regardless of the form he took, he conveyed a sense of both power and modesty.

“The time has come,” Demens said, “To talk of many things: of gods and girls and entropy, of wars and of my Call, and why half of you can’t pay attention to simple shit – and whether your apathy will cause our downfall.”

The natives behind him quietly removed their masks to reveal familiar faces: Septimus and Neste – not at all the papery kind! Luce and Myra stood side by side. One of the squatters hadn’t been squatting at all – Meps was simply short, especially when compared to the man squatting beside her - Deuce. Thaddeus cast a frown Marcus’ way, and the young man let his eyes slip down the line only to find the expression mirrored in Charumati. But there were strangers in this mix as well. Demens did not introduce them. All where clad in the same black uniform:

“I assure you, Miss Katya: we are not savages. We are Chosen, same as you,” Neste’s eyes narrowed as she took in the young woman’s appearance. “Had you decided to follow through with your colonialism example, you would have found yourself outnumbered and at the mercy of better-trained forces.”

“Not that mercy would be given, you understand,” Septimus raised an eyebrow, “I’ve seen genocides; none of us intended to be victims of one. That being said, you have the opportunity to prove us wrong about this… misjudgment.”

“I’m not understanding-” Minerva began but she was quickly hushed by Demens’ waving hand.

“It’s simple. This was a test.” Demens folded his hands in front of him. “The Time is coming when we’ll risk it all. When that Time arrives, how will my Chosen conduct themselves? Will they be quick to dominate weaker beings? Will they judge them as primitive should these people balk at the Chosen’s offer to help? Will they work as a team even if the labor is menial and beneath their station? Can they operate quietly – selflessly – for the greater good? Will they send their companions into harm’s way for sake of only personal gain or revenge? Or will they strive to find balance, to offer mercy, to put their back into work for the greater good?”

His dancing eyes alighted on Giovenith. Filthy from digging, and filthier from her encounter with the boar, she hardly looked like herself. Yet she took the initiative but also worked alongside her companions. Demens nodded to her. “Some would sit on clouds and do nothing. But some - those we would consider schemati euretheis hos anthropos - would save the universe with only a shovel and beads of sweat.”

“Well?” Klaus interrupted. “Did we pass?”

“Pass what?” Demens eyed him.

“That test.”

Demens only smiled. "Let me explain", he began and, by the time he was finished, comprehension had dawned on a few. The rest just shuffled off to the OOC thread to pluck at the details.






They hadn't passed the test. In fact, Demens didn't expect them to. "Oh, not because I suddenly have low expectations, but because you - collective 'you' - have not had to work together since those fiends attacked. I can’t blame you for struggling. It’s really not fair to wag a finger at you for it. I intend to change your situation however!"

It became readily apparent that the half-hearted methods employed by Residents just to get by really weren't doing them any good. And so Demens turned to those Residents accustomed to running things with top efficiency. Not all who wish to serve can serve in the capacity in which they wish to serve. Some Residents would do nicely with some polishing. Others had what it takes but lacked the ambition to learn the proper method of doing things. They didn't have uniformity. They didn't have standards. They were sloppy, and that put them all at great risk.

Abyssus abyssum invocat - The deep calls to the deep. Demens explained that it served as a warning: the first step in the temptation to go astray from what is right - or morally correct - is difficult to prevent; however, one must always be on guard to strive for what is ethical and honorable. The phrase embodied the challenges his Chosen faced, and the ideals they had to mutually strive for. He was, after all, chaotic. This allowed him to vacillate - between Creation and Destruction, between good and evil, between the light and the dark - to keep balance in the Cosmos. They had to remain true to themselves while granting others the right to hold to their own beliefs and cultural norms.

"One man's moral correctness is another man's taboo. You can't judge them all by your culture's laws and standards."

This excluded wanton genocide and colonial gain. Demens don't play that shit. However, there was good to be found in a truly combative and genocidal species: both Nifid and Drones - primordial species which had become mortal enemies ever since the Invasion - had valuable skills honed by countless battles across time. It fell upon Neste Trilb to shape and train up Demens' Army and appoint those that would lead them.

"Your cultists come with prepackaged knowledge, Minerva," Demens patiently explained. "Besides, I need you at my Building when not aboard your ship. Leave the training to Overseers, and the programming to Mecha."


They were to depart in the morning. This lovely, moonlit beach night was their final moment of relaxation. As Demens put it, "The the time to resolve issues and pull your heads out of your assess because tomorrow you'll all be home, and all of you should be prepared to attend the Residents' meeting tomorrow night. Communal dining room. 6 o'clock sharp."

As for the matter of the paper people? Demens thought them charming and promised to add a wing to the Building especially for them - accessible through the library, of course - but that's a matter for a different day. They (and some of the uniformed Residents) left with him, and that left the remaining Residents on the beach with entirely too much roasted pork and poi.

[You might ask yourself, dear readers, why Demens didn't sweep everyone back to the Building and advance time. The answer is simple and given in an OOC light: Slo, Prim and Fvaar, Git yo' asses ta tha Gate n' tha fuck into a freshly smoked up dimension cuz dis Island gettin borin as fuck - don't drag this up to Sidechick Day.]
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Postby Northwest Slobovia » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:07 pm

RAIDERS of the LOST BOOK

OPERATION: BIBLIOPHILE
DIMENSION: Gallimaufry then 257P
LOCATION: Alessio then outward bound
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Shopping in the Alessio market was daunting: tiny shops packed both major thoroughfares and narrow alleys without the slightest organization. Reigger had given Primordial, Nick, and Sandy some pointers, but it proved faster to pay people a Roo or two to guide them to shops selling particular goods.

An electronics stand yielded a display of holocameras; Sandy snapped one up, along with some extra memory. It looked like nothing more than a fish-shaped bronze brooch, the camera's tiny lenses being cleverly blended into the design: an eye, and spots on some of the fins.

Rumors of a shop trading in magical goods took an entire day to track down. It seemed even the locals had a difficult time finding it. They pressed Roos into palms and were led all across the market, but without success. Late in the day, the group finally found the magic shop. No, it was no “shop”: “supermarket” would be a better description. After several rounds of haggling, the Baron and Sandy managed to get the fire lizard butchered and its magical essences extracted. Each also left with a pair of spells, and Sandy traded some of his share of the lizard for potions to protect the group from smoke, along with a tiny box that would Veil the potions from prying eyes. Even Nick found a few arcane trinkets to take with him, along with an obligatory tea set and a book on theory. All the useful parts of the carcass, along with some samples for further analysis, were packed for shipment home.

The Baron suggested they seek covert communications gear as a next step, but the market was closing for the day. The group got a room for the night. The next day's searching took them all across the market, but they found nothing like what they sought. Two women selling datapads at a kiosk suggested trying the north edge of the market.

If anybody was selling anything like radios at the northern side of the market, they were well-hidden by the market's fashion district. The selection was bizarre: clothing from more human cultures than Sandy and the Baron could together identify, but often only a few items from any time or place. There were plenty of garments that neither could imagine fitting anything even remotely human. Despite the huge and varied selection, there was nothing remotely suitable for what Sandy and the Baron needed. A few questions confirmed that “ancient” clothing was often available, but the Alessians had little sense of the time or place of most new stock, and further, there was no way to know in advance what would fall from the sky.

The group returned to their room, and Sandy set about trying to make sense of his magical purchases. A day passed, but neither clothing nor communications seemed available. Sandy continued his studies: the potions shouldn't take too long to make. He spent some time experimenting with the holocam, trying to find a good distance for filming documents. A routine set in: rise early, search the markets – sometimes with Sandy, sometimes without – window shop, ask questions, lunch, more looking, dinner, and a last round of shopping just before closing. Three days passed, and then a week: would it be better to return to the Burrows and have clothing made? Maybe they could manage without James Bond radios?

Ten days in, Sandy got a bit of unrelated luck: leaving a store, the group all but literally tripped over a group of people untangling medical stretchers from the overhead netting. They were new and in their original wrappings – Sandy wondered where they'd disappeared from – so he bought a pair to send back to the Building.

Another day went by without luck. Then Nick noticed a pet shop – oh, they'd passed it many times before – but now he was entranced by a display of green mice. The two spellcasters were initially unwilling to be distracted from Clothing Quest, but Nick rubbed up against Sandy's ankles. <Sandy, some of the pets in the window are magical.>

Sandy blinked, and Looked again: “So they are! OK, we can spare a few minutes. I doubt anybody else is looking for Hellenic fashions.” The animals in the window proved uninteresting: the Fae sheep were more magical, and in any case, the shopkeeper wasn't sure what they ate. The group turned to leave, but Sandy caught sight of some oddly familiar fish in an aquarium. He pressed his nose to the glass to confirm what he'd thought: the tank was full of Babelfish. He bought them all, sticking one in his own ear on the spot. (He poured the others into a bucket later to send home.)

Were Babelfish lucky? Sandy doubted it. Maybe one of the furry things he petted was an eight-legged rabbit. Whatever the reason, the team's luck changed: by that evening, Sandy had both a set of potions done and a spell ready to cast: greater strength and agility would probably help in a burning building. He also had the holocam working well enough to record stills and videos of text. Nick, too, had made fortunate finds: his first-ever pet, a young Persian rat snake, and a few nice but no-tech toys which would help him pose as a pet himself.

The next morning's shopping was equally fortunate: Sandy found clothing that seemed approximately right for Primordial and himself; he ended up with a silken Persian green exomis and a matched chlamys and chiton, both in a bright red with Tyrian purple pinstripes. Giving in to caprice, he picked up a baby blue chiton for Amanda as well.

One of the clothing sellers mentioned a man named Crazy Abdul, who bought and sold odd things, even though he styled himself an animal dealer. He might have radios pulled from a wrecked vehicle. It seemed as good a lead as any. The group was directed towards the edge of the market, where dusty lots stood full of transportation for sale: mostly roaders' trucks, armed, armored, and heavily worn, but also animals of various description, and an odd assortment of other vehicles. They window-shopped with little interest until Sandy came across a menagerie under a banner proudly announcing it as Crazy Abdul's Used Camel Lot.

There, behind a herd of giraffes, was a boat that floated in the air, nearly ten feet above the ground: magical? Some new technology? Closer inspection revealed no trace of magic, and Sandy had his doubts that a high-tech vessel would need a smokestack. Whatever the vessel was, she was derelict, with sagging wooden decks and split planks lining her sides. A tall, fat Arab waddled over to Sandy, assuring him that a just little paint and a few new boards would fix her right up, and moreover, she was 30% off, today only!

A brief demonstration confirmed that her engine ran, if unsteadily and leaking steam, but Sandy put his foot through a dry-rotted spot in her lower deck. Crazy Abdul cut the price another hundred Roos on the spot. Sandy looked dubious, but there'd been one thing he'd been unable to give Amanda over the last few years – well, two, but no spellcaster knew how to grant the Art – the gift of flight. Amanda would appreciate the gesture, even if the hovering boat was a loss. A few rounds of perfunctory bargaining later, Sandy was the proud owner of La Reine Martienne, according to the fading letters on her stern.

Crazy Abdul had no radios, but for a few Roos, suggested the group try a large furniture store they'd gone by so many times they'd stopped noticing it, but this time ask the owner if she knew of a good place to get lunch. Sandy gave him a doubtful look, but it was the best lead they'd had. The furniture store was easy to find, and Sandy tried the passphrase on the woman behind the counter. She burst out laughing. “Oh, that Abdul! Always pulling people's legs! There's nothing secret about radios.”

She led the group into a back room. There was little call for communications equipment, she explained, because most long-range gear failed due to Galli's odd physics, and only rarely did matching sets of equipment fall from the sky. “What good is one Thermian vox?” She bought it all anyway, because it was very inexpensive to get, and matches to something she had showed up at long intervals.

She did happen to have what the group wanted: a set of tiny communicators, pairs of things that looked like simple gold stud earrings, along with a base station to configure them, all in a plastic box. Their range was well under a mile, but there were five sets available. The team bought whole thing: other Residents would doubtless want to use the spares. Nick found a device like a tiny Blackberry phone; the techpriests would have to modify it to make it work, but it was otherwise just what he needed.

Another lucky find: a holographic disguise projector – an “appearance generator” – turned up at a nearby electronics boutique. While the Baron and Sandy were going native, it might be useful on a future mission, and Sandy was pretty sure Amanda had uses for it in the meantime.

The last thing the group needed, something to trade for local currency where they were going, was easy to satisfy: for the last several days, the Gate had been dropping piles of semi-precious stones, and there was a glut of them. “Amethyst”, Sandy said as he paid for some purple cabochons, “The Greeks value it almost as much as ruby.” The three Residents bought others at random; baubles seemed to be always worth something.

Sandy spent the last of his reward on alcohol: not to pickle himself, but for future business. He sampled what he could, and arranged to have cases, and even the odd bottle of unusual stuff, sent home while they were away.

Sandy gazed up at the Alessio Gate: it was time for them to leave. He packed most of what he'd bought and brought for shipment home, as did Nick and the Baron, and made arrangements for the skyboat to be towed back to the Building. Sandy slipped into something more contemporary for Alexandria; the little he needed to bring there would fit into a small wooden box that would probably pass for the period. He helped the Baron into period clothing as well, and checked over everybody’s luggage: it didn’t look like anybody had anything that would reveal where they were from, nor anything that the locals would notice as too alien. He hoped.

The flight to the Gate was short, and cultists sent them on their way to Earth.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:18 pm

Beachcombers

Cuisine and MB stood under the awning of the tiki bar, watching Residents milling about in some confusion. Chef and rabbit looked at each other. It seemed like things were moving along in the manner of a cruise ship - events, food, events.

Cuisine and MB knew cruise ship life. The rabbit teleported from place to place around the tiki bar, lighting up candles that surrounded the rocks Cuisine had moved up the beach. Over the top of the awning, MB had put up a banner with an awkwardly scrawled "EAT DRINK AND BE MARRIED". (He'd insisted on it, really, and it wasn't so farfetched given the previous antics of the Residents. If anyone asked, however, he'd have signed, well...You try writing with stick and two paws.)

Open bar was available, for old and new Residents alike, and any questions the newer Chosen had would be answered the best the duo could.
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Postby Giovenith » Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:33 pm

Giovenith gave what she thought might have been the deepest sigh of her life once Demens departed, bending her back backwards and running fingers through her sweat-drenched hair. She felt grimy and exhausted, but also relieved, having burned off all her adrenaline from Torii's death and been given reassurance that they would live. For now.

Of course the talk with Demens had been a shock, there was no need to explain that. When Minerva and Klaus were out of the loop from something, you knew shit was serious. Even if Demens had praised her, though subtly, she wasn't feeling very praise-worthy - this whole experience had made the weight of the future war ahead heavier and more real than before. They weren't organized? How do you even start to organize the likes of them? She didn't know and if she tried to think about it now, she was probably going to have a heart attack. It was a question for tomorrow. For tonight, she shuffled off to the bar like a sweaty zombie to relax her aching muscles and down a soft drink until it was time to go.
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Postby Tiltjuice » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:26 pm

"Welcome, Giovenith!" Cuisine called out, setting down his hand towel and . Both of MB's ears shot up and he bounded down the bar for some petting.

The chef came over to the godling, placing down a coaster and a tall glass of soda, ice bobbing at the top and condensation dewing the sides. "Things will be interesting from here on out, won't they? It's like trying to run a restaurant. Everyone has to learn to work together to meet the demand."
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