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[Socialist Techland]

The title explains it.

Plane crash in Tennon leaves scores dead

A plane crash in the Seaview District has left many dead, as rescuers are still searching the crushed houses for survivors.
The plane involved was on approach to New Tennon Int'l Airport when it slammed into houses and burst into flames. None of the 19 people onboard survived.
Rescuers have recovered the charred bodies of the passengers and many others in their houses when the plane crashed at 5am yesterday (16 Dec).
At least 56 bodies have been recovered so far, and rescuers fear the death toll may go into the hundreds, partly due to the timing of the crash and the fact that Seaview is a residential district. The plane slid at least 8 blocks, setting houses on fire.

[Socialist Techland]

Tennon crash death toll exceeds 100

The death toll of the recent plane crash has hit 103, as rescuers clear the wreckage from the Seaview District.
The plane, which was flying from Khasar to Tennon, crashed into the residential district Friday morning. None of the 19 onboard survived, and blocks of houses were destroyed by the crash and the subsequent fire. Rescuers have cleared the area and searched all houses for survivors, putting the death toll at 103. At least 250 people are injured, some of whom are in critical condition. This is one of the worst plane crashes in Techland history, and the first in a residential district. The TAIA (Tech Aviation Investigation Authority) is investigating the incident.

[New Amapa]

Ship capsizes in the Mala Bahía Channel!

A ferry has capsized in the Mala Bahía Channel at 9:20 PM (Amapa time), and it currently unknown how many were on the ferry at the time.
Rescue teams and the Coast Guard is currently on the scene and are beginning to pull people out from the water.
More information about this incident has yet to surface.

[Maichuko]

The German Kaiser denies The French fourth republic's demand for a plebiscite in Alsace-Lorraine.

America's electoral college confirms the Great Orange one as the 45th president

PRC offensive towards Hue stalled by a coalition of Vietnamese Thai and Maichin forces.

The Heavy Battleship IMS Princess Taimi set for launch tomorrow.

[Tysoania]

Bacon: Good for you?

New airliner rolls out today!

Premier promises more infrastructure spending.

Revisiting the Port Arthur Rocks case.

[Thermodolia]

The Gœs Government released their economic plan for 2020 today

The opposition declared that the government's economic plan "reeks of shit"

President Zarman spent weekend with his family in Trhogšcænd

[Tinhampton]

Headlines for 20 December 2016.

• Tinhampton Herald: Foreign: "TERROR IN TURKEY AND THE MARKET". Domestic: "How we can make Mayor Anderson popular again".
• Tinhampton Sentinel: Foreign: "2016: A year of division and controversy". Domestic: "Ballot Measure 6 cooks up a storm in Tinhampton's restaurants".
• The Tinhamptonian: (local paper) "Exclusive interview with Ambassador Smith: "I'm voting for Securing Nuclear Materials repeal""
• Barrier Islands Monthly: (December 2016 issue) "Islands Fete set to be most popular in history"

[Venadia]

Supreme Court decision on von Rüntsberg v. Venadia
The Supreme Court has decided with a 9-7 majority in favour of von Rüntsberg case against the Venadian state to recognize the Somer German aristocracy on par with native Venadian aristocracy, citing the Treaty of Blaustadt that saw Someria's inclusion in the Republic of Venadia in 1454. The decision has been met by protests of many prominent Venadian boyar families, including Unity Party leader Nikodim Babkin who referred to the decision as a "disgrace". This will enable Somer German members of aristocratic families to benefit from the privileges still available to lesser aristocracy, as well as enable them to use their titles in official documents. Somer German families have until June of 2017 to apply for recognition to the Boyar Archive of Venagorod in order to receive these privileges. Ernst von Rüntsberg further adds that...


Terrorist attack in Layagrad kills four
A series of bombs went off in the Layagrad post office on the 19th of December, 22:38. Central Layagrad has been put under military curfew since the bombings, which killed four Venadian citizens and wounded a further twenty-eight. This is the most recent terrorist attack in the past year that has seen increased activity from terrorist organizations operating in Undreshistan, and both the islamist Emirate of Undreshistan and the communist Undreshi Red Army has claimed responsibility for the bombings. Reports indicate that C4 was used in the bombings, indicating that the strength and funding of the terrorist organizations have seen an upturn. Colonel-General Maksimillian Izmaylov, commander of Venadian counter-insurgency forces in Undreshistan, condemned the cowardly attacks and pledges to...


Andrei Korzhev photographed with mystery mistress
The renowned film director Andrei Korzhev was photographed leaving the Summer Comfort Hotel in Viniyagorod with an unidentified younger woman, throwing fuel to the fire on the rumors of the director's infidelity. Korzhev and his mystery mistress quickly left the scene in a waiting limousine, and neither him nor his wife Aleksandra Korzheva has been able to be reached for comment. After the reveal of Andrei Korzhev's sexual relations with Irina Kareva, star of Korzhev directed movies such as A Summer's Breeze and Dawn, he issued a public apology and promised to mend his ways. Franz von Peer, chairman of Peer Film Studies, have stated that this might put Korzhev's continued work for the company in jeopardy, and further added...

[Carena]

East Asian drone take over Martian mine

In a hostile act of aggression, communist East Asia has unjustly taken over an iron rich Mars mine. The mine was worked by weaponless Carenian worker droids, and was stolen by a large force of communist drones and put under their control. This has occurred after several infractions of the 2125 Martian Land Treaty signed between East Asia and Federation done by the communists, and increased tensions over control of the iron rich Aquilonem Mons Magnus region. The Carenian embassy is currently trying to negotiate and persuade Beijing to return the mine to Carenian control, however a large contingent of Carenian drones is ready to take the mine back should the negotiations fail.

Oakland Cavaliers emerge as winners in the EFIBA Western Conference

The Oakland Cavaliers triumph over the bitterly disappointed Montreal Maples to win the EFIBA Western conference. After going 2-0 down to Montreal, the Cavaliers, led by their star point guard Julian Milner, managed to come back and win the next 4 games. The Maples, who were totted to be one of the best teams in EFIBA history and strong favorites to win the title, had several very unfortunate injuries to key players over the past few months. Now, the Cavaliers, who placed 3rd in the Western Conference, have won the EFIBA West title and will go on to face the champions of the EFIBA East, the London Royals.

Pluto Colony is established

10,000 Carenian men, women, and children have step foot on Eris, and are furthest humanity has pushed yet. Establishing the settlement of Novae Lericho, an enormous underground city, they are the first humans to set foot on a satellite in the Oort Cloud. The Two Century Plan, established by President Draxlan, who ruled over sixty years ago, is still going on and the colonization of Eris has coincided with the plans for this decade. President Rodriguez has boldly stated that Carena will conquer Proxima Centauri by 2600, as outlined in the Two Century Plan.

[Valgora]

TERRORIST ATTACK IN SOUTHERN VILLAGE

Radical Equalist terrorists have attacked multiple ponies in the farming village of Mioskali in southern Valgora. The village has a population of only 300 with 200 being ponies. The radical Equalists attacked and stole the cutie marks of 25 ponies. A search is being conducted by the military and the police to find these terrorists and to bring them to justice.

In charge of the investigation is Moonshadow Skutasson who said in an interview:

"Við munum finna þá, og þeir munu takast á við afleiðingar. Miðað við umfang þennan glæp, munu þeir vafalaust að framkvæma."
("We will find them, and they will face the consequences. Considering the extent of this crime, they will surely be executed.")


POLL MAY LEAD TO A DEFUNCT PARTY

Recent polls show that the World Assembly Coalition Party (WACP) - the political parties advocating for joining into the World Assembly - may become defunct. A recent poll showed that the parties advocating for joining the World Assembly for reasons such as free trade, are receiving nearly 0% support. The parties advocating for joining the WA to spread socialism have 1.5% support.

Political scientists have said that this is not the end of the WACP, because it will simple become more left; however, that still won't save the party due to the overwhelming hatred of the WA.

Dr. Timotei has expressed his happiness towards this by saying that he is glad more people are against giving up Valgora's independence.

[Grandolandia]

BREAKING NEWS

The general election has closed the wined is he opposition amanta nurur said from independent federation party,and the dictactor alam jaya will be kicked out from the office on new year after ruling for 56 years and the king election from 4 of his children,the winner is H.M jared johnson hunt 2nd brother from the Independent monarchy faction

[Valgora]

TERRORISTS RESPONSIBLE FOR ATTACK HAVE BEEN CAPTURED

The Equalist terrorists responsible for the terrorist attack that left 25 ponies scarred have been captured. 7 arrests in total were made and all have claimed responsibility; 2 of the Equalists have committed suicide while one was killed by the police.

Once the trials give the guilty verdict, the state will decide which method of execution will be preformed. The expected result is 3 for medical experimentation and 4 for the firing squad.


FALSE SCANDAL

A government official was recently a part of an affair scandal involving him and a secretary. After 3 days, it was realized that Heidmundur Astvaldursson actually isn't even married and doesn't even have a girlfriend.

[Socialist Techland]

Tennon crash black box shows argument onboard doomed flight

Air crash investigators in the TAIA office in New Tennon have received a stunning revelation concerning the plane crash in Tennon that left at least 105 dead on 16 Dec and obliterated part of the Seaview District.
The flight recorders recovered show an argument between the pilot and the co-pilot shortly before the plane crashed, and some investigators believe the crash may have been caused by the argument. However, the head of the TAIA, Johann Ecklestone, told the Tech Daily, "We can't jump to conclusions immediately."

[Arachaea]

Katrin Petúrsdottir declares candidacy for President: Katrin Petúrsdottir, an Icelandic national and anti-capitalist sociologist, has declared her candidacy for President on behalf of the Arachaean Left Party.

[Ndaku]

Aviation: The new jumbo passenger jet FreedomWings A474 interests numerous allied human nations
Sports: Can the Ndakene National Football team bring Ndaku football glory once again?
Technology: Check out the latest innovations on the SpaceBus fleet

[Ord Caprica]

Dunwall Police Chief Murdered

[Ordennya]

The Guardian: ICM poll puts Capitalist Front 3 points behind CSD
The Independent: James Harvie selected as nominee for Democratic Socialist Assembly President
The Times: The end of Socialism? CCF catching up to CSD, Howard's approval rating dropping
Daily Mail: 32% do not trust Ken Turing as Chancellor, poll finds

[Militannia]

The foreign nation of Babeeladeeland has befriended our great country!
Non-aggressive diplomatic negotiations are underway regarding trade agreements and foreign culture exchange programs.

WAR!
The Holy Empire of Lutannia has attempted an unwarranted military incursion into several outlying districts of Militannia. The State of Militannia has sent military ground forces into those infiltrated outlying districts and reinforced other districts vulnerable to any further incursions.

[UKCS]

Croatian troops entering Iran to combat ongoing insurgency.
German and Dutch troops pushing deep into insurgent territory.
Deputy Minister of Defence executed for treason.
Tensions grow across maritime barrier, between US and British forces.

[Banten Sultanate]

Banten Times:
"Happy New Year: Sultan Mahfuz Daud"

Sunda Leader:
"Welfare is the Shining Star of 2024"

Kaibon Herald:
"Megasoft Corporation Expands Abroad"

Fortress Watch:
"More Charity, More Self-Arrogance?"

[Adamenia-khezvani]

Javalin City Prepares Cornerstone Plaza for New Years

[Joija]

SHOCK AS MEMBER OF CONGRESS ARRESTED IN CHILD SEX SCANDAL

42 year-old leader of the Socialist Party of Joija, Powell Young, has been arrested in connection to Operation Resnior after accusations of child molestation sprung up in 2013 when his daughter came forward about her childhood abuse, naming him as the perpetrator. He will be put on trial in the Joijan Congress Court next Monday.

[Christians AND for the Crusades and God]

Fully armed enemy agents seized just outside the Imperial Palace.

[The Normandian Empire]

The new Imperial Guards

The government has approved the new 'Imperial Guard', their jobs are to: guard politicians, political buildings and control riots

The Imperial Guard has been made in connection with the rise of Bigtopian riots

General elections of 2020

The new elections are coming and parties have started campaigning, the Conservatives have the highest votes in opinion polls. The leader of the Socialist party has been accused of corruption.

The Republicans and Liberals have a head-on clash over the amount of seats in the parlement.

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Glory to the Empire, Glory to the Normandian Empire!

[The Scandinavian Republic Of Iceland]

Saturday 10 June

One of the attackers was the victim's childhood friend