Attack Of Technology (Open, MT-FT)

[Nouevelle]

All I can say is karma.

you got ninja'd, look up a few posts

Yes, I saw it.

[Novograd IV]

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...

Fine, I'll change it!

explain how you can afford to protect 'most' tech from INCREDIBLE impact blasts and nuclear radiation?

[Kalasparata]

Well, we'll send in McKay armed with a laptop, lifesigns detector, and a 9mm that we feel he can reasonably fire with an accuracy of three feet to either side of the intended target.

And if it's okay with you, the rest of Sheppard's team will stand by in a cloaked ship.

That's fine, but please do as little damage to humans and mermaids as possible!

[Great Nepal]

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Can we evacuate everyone first please?

Sure.

[Windows Vista Business]

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...

Fine, I'll change it!

explain how you can afford to protect 'most' tech from INCREDIBLE impact blasts and nuclear radiation?

I think it is...

[Kalasparata]

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Can we evacuate everyone first please?

Sure.

Cool! Is Great Nepal near oceans?
If yes, can we temperarlly send all our humans and mermaids there? Our languages are English and Greek

Also, can you please only drop them where the tech is. There are some rear Kalasparatan plants and animals which we are trying to conserve

[Imperial isa]

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

why waste nuked given they have anti-matter weapons ,they be blowing themselves up soon

[Kadahl]

We're sorry to hear your toasters have taken control - and that that your populace is too slow witted to destoy the national power grid by, oh you know, kocking out powerpoles, setting fire to substations or shutting down your powerplants. We'd offer to do it for you but frankly we're calling this a grand moment of national Darwinian selection. Tell your toasters to call us when they're done eradicating you.

- Adamo Wiess
Senator for Foreign Affairs

[Kalasparata]

We're sorry to hear your toasters have taken control - and that that your populace is too slow witted to destoy the national power grid by, oh you know, kocking out powerpoles, setting fire to substations or shutting down your powerplants. We'd offer to do it for you but frankly we're calling this a grand moment of national Darwinian selection. Tell your toasters to call us when they're done eradicating you.

- Adamo Wiess
Senator for Foreign Affairs

We've turned off the power grid and set fires. The technology has just taken out the fires and reset the power grid. They run on batteries and turn on the powergrid then charge themselves. Fire trucks put out fires

[SGA-Atlantis]

Okay, is this a real RP, or what, because I want to bring my team in.

[Windows Vista Business]

Would you like to get a EMP bomb? It will fry all of the tech no matter what.
WHEN I MEAN FRY IT I MEAN ITScrew it you dont need us..

Wilfred Hardy .txt
-Minister of Technology

[La Habana]

We're sorry to hear your toasters have taken control - and that that your populace is too slow witted to destoy the national power grid by, oh you know, kocking out powerpoles, setting fire to substations or shutting down your powerplants. We'd offer to do it for you but frankly we're calling this a grand moment of national Darwinian selection. Tell your toasters to call us when they're done eradicating you.

- Adamo Wiess
Senator for Foreign Affairs

We've turned off the power grid and set fires. The technology has just taken out the fires and reset the power grid. They run on batteries and turn on the powergrid then charge themselves. Fire trucks put out fires

Our scientists are baffled by this phenomenon. Like I said, perhaps the best thing is to ignore the problem until it goes away. Our scientists have predicted that the ratio of ignore (I) is inverse to the malice (M) of the technology (T), so M + T = I α 1/M, which means that the greater the quantity of 'I' will create an inverse reaction in 'M', leading to the 'M' to 'T' factor decreasing, thus creating a potential decrease in malice exhibited by technology.

[Nexus Corp]

You seem to be describing an artificial intelligence run amok, though some of the happenings you have related appear somewhat exaggerated. Nukes would be a rather 'messy' solution but Nexus Corp Information Systems have a smarter proposal. We believe we could introduce another AI capeable of retaking your networks and, what's more, have things running more efficiently than ever before. All your problems could be solved for an upfront sum followed by annual licence and maintenance fees. We would retain full ownership of the AI code and require the establishment of a permanent maintenance link to keep things running smoothly.

Nexus Corp IS - For a brighter tomorrow, today.

[SGA-Atlantis]

The more people from other nations submit their solutions, the more annoying e-mails I get from Dr. McKay. I really, really think sending in him along with Sheppard, Teyla, and Ronin will solve your issue like that.

McKay says (basically, I'm not quoting) destroying the devices physically would work, but that's only desirable if you want to go back to the bronze age.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Our scientists are baffled by this phenomenon. Like I said, perhaps the best thing is to ignore the problem until it goes away. Our scientists have predicted that the ratio of ignore (I) is inverse to the malice (M) of the technology (T), so M + T = I α 1/M, which means that the greater the quantity of 'I' will create an inverse reaction in 'M', leading to the 'M' to 'T' factor decreasing, thus creating a potential decrease in malice exhibited by technology.

This is the advice that our scientists would give also. Either that or just ignore the problem until it goes away.

Harassment and baiting under the guise of RP is still harassment and baiting. You've been warned repeatedly to ignore Kalasparta's posts, but you just haven't been able to make yourself do it. You were already on your final warning. I'm afraid the game is up.
*** You are no longer welcome to post under this nation. ***

Given the amount of spam and borderline baiting that's gone on here, I'm closing the thread. Kalasparta, if you really want to run some RP, perhaps looking around at how others do things might assist. It doesn't have to be perfect, it doesn't have to be fancy, but keeping it In Character and with some sort of rational responses does help.

As for the rest of you, as I've said elsewhere:

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO POST SERIOUSLY TO A THREAD, DON'T POST AT ALL.