Title: Concussive PercussionCritiques are welcome as always.
Validity: Not valid if music has been banned
Description: A man died of a heart attack at a performance by the @@CAPITAL@@ Philharmonic Orchestra last Thursday. Several art critics have attributed the death to the surprise of cannon fire used in the song “2012 Overture” which the Orchestra was playing at the time.
The Debate
[option]Famed music critic @@RANDOMNAME@@ lights a cigarette. “This overture is horribly trite and saccharine and its use of cannons only romanticizes the thought of war. We are a far more cultured people and should not condone music that glorifies the killing of people. We must not allow military weaponry to be used by any musician in our borders.”
[effect]drum mallets have been designated weapons and consequently banned
[option]”If anything, we should be encouraging the use of alternative percussion in music.” @@RANDOMNAME@@, renowned composer, says while putting a fuse in a stick of nitroglycerin. “There is nothing that entertains an audience like explosions and gunfire, even if it might be dangerous to their health.”
[effect]dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming
[option]”Bah! These musicians are useless currently.” argues your Minister of Defense. “Now, if we conscripted these people to play our national anthem on the front on the battlefield, we could inspire our troops to fight even more courageously. Also, their cannons can be used to strike fear in our enemies’ ranks!”
[effect]being a musician is a death sentence.