The topic on the agenda: the need for foreign neckbeards. Since the normies of this nation can get out of the friendzone while the Gentlesirs of Honor who are the true masters of this nation notoriously cannot. This is leading to the normies outgrowing the neckbeards in the population. Rigging the elections, infiltrating and controlling all parts of state, private sector, and civil society, and being the most powerful fighting force will work for only so long once the normies numbers grow to a certain threshold. Originally there were five million neckbeards and negligible normies. Today the population was 12 million, but the increase was all normie!
The puzzle of attracting female people and getting out of the friendzone is the age-old problem of the neckbeard. All organs of La Cosa Fedora are hard at work to solve it already, but it will not be solved today. What is needed is a short term solution. To this end, the Politburo approves of a message sent out to the international community:
Dear esteemed leaders of the international community,
It has come to our attention that fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew guzzling neckbeards are not the esteemed ruling class in all nations that they are here. In fact, the prestige of these types of people is so low in some nations that they are objects of ridicule, not only being put into the friendzone but often socially isolated and being unable to find employment, education, or training.
To you this may be a problem because, as your societies are unable to make use of these people to their full potential, they may drain the system to a certain extent. However, to us, these individuals would be the life-blood of the nation. THEREFORE we propose the following solution: allow us to send inspectors among your people to find the neckbeards, and allow us to recruit them into members of our cartel, La Cosa Fedora.
We call on all governments to provide answers to the following simple questions:
1) What is the status of neckbeards in your nation?
2) Would you be willing to sign a treaty with us to allow us to evacuate neckbeards into our lands, which is their natural home?
3) If yes to #2, are there any restrictions on our inspectors' access to your population for recruitment purposes?
We hope that we will find many leaders wise enough to cooperate, and warn those who would thwart our efforts.
Sincerely,
Le Broni Fedori and the Politburo of La Cosa Fedora