UK Politics Thread V: Upon This Blasted Heath

[Vassenor]

*snaps fingers sassily*

You haven't seen no dietary control.
As we speak, I'm debating going to Tesco up the road and buying a tub of Karamelsutra B&J ice cream, which I will eat in one sitting as soon as I get back.

OK, I had enough control to make a tub of Cookie Dough last two nights.

[Souseiseki]

We should really rename this thread series the "UK shitposting and occasionally politics thread"

shhhhh

arch and blaat will protect us

[Imperializt Russia]

I gained three stone from three nights out and three-five takeouts a week in first year.

Glorious hedonism, but boy has it messed me up.

how are you alive

How are you not?

*snaps fingers sassily*

You haven't seen no dietary control.
As we speak, I'm debating going to Tesco up the road and buying a tub of Karamelsutra B&J ice cream, which I will eat in one sitting as soon as I get back.

OK, I had enough control to make a tub of Cookie Dough last two nights.

I can't.

I go beyond "bad choices" into "literally no self-control".
I am a human dustcart.

[Olivaero]

Actually thinking about it I am intimately familiar with Rutland, the sci fi writer Peter F Hamilton fucking loves writing about it. I mean I love his books but I never understood the obsession with Rutland.

[Marcurix]

*snaps fingers sassily*

You haven't seen no dietary control.
As we speak, I'm debating going to Tesco up the road and buying a tub of Karamelsutra B&J ice cream, which I will eat in one sitting as soon as I get back.

OK, I had enough control to make a tub of Cookie Dough last two nights.

I chose a poor time to be eating a pie.

[Vassenor]

OK, I had enough control to make a tub of Cookie Dough last two nights.

I chose a poor time to be eating a pie.

How does my preference for ice cream make that bad?

Considering Cookie Dough and Fish Food are generally the only ones in the supermarket freezers.

[Ifreann]

I've been to scunthorpe, it's okay, but what really what sets Yorkshire apart in my opinion is the sense of togetherness that's felt within it's borders I've never found that in the midlands to my dismay where I went to uni and now where I live. In London there is some of that, but one part of London hates the other, it's like class conflict was given an earthly location to battle it out and that place was London. Also I'm jealous my high tolerance some times annoys me. Costs me a fortune in clubs.

How have predrinks slipped you buy?
Cost-efficient, fun in its own right, can sometimes morph from "pre-drinks" to "unplanned house party" and you get to not feel bad about chugging quite nice alcohol.

Some friends and I, in our old age, now pre-drink for staying in. Few nice craft beers, then start on the cheap shit.

[Marcurix]

I chose a poor time to be eating a pie.

How does my preference for ice cream make that bad?

It's not your preference, more the fact that you make it last while I'm eating a pie in a single sitting.

[Val Halla]

American Gothic is here or something, that's news right?

Also more strikes because Jeremy Hunt is still a tit

[Napkiraly]

Black Country is the best. It's what made Britain great. Get in line you southern and northern plebs. Midlands lyfe 4eva.

[Ifreann]

Black Country is the best. It's what made Britain great. Get in line you southern and northern plebs. Midlands lyfe 4eva.

That's racist.

[Questers]

You people need some self-control over what you put into your body.

[Ifreann]

You people need some self-control over what you put into your body.

Yes. Stop with all this ice cream and binge on beer instead.

[Olivaero]

Black Country is the best. It's what made Britain great. Get in line you southern and northern plebs. Midlands lyfe 4eva.

Wolverhampton has a nice town centre for sure I've heard some unpleasant thing from people who've lived there though.

[Questers]

You people need some self-control over what you put into your body.

Yes. Stop with all this ice cream and binge on beer instead.

Yes. Ice cream isn't even alcoholic.

[Britanno 3]

Greater London I guess cos London will always be best.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Ive been to Dorset, Somerset and Gloucester, but the latter two it was just driving through to get to Dorset which is the only one ive actually stayed in at the town of Weymouth so it gets my vote i guess.

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

I once walked past a homeless person and didn't tell them they were scum. I've heard that counts.

[Ifreann]

Yes. Stop with all this ice cream and binge on beer instead.

Yes. Ice cream isn't even alcoholic.

Though this could be solved with a bottle of Tesco own brand paint-stripper/rum.

[Souseiseki]

Ive been to Dorset, Somerset and Gloucester, but the latter two it was just driving through to get to Dorset which is the only one ive actually stayed in at the town of Weymouth so it gets my vote i guess.

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

maybe it would be better to not let russian and saudai oligarchs take over our capital and force the "natives" out

i will take up the scion of HMS vanguard in his place

[Ifreann]

Ive been to Dorset, Somerset and Gloucester, but the latter two it was just driving through to get to Dorset which is the only one ive actually stayed in at the town of Weymouth so it gets my vote i guess.

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

maybe it would be better to not let russian and saudai oligarchs take over our capital and force the "natives" out

i will take up the scion of HMS vanguard in his place

HMS Souseiseki, a Vanguard-class ballistic shitpost submarine.

[Questers]

LOL

[The Huskar Social Union]

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

I once walked past a homeless person and didn't tell them they were scum. I've heard that counts.

*single socialist tear rolls down by cheek*

Comrade.

American Gothic is here or something, that's news right?

Also more strikes because Jeremy Hunt is still a tit

What can you expect with him still going?

[Imperializt Russia]

Also lets get some dangerous socialism going in this thread.

I precum to renationalisation of rail, power and telecoms.

[Questers]

Your illegal fetishes definitely constitute dangerous socialism.