Weirdest law in your nation

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

It is law that martini must be shaken and not stirred. Anyone caught stirring a martini faces 20 strokes of the cane and 100 glasses of vodka and martini

[Anollasia]

It's illegal to drink milk after eating fish. Not that anyone really enforces this.

[Gottberg]

Nudity is enforced in Gottberg unless for very formal occasions, but taking pictures of people at nudist beaches is illegal.

[Vexuar]

It is illegal to be under 150 pounds in weight.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Durians cannot be brought onto public transport

[Tulais]

A weird but unenforced law in Tulais would be the prohibition of wearing blue during weddings. Historically blue was considered a symbol and color of the Tulesian nobility and was reserved for them, especially the Crown, and forbidding any weddings from presenting blue-dressed individuals was to make sure that an outsider could tell what class was being married.

Nowadays blue is worn by pretty much everyone and is no longer considered reserved, although the royal family still traditionally wears it during ceremonies.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Wearing black at night is illegal due to the people being hazards for cyclists and drivers.

[Slugville]

Pokémon GO is a criminal offense.

[Bohari]

Although it is not enforced, all citizens of age are legally obligated to visit Lagos once every 5 years.

[The Worst Country in the World]

The government ignores assassination/execution of nonhuman beings within territorial land or mainlands.

[The Uncle Happy]

Our 10 districts and their citizens solely exist to perform the work and defense of Uncle Happy City.

[Mechyrdia]

It's illegal to put a paper umbrella in a glass of whiskey.

[Philippinae]

Running a chinese school is punishable by death here.

Speaking mandarin or any chinese language is punishable by public whipping.

It is legal to plajiarize chinese literary works and pass them as your own work here. (after translation)

Downloading, listening and watching chinese movies, music and tv series is punishable by public whipping here.

It is legal to own a slave here.

It is a crime to become a beggar and vagrant here, punishable by enslavement.

Smoking in public places is punishable by public whipping here.

We do not have imprisonment as punishment for a crime here. Crimes are punished by fines, public whipping, enslavement and death.

[Hellofad]

1787 a bill was passed in congress banning the use of "volume enhancment contraptions" no one knows why the law was passed but it gained a majority vote and was approved by the monarch.

[Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas]

Only South American citizens are considered "people" by our constitution.

[Archipelago Bay]

Video games must contain sex scenes

The navy only allows homosexuals

[Planet Twinsun]

Most of our laws have to do with our glorious leader, the Magnificient Dr. FunFrock in one way or the other. Examples are:

- Sneezing, coughing, yawning, farting and burping are prohibited in close vicinity to Dr. FunFrocks headquarters, his fortress on Fortress Island, his many statues and busts and ofcourse, our beloved Doctor himself as such acts of disrespect are counted as treason on our planet and are punished with a minimum of 200 days in Citadel Prison or another correctional facility.

- Vandalism of aforementioned statues, busts and even posters of our Magnificient Dr. FunFrock count as treason and is punished by a minimum of 200 days in Citadel Prison or another correctional facility.

- Making fun of the looks of our Magnificient Dr. FunFrock, his way to speak or his leadership is punishable by death, either through Firing Squads or dissection in Citadel Prison or another correctional facility.

- Blocking the telepads or the patrolling routes of soldiers and clones is prohibited on all islands. Punishment is up to the blocked soldier/clone and will most likely result in just shooting in your face.

- Any mentioning of archaic religious nonsense like the so-called "Legend of Sendell" and the "Sacred Carrot of Himalayi Mountain" or belief in "old prophecies" are punishable by a life-sentence in Citadel Prison that doubles as the planet´s first and only mental hospital too.

- Have fun on Planet Twinsun, and remember - Dr. FunFrock is watching you.

[Rebirth Union]

It is illegal to have a duel without a partner and was a law since Rebirth Village existed in Tasmania. However, dueling is illegal since 1985 so the law of dueling without a partner to help you is pointless.

[Tottle]

Golf is Illegal. Actually golf courses are illegal. As well as golf clubs and golf balls. Not the sport itself, but...

[Frisbeeteria]

All Jews must wear a Fursuit for the sake of embarrassment

[Second Empire of America]

Imperial level:

Using the word "Frisco" to describe our capital of San Francisco is punishable by a $20 fine.

It is illegal to put sugar, milk, or any other non-tea substance in tea.

It is illegal to own or use our flag unless you work for the government. Similar laws apply to state flags and flags used by foreign governments. Flying our flag without permission is considered impersonation of a government official, and is punishable by three years in prison.

State level:

From 1968-1974, it was legal for same sex couples to marry in Alabama, but illegal for them to have sex.

It is illegal it kill a polar bear in self defense in Alaska.

It is illegal to ride a drunk horse in Arizona. (The rider can be drunk, but if the horse is drunk it is a felony.)

Motorized unicycles are banned in Arkansas.

It is illegal to use crossbows for hunting in British Columbia.

It is illegal to photograph Alcatraz Island in California, even if Alcatraz is not the focus of the picture.

It is illegal to climb mountains without a parachute in Colorado.

Connecticut bans burning any books for any reason.

If there is a train about to hit several people, but can be redirected to hit less people, it is mandatory to redirect it in Delaware.

It is illegal to bury the dead within three meters of sea level in Florida.

Discrimination against Zombies is illegal in Georgia, even though there are no zombies to discriminate against.

It is illegal to charge bus fees to ambassadors from the Kingdom of Hawaii (but no other ambassadors) in Idaho.

All cities in Illinois must have a statue of Abraham Lincoln outside their city hall.

It is illegal to build stone statues of anyone in Indiana.

All farms in Indiana must use at least 10% of their land for growing corn.

In Kansas, it is illegal to eat money.

It is illegal to sell chicken slaughtered in Kentucky to other states.

Nobody in Louisiana may own more than six total Bibles, Qur'ans, or other holy texts.

(Will do the other states later.)

[Wardie land]

In Wardie land it is legal to shoot a Snowlandian with a musket at any time before 8 PM in the city of Litvigrad, providing they are performing suspicious activity, this law dates from the First Snow War of 1818 between Wardie land and the Kingdom and Empire of Snow Land, following which Litvigrad became part of Wardie land's newly acquired Northern Colonies, which were the colonial possessions of Snow Land conquered by Wardie land during the war, Wardie land was naturally worried about the Litvigradians, many of whom might've still held loyalty to Snow Land and become spies, the nation that had ruled them for around 200 years by that point, so a law was passed stating that any Litvigradian found "conducting suspicious activity" could be legally executed by musket before 8 PM (this time was specified as not to disturb folks as they slept), if they were found after this time they would either have to be captured and held to the morning or killed by some silent means, this law was shortly after expanded to include all Snowlandians, no matter place of origin.

[Belshekistan]

Probably no abortions, not because of the law itself, but because of the context. All children that would have been aborted become property of the state, are raised in state wards, and put through special forces training at the age of sixteen. They then serve in the military until they die or become useless.

[Wercas]

It is illegal to throw up, spit, use the bathroom on oneself, show your tounge, and die in the House of laws in derston. If you are caught of these actions you will be fined and incase of death your family will be fined.

[Kenmoria]

It is illegal to create all your own food for a continuos period of one year. The law was designed during a time when agriculture was horrendously failing and has an allotted fine of €10.00.