Welcome one and all to the office to the Klentian Delegation to the World Assembly. Located on the Fifth Floor of the WAHQ, the office is just down the hall for the famous (or infamous, take your pick) Stranger's Bar. This is where Delegate Jarred Stevens works and contributes to the international dialogue that is the World Assembly and its mission of peace throughout the worlds. It has also been the site of a few international incidents, but this has not deterred the delegation's determination and work ethic. They are here to serve their country and the citizens of the multiverse.
Everyone is welcome to enter as the door is always open, and in the event that no one is present you may leave a message at the front desk. You may also help yourself to the beverages that are laid out in Stevens' office (except the scotch). Anyone may discuss the business of diplomacy with the staff, or just have a good verbal joust. You may ask any question regarding anything. Weapons are permitted, as long as the remain concealed and you surrender them if any drinking is to take place. Music of varying genres may be played at random times; you have been warned.
The day-to-day occurrences in this office range from the mundane to the extraordinary to the just plain impossible, but in a world so seriously strange, anything is possible...
Here's some information to get acquainted with the delegation:
Jarred Michael Stevens
Born on the Ides of March in 1960, Stevens started his career in the Klentian Bureau of Investigation where he got his taste for action and intrigue. He was drafted into the army when Klent was invaded by Western Cuba, and excelled as a soldier becoming a sniper for the special forces. He was recruited by the Secret Service branch of the Eastern Intelligence Agency, an affiliation that he's never really been free of, becoming entangled in several episodes of espionage as recently as 2012. He started his diplomatic career while still in the Army, serving as a military attache at the Klentian embassy to Grays Harbor for a couple of years before the Independence War from Mostrov. After the war he was nominated as the first permanent delegate to the World Assembly in 2010 by then President Ramon Jupoi, and was renominated in 2012 by current President Cash Willows, having already become the regional delegate for The Heartland.
He's also known for his multitude of suits and complete lack of a sense of style; however, he makes up for it with an overwhelming amount of charm. In fact, his charm is so great that he convinced two women to marry him. He's currently single and as such he probably flirts too much for his own good. His greatest love is scotch (especially that of the Johnnie Walker label) which he drinks at least three times a day or "One for breakfast, one for lunch and one for dinner," as he puts it.
Not one to put alcoholism before duty though, Stevens strongly believes in the World Assembly's purpose and as a veteran constantly campaigns for peace. He delivered the famous 'We Are Klent' speech during the Hippostanian Crisis, highlighting the tenants of compassion and social justice that Klentians hold so dear. Though he rarely takes part in debates, when he does, he make certain that the legislation improves the lives of citizens everywhere, and if it proves not to be, he usually defenestrates the ambassador who proposed it. He also has a soft-spot for indigenous peoples as his mother was of Native Klentian descent. He hesitates to align himself with either movement in the WA, but does tend to lean towards the International Federalist ideology.
Chandler Quincy Willows
Being a younger brother of the President is hard. Having to deal with Jarred Stevens and Ben Mason as your bosses, even harder. The millennial was raised with a strong sense of civic duty along with his brothers Cash and George, by their father Theodore, a hero of the Overthrow. Though he comes from a political dynasty, he has worked hard for his position, graduating with High Honors from his High School, and was the top of his class in college and law school. His diplomatic career was jump started when he worked as an aide to Philip Harrison in the Jlop-Kriania peace talks in 2007, and was appointed as the ambassador to the colony of New Klent the following year. Due to his success in this position, President Jupoi appointed him as the Colony's representative to the WA. He arrived at the Assembly in the midst of one of Stevens' extracurricular activities.
The eccentric (at time ridiculous) nature of the WA shocked Willows, and he took refuge in his office for weeks at a time. Mason eventually coxed him out of hiding and he now advises the delegation on the opinions of the Colony regarding bills and proposals. The Colony being rather skeptical of the WA, his position and his familial ties to the administration have not made him the most popular diplomat in his constituency, but his boyish charm and put-on naivety keep much of the hostility at bay.
Nonetheless, his job does stress him, and he often complains to Neville, the bartender of the Stranger's Bar, once saying "They were right after all, Stevens is pretty odd." This generally does not effect his work ethic, however, as he constantly reminds himself of the civic-mindedness that his father instilled in him. He serves diligently and Stevens considers him an invaluable part of the team.
Eira Vorpe
Eira Vorpe is the one who keeps the dynamic trio in line (usually with the displayed look of faked amusement). Growing up with Stevens, she has been a sister figure in his life for as long as he can remember. Of course she is infinitely more intelligent than her boss, and could very well do the job herself, and it has been rumored that she might be his successor. Having an MBA form the prestigious Williamsburg University, the entirety of her career has been in the private sector, with the exception of the last five years. She came on board at the recommendation of Stevens, who convinced her to leave her hundred-thousand klento management position at Qua Automotive.
Though her official title is Secretary of the Delegation, she serves as the secretary, manager, consultant, press secretary, house mother, and, at times, might as well be another delegate in her own right. She regulates Stevens' alcohol intake, manages the delegations budget and schedule and ensures that the press don't get too close to the offices (with the exception of the Kennyites, who knows where their cameras are). She takes pride in her work, once being quoted as saying, "Those three would have blown up the place if it weren't for me." That statement is not far off, by any stretch of the imagination. Having raised three children, the position almost seems tailor made for her.
She is just as committed to the message of peace as her colleagues and makes sure that they stay on that message. She even uses the strategies she developed in the business world and employs them in the Delegation's agenda, which has proven to be successful in winning over votes for legislation they approved. She speaks multiple languages including but not limited to: English, Native Klentian, Mostrovite, Spanish, Latin and French. This has left her as the de facto translator when a sanctioned one or device can't be found. With her abilities and tactfulness, she is certain to make a influential Delegate in the future.
In Memoriam
Dr. Benjamin Thomas Mason (1956 - 2015)
Though only four years older than Delegate Stevens, Vice-Delegate Ben Mason has acted as a mentor to him since he interned at the law firm he worked for. Mason was a prodigy, finishing his undergraduate and law degrees in only four years and his doctorate in economics in merely two years. Any further academic aspirations were cut short by his involvement in the Overthrow of the oppressive Badinian Monarchy in 1978. He quickly rose through the ranks and contributed greatly to the founding Charter of the Klentian Republic in 1980. The man is a certified genius, and, at times, it is not certain who is indeed the real delegate, him or Stevens. His vast body of knowledge and wisdom have assisted the mission in countless ways. He first became a member of the delegation after having served as the Klentian representative to the G-20. He served as a temporary substitute for Stevens while he was indisposed. He formed many relationships with fellow delegates and with the entrance of the Willows administration, he was officially appointed to the post of Vice-Delegate in 2012.
Being a good Southern Klentian, he is a connoisseur of scotch and does not gulp it down wastefully as his superior does, instead he sips it with the respect it deserves. His region of birth also gave him an accent and personality that charms even the most aloof of people. He has been married to the love of his life, Matilda, for thirty-five years, having met during the Overthrow. He cites his wife as giving him the motivation to continue his work in diplomacy, but not in the way one might think; they compete with one another, as she is his equal intellectually and is the head of the influential think-tank Board on Foreign Affairs, "She's the smarter one," he once drunkenly admitted. His two sons also inspire him to perform admirably.
He is a firm believer in democracy (which is ironic as he is a favorite of foreign royals) and has a passion for diplomacy. His eloquence and calm demeanor have help resolved many diplomatic disputes and won over numerous foreign dignitaries. He feels that the WA should be the focal point of conflict resolution for all nations and despises any who corrupt and abuse their people. His beliefs rather firmly place him in the International Federalist camp, even if he won't openly admit it.
