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Bad Seed of Troy
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:21 pm

God who found him to far less interesting as a chair, so God turned him into Donald Trump's youngest son, Wolfgang Trump's best friend who was...
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Vulnier
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Postby Vulnier » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:58 pm

A real ass
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.

- Charles Dickens
Patience is a virtue
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Flowrisa
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Postby Flowrisa » Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:00 pm

Who wanted to Nuke everything, but couldn't, so
I am a part of the RIA!
I have an interest in the Byzantine Empire.
Flowrisa was founded on May 11th 1454 and declared its independence on May 29th 1453.
Long live the Byzantine Emperor, Ian van Gilze-Rijen!
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Flarbinia
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Postby Flarbinia » Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:09 pm

He was attacked by a biker gang dressed like Christmas elves who drove off when
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:29 pm

Flarbinia wrote:He was attacked by a biker gang dressed like Christmas elves who drove off when

Before Santa rided his sleigh on December 25
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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Icrum
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Postby Icrum » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:31 pm

To give Bernie Sanders the keys to...
Some kind of dessert involving ice cream, hard liquor, and a blow torch
Main wrote:A petition to redesign the flag incites violent riots that eventually destroy the entire nation.

-Ebola- wrote:I don't want to kill you all. I want primates, humans included, to stay around so my descendants will have the same variety of hosts to choose from as I do.

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Not being able to buy an AR most certainly is a travesty.
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:36 pm

Icrum wrote:To give Bernie Sanders the keys to...

Trump's new skyscraper in
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Slakonian
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Postby Slakonian » Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:24 am

Zimbabwe
Call me Slak!
Greek Army Reservist NCO
Our great anthem
Turmenista wrote:>USA/Obama drops bombs in Syria for over a year, nobody bats an eye or says a word.
>Russia/Putin drops bombs in Syria for a day and-
WE INTERRUPT THIS SHITPOST TO INFORM YOU THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN AND RUSSIA ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Glasgia wrote:
Kratu wrote:America will embargo Italian goods. :p

No pizza for you then!

Lord Tothe wrote:
The Emerald Dragon wrote:The 9,910th Monkey died of viagra overdose

Monkey #9909 was on the other end of the viagra overdose problem
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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:18 am

Slakonian wrote:Zimbabwe



which was really a short cut to
“Your perspective is always limited by how much you know. Expand your knowledge and you will transform your mind.”
Bruce H. Lipton
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:03 am

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Slakonian wrote:Zimbabwe



which was really a short cut to

Romulus from Star Trek
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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Troperia
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Postby Troperia » Tue Jul 12, 2016 7:43 am

who decided to quit his current job to become a
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Bad Seed of Troy
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:23 am

the best pizza delivery guy in the history of the world which is really important because
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Icrum
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Postby Icrum » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:25 am

Bad Seed of Troy wrote:the best pizza delivery guy in the history of the world which is really important because

Chinese delivery was killing the pizza industry because
Some kind of dessert involving ice cream, hard liquor, and a blow torch
Main wrote:A petition to redesign the flag incites violent riots that eventually destroy the entire nation.

-Ebola- wrote:I don't want to kill you all. I want primates, humans included, to stay around so my descendants will have the same variety of hosts to choose from as I do.

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Not being able to buy an AR most certainly is a travesty.
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New Jerzylvania
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Postby New Jerzylvania » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:41 am

they hacked into US Pizza delivery computers and changed all their customers addresses and phone numbers except the one for the Chinese embassy in DC. Obama retaliated by...
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Clinton/Kaine 2016

It is the solemn and patriotic duty of all true Americans to prevent the election of Donald J. Trump as the next President of the United States by use of the ballot box.
Even if it means you might have to be called for jury duty!
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Flarbinia
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Postby Flarbinia » Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:30 am

Sending a nuke to
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Icrum
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Postby Icrum » Tue Jul 12, 2016 10:49 am

The Chinese ISIS headquarters in Beijing, where it killed...
Some kind of dessert involving ice cream, hard liquor, and a blow torch
Main wrote:A petition to redesign the flag incites violent riots that eventually destroy the entire nation.

-Ebola- wrote:I don't want to kill you all. I want primates, humans included, to stay around so my descendants will have the same variety of hosts to choose from as I do.

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Not being able to buy an AR most certainly is a travesty.
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New Jerzylvania
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Postby New Jerzylvania » Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:51 pm

Icrum wrote:The Chinese ISIS headquarters in Beijing, where it killed...


the bad taste of the food they were microwaving but it caused first degree burns to their tongues bc they couldn't wait to eat it and finally the Chinese were left speechless.

This allowed Kim Jong Un to takeover Radio Free Europe Asia and launch a blistering tirade against tongue in cheek jokes about him and then he threatened to...
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Clinton/Kaine 2016

It is the solemn and patriotic duty of all true Americans to prevent the election of Donald J. Trump as the next President of the United States by use of the ballot box.
Even if it means you might have to be called for jury duty!
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Chiisa
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Postby Chiisa » Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:53 pm

Chop of the hair of all the major governmental figures in Asia if they didn't give him...
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Trumps Butler
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Postby Trumps Butler » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:41 pm

a good loyal butler llke Trump has and
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Flarbinia
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Postby Flarbinia » Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:54 pm

a monster truck with diamond rims and
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Bad Seed of Troy
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:25 pm

trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:35 pm

Bad Seed of Troy wrote:trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for

A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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New Jerzylvania
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Founded: Feb 17, 2015
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Postby New Jerzylvania » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:38 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
Bad Seed of Troy wrote:trashy but very hot eastern European woman who is half his age with no children and an affinity for

A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia



and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....
DEFCON 1

Clinton/Kaine 2016

It is the solemn and patriotic duty of all true Americans to prevent the election of Donald J. Trump as the next President of the United States by use of the ballot box.
Even if it means you might have to be called for jury duty!
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The Federation of Kendor
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:41 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:
The Federation of Kendor wrote:A Communist dictatorship like Yugoslavia



and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....

Everyone killed in Stalin's Gulag as well as the blood of the people that Viet Cong killed
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA
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New Jerzylvania
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Postby New Jerzylvania » Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:48 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:

and had memorabilia from Tito in a special room inside her house where there was an altar ...splattered with the blood of....

Everyone killed in Stalin's Gulag as well as the blood of the people that Viet Cong killed


but not the Khmer Rouge because the Dead Kennedy's song Holiday in Cambodia is her favorite tune of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

She also enjoys hearing the screams of...
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DEFCON 1

Clinton/Kaine 2016

It is the solemn and patriotic duty of all true Americans to prevent the election of Donald J. Trump as the next President of the United States by use of the ballot box.
Even if it means you might have to be called for jury duty!
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