The Great #NationStates Quotes Thread. Vol. II: The New Age

[Krytenia]

#nssport. The modcave's marginally less depraved cousin.

<Krytenia> We could rebrand the AOCL as the Champions League In The Oldest Region In Sports
<Audio> heh
<Krytenia> Might have an issue with the acronym, though
<Cos> I like it.
<Farf> Fine by me
<Audio> [01:32] <Krytenia> We could rebrand the AOCL as the Champions League In The Oldest Region In Sports <--- nobody could ever find the offices though
<Audio> you'd have to ask for directions and hope someone can point you in the right direction
<Audio> 'left a bit... down a bit...'
<Audio> 'no, darling, that's the sewage department'

[Zwangzug]

None of this is allowed in the dispatches, so here we go. Blasts from the past.

19:36 Karditan and even that's a pain because it keeps forgetting that my leagues are baseball leagues.
19:38 PIS haaa
19:38 PIS and the Red Sox win! 6-5 on penalties?
19:38 Zwangzug hahaha yes!
19:38 Karditan don't joke about that--Saug made that mistake in the first BCCC final 'cause he was drunk
19:38 PIS lol
19:39 Karditan but my team won, so whatever
19:39 Val|WI Baseball... *yawns*
19:39 Karditan I noticed that like four editions later because one of the games was identified with (AET 1-0) instead of (F/11)
19:39 Karditan and ever since then I've wanted to institute a rule where any baseball game that goes beyond 12 innings is decided by a soccer match
19:40 PIS lol
19:40 PIS fantastic rule
19:40 Zwangzug ahaha that is a great paln
19:40 *** Karditan is now known as Kard_AFK
19:43 FSSO oh wow thats genius
19:44 FSSO what next, drawn test matches decided by penalty shoot outs?
19:44 Audio in the Audioslavian league, a sack race is held on consecutive sundays until a winner is found
19:44 FSSO "and alistair cook steps up...TOP CORNER!"
19:44 Audio We should do away with penalty shoot-outs and replace them with a re-spotted black on a snooker table
19:45 Audio or a chess match
19:46 FSSO i'd like to see steven gerrard eyeing up the black with a pint in one hand and a cue in the other while wearing his kit
19:46 FSSO in the centre circle
19:46 Zwangzug I'm belinda littlewood, and I approve this message
19:46 FSSO with a dead silent wembley
19:46 Val|WI A duel with swords is a more effective and fun tiebreaker
19:46 PIS Ker-Plunk.
19:46 FSSO jenga? jenga/
19:46 FSSO .*
19:46 PIS In the even of a tie on GD and H2H AND points, we go with Mouse Trap.
19:46 Audio Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea. John Terry versus Luis Suarez is a fight to the death would be great. Who would win? Everyone!
19:47 PIS \o/
19:47 Audio Shinty
19:47 Audio All drawn matches are decided by a game of shinty
19:48 FSSO are drawn SPL games decided by a shiv duel
19:48 FSSO or a bar fight
19:48 Audio they already are
19:48 Kard_AFK but no one wins in a bar fight
19:48 *** Kard_AFK is now known as Karditan
19:48 Audio I dunno, Kard, I once did quite well in a bar fight
19:48 Audio Until I walked into it
19:48 Val|WI Or a food fight in a canteen
19:49 FSSO egh
19:49 FSSO why must a german victory at wembley be inevitable
19:49 FSSO bloody dortmund
19:49 Audio premiership footballers throwing cavier and fois gras at each other. That'd be apt.
19:49 Val|WI Because Germany is so fashionable
19:49 Audio <FSSO> why must a german victory at wembley be inevitable <--- because one of the teams is German
19:49 PIS just 'yo mama' jokes
19:49 PIS until someone can't come up with a comeback
19:49 FSSO on fighting talk a few weeks ago they were playing the Defend the Indefensible round
19:49 Karditan that's a show on MTV, PIS
19:50 FSSO where you have 30 seconds to defend an outrageous statement
19:50 Karditan I once spent an entire mother's day watching it
19:50 PIS ooh
19:50 PIS ooh
19:50 PIS CRIBS
19:50 FSSO so for example "luis suarez bite was a perfectly legitimate tactic"
19:50 PIS whoever has the best crib wins
19:50 FSSO and henning vehn the german comedian was on
19:50 FSSO and colin murray gave him this:
19:50 FSSO "the fact that the champions league final is an all german affair proves that the rise of a fourth reich is upon us"
19:50 PIS "She came, she sang, and she rose up on a platform with wind blowing through her hair, smiling like a superstar who was convinced no-one would dare give her nul points. It made little difference to established voting patterns. Maybe next year we should send a pop singer not as close to retirement age. Or tanks."
19:51 PIS holy crap the telegraph made me laugh
19:51 Audio Big Brother. All 22 players go into the Big Brother house and the last one eliminated wins. Extends the time of the deciding phase from the time it takes to do ten penalty kicks to... three months, which might be disadvantageous in major tournaments, but it would be fair and just.
19:51 FSSO we should of sent tanks this year
19:51 FSSO what are the swedish going to do about it, attack it with tolerance?
19:51 Audio I didn't see UK's entrant anywhere near a tank?
19:51 FSSO take out its treads with love and peace?
19:52 FSSO tbh italy was by far the best act
19:52 Audio pfft
19:52 FSSO he was actually a good singer
19:52 FSSO ukrainian was the fittest
19:52 FSSO (she was hoooot)
19:52 Audio It isn't a singing contest, though, it was a song contest
19:52 Audio GREECE
19:52 Audio and GREECE had the best song
19:52 FSSO greeks had the best lyrics/song
19:52 Audio I liked Netherlands one, and Norway
19:52 PIS the important thing was
19:52 Karditan Greece can sing and cook
19:52 FSSO oh you ninjaed me
19:52 Karditan that's about it
19:52 PIS the interval act
19:52 PIS it
19:52 PIS was
19:52 PIS magnificent
19:53 FSSO the interval act was amazing
19:53 Audio twas
19:53 FSSO romania was the most fucked up
19:53 FSSO azerbaijan was the least european
19:53 Karditan does that surprise you?
19:53 Audio Israel was least european
19:53 Karditan it's Azerbaijan
19:53 FSSO and finland had the best stage performance
19:53 PIS romania was GLORIOUS
19:53 FSSO because hot girls making out? fuck yeah
19:53 Audio Iceland's entrant was sexier than Ukraine's
19:53 PIS i wanted greece to win
19:53 PIS just to see what eurovision in a lidl car park would look like
19:54 FSSO what? nahhhhhhhhh
19:54 FSSO ukraine was fit
19:54 Audio Iceland's entrant was beautiful
19:54 Audio long blonde hair
19:54 Audio big blonde beard
19:54 Audio tall, handsome
19:54 Audio I fell in love with him
19:54 PIS get a room
19:54 FSSO ohhhh
19:54 Audio I didn't crack one out to him though, of course
19:54 FSSO yes he was magnificent
19:55 Audio I would have pounded Ukraine's entrant into a fine paste, though
19:55 FSSO seriously look at the ukrainian
19:55 FSSO no mutations either, bloody pripyat
19:55 Karditan her hair bothers me
19:56 FSSO YOU BOTHER ME
19:56 PIS ooooh
19:56 PIS see
19:56 PIS in my league
19:56 PIS fsso just won the tiebreak
19:56 Karditan there's a difference between not having a comeback
19:56 Karditan and not giving a ridiculous comment validity by responding
19:57 PIS then you lose
19:57 FSSO it wasn't a comeback
19:57 Karditan I did, in fact, lose The Game
19:57 FSSO you were insulting my new favourite woman i will never meet
19:57 FSSO end your slander
19:57 Audio you have never met her
19:57 Audio and will never
19:57 Audio unless you stalk her
19:57 Audio which is something you should do
19:57 FSSO that's a good idea
19:58 FSSO time for....
19:58 FSSO ....A MONTAGE
19:58 Audio by the way have you done the horizontal charlestone with that flirty ladyfriend of yours yet?
19:58 FSSO heh, no
19:58 FSSO there's genuinely nothing like that in it
19:58 Audio yes there is
19:58 FSSO which she stated to a friend of ours in no uncertain terms
19:58 Karditan http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_boogie_armies <--- why is this a thing
19:58 PIS okay
19:58 PIS now she won the league
19:58 FSSO (and mildly insulted me in doing so which annoyed me very much >:|)
19:58 FSSO in fact that luckd
19:58 Audio was this before or after you had a water fight?
19:59 FSSO sucked*
19:59 PIS ^
19:59 PIS we have a new league champion

20:40 PIS could you really not think of a better name for the thread than that?
20:40 PIS that sounds like the wost reality tv show ever
20:40 PIS :p
20:40 Civ a better name?! that one is so creative
20:40 Civ i will not let you hate on one of my rare sparks of creativity
20:41 Val|WI <PIS> that sounds like the wost reality tv show ever <--- Please don't give ideas to Valladar reality show producers
20:41 PIS nah i'm gunna
20:42 PIS "GENOCISLAND: Like Survivor, but racist."
20:42 Zwangzug lol
20:42 Val|WI Next year on TV4: "GENOCISLAND, the Revenge of the Racists"
20:42 CDP i kinda like genocisland, but i have a real soft spot for portmanteau
20:42 PIS "GENOCISLAND 2: Shallow waters, shallow graves..."
20:42 Zwangzug lol wat
20:43 Karditan This is worse than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer
20:43 FSSO GENOCISLAND 3: Black lagoons...open wounds
20:43 PIS apparently that's quite a clever film
20:43 *** FSSO quit (Quit: bed)
20:43 Civ "GENOCISLAND: CYGNING: Fish your way to survival"
20:43 PIS i plan to watch it
20:43 Saugeais no, no. Genocisland 2: Electric Boogaloo
20:43 CDP i have to read the whole thread
20:43 ESF|around protip, dont swallow an ice cube whole
20:43 Civ "GENOCISLAND: BLEAK ROCK: Learn to trade collateral debt obligations..."
20:43 CDP hahaha
20:43 PIS lol
20:44 Oli protif: don't listen to Ice Cube
20:44 Oli protip*
20:44 CDP GENOCISLAND: PBI: A one episode special
20:44 Karditan Kill as many corgies as you can within three hours?
20:44 Val|WI GENOCISLAND: Valladares Islands: Rough and killer
20:44 Civ GENOCISLAND: TAESHAN: Sruvial of hte fitestt..."
20:45 Zwangzug lol
20:45 PIS GENOCISLAND: POLAR EDITION - "wait, which island?" "I can't see, there's a blizzard on." "I'm lost." "shit."
20:45 CDP GENOCISLAND: PALMOUTH: Delaclava, Help Me!
20:46 PIS hahaha
20:46 Civ GENOCISLAND: KARDITAN: "Weee a pony! And a crematorium..."
20:46 Val|WI LOL
20:46 CDP GENOCISLAND: KARDITAN: Glue here! Get your glue!
20:46 Saugeais XD
20:46 Val|WI GENOCISLAND: KARDITAN: "Oh, look...It's a donkey! Kill him!"
20:46 Karditan Silly NSsporters, Krastos the Gluemaker lives in Ibex
20:46 PIS GENOCISLAND: VANTELIRA enter to the murder :!!:::)!))!:):):)!):)
20:46 Civ lol
20:46 Zwangzug ahahahaha
20:47 Civ GENOCISLAND: AELS: "Back in Singapore, conditions were a lot rougher than this..."
20:47 Val|WI GENOCISLAND: CAMWOOD: Poor me, I don't wanna be killed!!!
20:47 CDP GENOCISLAND: SARZONIA: Hmph.
20:47 Civ hahaha
20:48 Val|WI GENOCISLAND: CAFUNDÉU: Pay your taxes or die
20:48 Civ GENOCISLAND: COMMERCE HEIGHTS: "One day I /will/ come up with a killing scorinator"
20:48 PIS it is now starting to sound more like a low-budget CSI knockoff
20:48 Oli GENOCISLAND: VALLADARES: We have no island, honest
20:48 Civ implying CSI knockoffs are not low-budget anyway
20:49 CDP GENOCISLAND: VIRABIA: So long as the trees aren't harmed, knock yourself out!
20:49 Civ let's be honest, Miami is too calm to require a CSI
20:49 Val|WI GENOCISLAND: SEPTENTRIONIA: We don't have kumquats and have to depend on others to get them
20:49 Saugeais GENOCISLAND: SNORTHLAND: More British than you
20:49 CDP GENOCISLAND: SORTHERN NORTHLAND: Fuckin' AGAIN?
20:49 Zwangzug lol too soon
20:49 Saugeais
20:49 Zwangzug
20:49 Val|WI And the Genocisland edition for Valladares Islands was already announced
20:49 Civ GENOCISLAND: VIRABIA: "This is our biggest empire since... the Virabi Empire pre-Reset #7!"
20:50 CDP haha
20:50 PIS GENOCISLAND: VICTORWICK
20:50 PIS *the last remaining native Victorian lies dead in a shallow grave at the edge of the beach*
20:51 PIS *a euran investigator walks up*
20:51 PIS "Well, looks like he finally..."
20:51 PIS (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
20:51 PIS "...lost the race"
20:51 PIS http://yeahbutton.com/
20:51 CDP haha
20:52 ESF|around Vanorian: Silly mortals.
20:52 Civ GENOCISLAND: TERNS: "Our team is a bunch of astrophysicists, and we're not even from Estresse Intenso"

18:49 Astograth Haven't RPed in ages and need a CR miracle, here we go
18:50 Farf And thank God you haven't
18:50 Astograth HA
18:50 Astograth It stings
18:50 Farf Our qualifying group would've ended ina whole other way
18:51 *** Aels joined #nssport
18:51 +++ ChanServ has given voice to Aels
18:51 Farf Why do I sometimes come up with expressins that don't exist?
18:55 Audio Dunno, Farf, but it really tangles my pianostrings when you do it
18:55 *** Aels quit (Client Quit)
18:56 Astograth Don't get your rigging in a twist
18:57 FSSO don't rub your cock against a school bus window
18:57 FSSO ...did i do it right
18:57 Audio Depends, FSSO, how cold was the window?
18:57 FSSO freezing
18:58 Astograth Fogged up?
18:58 FSSO don't you mean 'fucked up'
18:58 Astograth Badum-tish

16:25 Astograth 2 years since these qualifiers started...
16:26 PIS they go on forever
16:27 Astograth 18 matchdays
16:27 Astograth We don't have to qualify for the regional competition, on the other hand
16:28 Audio they should close sign-ups earlier
16:28 Zwangzug wasn't coming up with a good punch line. thank you.
16:28 Audio 'o no did u start alredy?' 'yes, Bolivia, now bugger off'
16:29 PIS hahaha
16:29 Audio 'Peru can into...' 'NO PERU CANNOT INTO'
16:29 PIS "please how can i enter to the competition *bowing*"
16:29 Astograth We turned down Suriname for that
16:29 PIS no, sorry, not *bowing*
16:29 PIS *bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing**bowing*
16:29 PIS because its never
16:29 PIS ever
16:29 PIS once
16:30 Audio Suriname switched regions right after signups opened, I think
16:30 Audio same with Guyana
16:30 Zwangzug has France been warned for puppetwank yet?
16:30 Zwangzug they're in so many time zones, I don't know when they sleep, they keep logging on and off
16:31 PIS haha
16:31 PIS i noticed that with russia, too
16:31 PIS well
16:31 Audio they've godmodded their size, though
16:31 Zwangzug idk, they've been around a while and have an excuse with their map
16:31 PIS more that they're always online for a long stretch
16:32 Audio I can never understand a fucking word Russia says. We should get a seperate board just for Savski Venacians if they're just going to talk all their foreign stuff
16:32 PIS tbf
16:32 Audio the rest of us can get on with our game
16:32 PIS didn't the UK have the same issues as france until they got that warning?
16:32 Astograth No, their time zones are always exact
16:33 Audio UK is a region, though
16:33 PIS now they're not puppets anymore but "family members"
16:33 Zwangzug I think some RL stuff came up and they let their puppets CTE
16:33 PIS i remain dubious.
16:33 FSSO the UK are a pain in the arse
16:33 Audio what does he want Falkland for anyway?
16:33 FSSO they keeping taking south africa's cricket characters and changing their nationality!
16:33 Audio The whole Argie/UK 'The Falklands Are Ours111!11!2!!one' is getting boring
16:33 PIS for RP reasons, supposedly
16:34 PIS agreed
16:34 Astograth I made this before RLStates WC: TITLE:
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16:34 PIS and that stupid war they're RPing with the US and Afghanistan.
16:34 PIS yawn
16:34 PIS no wonder hey got bored of the iraq one even quicker
16:34 Zwangzug as I am the UK <- still love it
16:34 Astograth It was a piss-take on Homelands our, so a bit old
16:35 FSSO at least they're sane
16:35 FSSO that syria guy keeps RPing a war with himself
16:35 FSSO is he like
16:35 FSSO a schizophrenic
16:35 FSSO or something
16:35 PIS i'll tell myt you said that
16:35 Audio I hear Egypt ret-conned again
16:35 Zwangzug does USA really understand how vacation mode works?
16:35 Audio heh
16:35 Astograth Wonderful, Zwang
16:36 PIS if this was a thread, we'd be closing it right now
16:36 Audio I don't think USA got the memo about Issues. They pile up even if you put vacation mode on
16:37 Audio he was complaining about just going over the same five issues over and over again, anyway
16:37 Zwangzug they don't, actually. but if you're RPing a war the other noobs start godmodding your troops, so, there's that
16:37 PIS belgium would know
16:38 Audio Beligum? Jesus fuck is he still around???
16:38 Audio I thought he CTE'd years ago
16:38 Sicoutimont Korea's the worst at that, FSSO. He created 2 separate nations just to go to war with himself.
16:38 PIS got too caught up with being the delegate he forgot about his domestic RPs
16:38 PIS one of them, audio
16:38 PIS i forget wh ooperates that account nowadays
16:38 PIS the french guy of the one that sounds like he has a cough
16:38 PIS or*
16:38 Audio 'of' is dutch for 'or', your arguent is valid
16:38 FSSO well Sicoutimont, he could be worse
16:39 Zwangzug wait, yeah, they need the founder's authority so they handed it off to someone else. basically, Wigu
16:39 FSSO do you remember that time germany had his edgy super nationalist phase?
16:39 FSSO seriously, he posted some fucked up shit
16:39 Sicoutimont True.....
16:39 FSSO no wonder the mods had to create the no genocide rules
16:39 Audio no, wait, the guy with the cough? Yeah I hear he created this 'language' based mainly on coughing, PIS.
16:39 Audio Calls it 'Phlegmish'
16:39 Astograth The West & East Germany thing was way too gimmicky
16:40 *** Bazalonia joined #nssport
16:40 +++ ChanServ has given op to Bazalonia
16:42 FSSO he totally godmodded the aftermath too, asto
16:43 Astograth America's part of it was neat
16:43 Sicoutimont How about that time Yugoslavia broke up and gave some of his puppets away, but then retconned it all and made a new nation called Yugoslavia, only to break that up as well?
16:43 Astograth Yugoslavia was total puppetwank
16:43 PIS ssome of those pre-titles are totally ridiculous too, Sicoutimont
16:47 Audio wait, are Serbia and Montenegro the same person?
16:55 PIS ask UN to fo a check

Update 4/25/18:

CDP in order to fuck with people's brains, baseball has a statistic called "saves" which is basically to reward doing a good job in this situation. it reflects very little and in actual fact those are not usually the highest leverage situations or the best places to use your best relief pitcher.
12:00 CDP baseball is full of good stuff like that
12:00 Zwangzug :(
12:00 Zwangzug "leverage" is nerd slang for "tense and important situations"
12:01 drawk 3:00 PM <CDP> in order to fuck with people's brains, baseball has a statistic
12:01 drawk this sentence applies for pretty much any statistic
12:01 drawk in baseball

[Reploid Productions]

In today's installment of Shenanigans in the Sekrit Lair^TM-
Discourse on the qualities of trolling, or "Mods throw silly insults at one another"

<Mall> I would have made a phenomenal General troll if I weren't inclined to follow the rules
<Mall> Thankfully I am inclined to follow them.
<nervun> The problem with General trolls nowadays is that we have people who actually believe the troll'ish positions so you really have to go over the top to get a stir.
<Mall> That's the thing though, trolling is a art. It's not about going over the top. That's what makes the real idiots so freaking annoying, they aren't even clever. I can at least chuckle at a clever troll as I DEAT them.
<Mall> They don't get leniency, obviously.
<nervun> I have to admit that. *sighs* I just wish we could attract people who can REALLY sling an insult instead of the usual F-bomb every other word and telling me that I'm gay.
<Mall> Yeah I know. Lack of creativity kills me.
<Audio> there are too many people calling people noun+fag and prefix+tard. Nobody is calling anyone a yam-stomached wazock-cannon
<Mall> Or imperialist jaywalking airgangster. Eluvatar.
<Audio> nobody is calling anyone a jellyfisted thunderbastard
<Audio> nobody is calling anyone a $3.99 iPod nano sheath
<nervun> Now that is just nasty...
<Audio> Now that is just hairy-eyebrowed cruelty-salt*
<Audio> okay that one was shit
<nervun> Have to agree, sorry.
<Mall> There is potential there though...
<Mall> "crusty-eyebrowed sweaty-nose"
<Mall> Not feeling it? Fair enough.
<Mall> I think "crusty-eyebrowed" is good, it just needs something else... "crusty-eyebrowed horse thief"
<nervun> Hrmmm...
<nervun> Crusty-mono-browed nose picker!
<Audio> crusty-eyebrowed perspiration robot
<@Reploid_Productions> "Weepy armpit stinkmonger"
<Mall> Bald-headed australian author!
<Mall> wait
<@Reploid_Productions> XD
<nervun> LOL
* nervun points at Mall, HE DID IT!
<Mall> as long as I hold very still he won't see me
<Mall> DAMN YOU NERV
<Audio> short-fingered horsebox dweller
* nervun runs away from the shark to class
<nervun> Hrmm, frying pan to the fire...
<@Katganistan> What, you egg! You fry of treachery!
<@Katganistan> Go with a classic, I say
<@Reploid_Productions> Malodorous, small-toed orifice!
<@Katganistan> ohhh
<@Katganistan>
<@Katganistan> beef-witted carbuncle!
<@Reploid_Productions> Week-old leftover pizza!
<@Katganistan> Oh that's just nasty
<@Katganistan> ;D
<@Reploid_Productions> Oh! Oh! For Kyru who isn't present:
<@Reploid_Productions> Forinicator of avocados!
<@Reploid_Productions> (This is so going to the quotes thread.)
<@Katganistan> thou pernicious besom!

[Reploid Productions]

In today's episode of Shenanigans from Modchat, the launching of a new ship, since Sedge/CG is, like, old news now. I present to you, the star-crossed lovers from opposing houses of Gameplay and Roleplay forever doomed to quarrel, the Romeo and Juli-... okay, wait, that metaphor broke somewhere.

* Kyrusia wonders off for those inferences just to hang.
<Mall> I'm assuming you wandered off. Not wondered off.
<Kyrusia> I am a talented individual, Mall.
<Kyrusia> I did both.
<Kyrusia> Obviously.
<Mall> I resolve all ambiguities against the drafter of the statement.
<Kyrusia> I would expect no less from a blood-sucking invertebrate lawyer.
<Kyrusia> XD
<Mall> Some day when you get murdered I'll represent your killer
<Kyrusia> I would expect no less from a grave-robbing degenerate raider.
<Kyrusia> Flip these two as applicable, obv.
<Kyrusia>
<Mall> >_>
<Kyrusia> <3
<Kyrusia> I secretly <3 you, Mall; I just have to keep up appearances for the sake of... Well, I dunno, but it's more fun.
<Mall> That's fair, for a RP'er you're almost tolerable.
<Kyrusia> Only almost.
<Mall> Yes, exactly.
* @Reploid_Productions ships it
<Kyrusia> Anything more and I'd begin to worry you had a soul.
<Kyrusia> Don't want that.
<Kyrusia> That'd force me to question the metaphysical cosmology I've orchestrated vis-a-vis NS communities.
<Kyrusia> And I *know* raiders have no soul.
<Kyrusia> They're worse than gingers, rly.
<Kyrusia> xP
<@Reploid_Productions> Mall/Kyru <3 <3 <3
<Mall> Don't worry, I have no soul. No doubt about that.
<Mall> I'm deciding whether to transition to beer #7
<Kyrusia> Well, I mean, let's be real here: I figured signing over your soul was, like, a pre-req Faustian bargain to get into law school anyway.
<Mall> That's true
<Mall> I've decided, after a lot of heartfelt deliberation, to transition to beer number 7.
<Kyrusia> So even if you did have one, now you don't, so, moot point.
<Mall> My spelling is still better than that of Trans.
<@Reploid_Productions> Setting the bar kinda low there
<Kyrusia> Tarns tyyps gode.
<Mall> Setting a low bar to meet is a lawyer specialty.
<Mall> Kyrusia is the RP version of me I think.
<Mall> and vice versa
<Kyrusia> Mall: I think I'm going to sig that.
<Mall> Do eeeeeeeeeet
<Kyrusia> x]
<Mall> You haven't done it, I'm watching your sig.
<Kyrusia> XD
<@Reploid_Productions> Dooo eeeeet
<Mall> ^^^
<Kyrusia> Refresh.
<@Reploid_Productions> XD
<Mall> Great, except that the link should go to the SC proposal Liberate Haven
<Mall> My op obv
<Kyrusia> XD!
<Mall> Always gotta figure out how to kick it up a notch

[Reploid Productions]

Some holiday-themed Mall/Kyru flirtation from the Sekrit Lair!

<Mall> Merry Christmas to those celebrating, happy holidays to those who aren't!
<Kyrusia>
<Mall> and fuck you Kyr </3
<Mall> jk
<Mall> but really
<Mall> jk
<Mall> but seriously
<Mall> jk
<Mall> (jk?)
<@Eluvatar> ...
<@Eluvatar> Happy Christmas back to you assholea and Riva
<Mall> D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
<Mall> First of all how dare you, you code monkey
* Mall flips the Eluturtle on his back
<Kyrusia> Fuq u Mall
<Mall> fok u rp'er nerd
<Mall> go write up fake stats for your nation
<Kyrusia> furkh u gpr dork
<Kyrusia> go bak 2 /b/
<Mall> not ur personal army, lurk moar
<Kyrusia> not ur prsonal army? wat is dis, /r9k/?
<Kyrusia> lurk /d/ less omg
<Mall> trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
<Mall> Bedtime for me, g'night all
<Kyrusia> Night, Mall. And merry X-Mas. xP
<Mall> merry x mas to your too
<Mall> rp scum