Title: Roses Are Due If Violet's For You
Validity: not valid if the internet has been banned, not valid if religion has been banned
Description: VioletistsOnly.com, a dating site for members of the Order of Violet to meet each other, recently discovered that most of its users were not actually practitioners of Violetism. In response, the owners of the site suspended the accounts of all those who were not Violetists. Bachelors and bachelorettes across @@NAME@@ have come to your office seeking a solution to their marital woes.
The Debate
[option]"This is discrimination!" protests @@RANDOMNAME@@, while standing outside your office window. "The owners of VioletistsOnly.com shouldn't be allowed to suspend our accounts just because we aren't of the same religion - even if that religion is part of the name. Isn't there something called freedom of religion? Make VioletistsOnly.com reinstate our accounts, even if the owners don't want to! This is for freedom and singles' rights! Plus, I'm kind of into those cultists, too."
[effect]@@NAME@@ is now called the matchmaking capital of @@REGION@@
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[option]"Dating heathens is sacrilege!" @@RANDOMNAME@@, Grand Poo-Bah of the Violetist Order, bellows during a religious service. "The great Violet demands purity! Cleanse yourself of all undesirable thoughts! Remove yourself from any association with those not of our faith! All religions must be segregated lest we risk the wrath of Violet. Only through this separation shall we be sparked from Her Dread Hand wiping us off the face of the map!"
[effect]@@CAPITAL@@ is divided into religious communities
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[option]"Umm," one of the many members of the IT Department stammers while adjusting his glasses, "why not just have the government make a dating site of its own? That way we can make sure the right people meet each other and even get married. We could even help foster relationships that would lead to genetically superior people. In time, we could wipe Bigtopia - errr, I mean astigmatism of the face of the planet!"
[effect]state-run dating sites experiment in genetic suggestion
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