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[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

I wasn't expecting to see you pop up so suddenly. You scarried me, Sanpai. I was very scarried and blooded lots.

That's how I roll though, I do what I want and scare people. Sorry not sorry. But wait why did you bleed

It's part of being very very scarried. Check out "The Day of all the Blood" on Creepypasta.

[Stadenwick]

The way i was imagining the Gang noir one would be with some Mechanics, if that would be acceptable.

Depends on the mechanics, like what?

The problem with the Targaryans is that they kept producing lunatics.

On that note I married Daenarys after defeating her invasion of the Iron Throne.

I had three generations of Targaryens since Aegon, I usually just try to kill my insane heir so I can get the Genius second prince

No, Ghondra, you did it wrong. You kill the genius so you can have the insane. Works everytime

[Ghondra]

Depends on the mechanics, like what?


I had three generations of Targaryens since Aegon, I usually just try to kill my insane heir so I can get the Genius second prince

No, Ghondra, you did it wrong. You kill the genius so you can have the insane. Works everytime

What? I can't hear you! I'm too far into Essos!

[The first Galactic Republic]

If you were any more inbred, you would be a sandwich.

I believe that it what you meant to say.

Nope, that family is sandwich already, the question is when the sandwiches gonna marry each other.

The way i was imagining the Gang noir one would be with some Mechanics, if that would be acceptable.

Alright, just gonna throw the obvious question. How is the police mechanic gonna work?

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

[Ghondra]

Nope, that family is sandwich already, the question is when the sandwiches gonna marry each other.


Alright, just gonna throw the obvious question. How is the police mechanic gonna work?

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

I think you just summed up the constitution of the State of Mississippi.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

Nope, that family is sandwich already, the question is when the sandwiches gonna marry each other.


Alright, just gonna throw the obvious question. How is the police mechanic gonna work?

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

What if it's literally Hitler though

[Stadenwick]

No, Ghondra, you did it wrong. You kill the genius so you can have the insane. Works everytime

What? I can't hear you! I'm too far into Essos!

Goddamit, don't run from your "enlightened" incest king!

Nope, that family is sandwich already, the question is when the sandwiches gonna marry each other.


Alright, just gonna throw the obvious question. How is the police mechanic gonna work?

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

Whoa that's too OP. Pls nerf white

[Benuty]

Apparently being the Azor Ahai means you can get away with owning massive amounts of slaves as well.

[Shadowwell]

Nope, that family is sandwich already, the question is when the sandwiches gonna marry each other.


Alright, just gonna throw the obvious question. How is the police mechanic gonna work?

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

[Sanabel]

That's how I roll though, I do what I want and scare people. Sorry not sorry. But wait why did you bleed

It's part of being very very scarried. Check out "The Day of all the Blood" on Creepypasta.

Well apparently, there was so much blood it filled an elevator.

[Stadenwick]

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

What if it's literally Hitler though

Hitler already have Hitler covered. Hitler shot Hitler after all.

[Stadenwick]

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

The hell is Latin kings?

[Sanabel]

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

The hell is Latin kings?

A gang.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

What if it's literally Hitler though

Hitler already have Hitler covered. Hitler shot Hitler after all.

"Hitler can't be that bad of a guy. He DID kill Hitler, after all."

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

[The first Galactic Republic]

Be as white as possible and they'll leave you alone. Easy.

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

Well I don't know about gangs but being as white and traditionally American as possible was something immigrants strived for back then. Your kids don't play baseball? You don't go to church on Sundays? Things like that could literally damage your employment opportunities.

[Shadowwell]

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

The hell is Latin kings?

Hispanic group established to combat unfairness against hispanic immigrants, now days it is one of the largest gangs in certain places.

[Benuty]

The hell is Latin kings?

A gang.

Which formed in 1954.

Kind of a paradox if you asked me.

[Sanabel]

Anyone here who uncovers my RP "Forgotten Quarantine" will get a smirk and +9 charisma points.

[Stadenwick]

The hell is Latin kings?

A gang.

I didn't expect Sherlock to come here so soon.

Hitler already have Hitler covered. Hitler shot Hitler after all.

"Hitler can't be that bad of a guy. He DID kill Hitler, after all."

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

But don't forget that he kill the guy who killed the guy who killed hitler

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

Anyone here who uncovers my RP "Forgotten Quarantine" will get a smirk and +9 charisma points.

Found it

[Benuty]

This is 1940's NYC do you know how many gangs there were american, heres a list:
5 Families (italian mafia)
Irish mob
Russian mob
Latin Kings
Triads
Yakuza (japanese mafia)
You getting my point, lol?

Well I don't know about gangs but being as white and traditionally American as possible was something immigrants strived for back then. Your kids don't play baseball? You don't go to church on Sundays? Things like that could literally damage your employment opportunities.

Lets not forget the worst of them all.

The Jewish mafia (seriously look it up).

[Stadenwick]

The hell is Latin kings?

Hispanic group established to combat unfairness against hispanic immigrants, now days it is one of the largest gangs in certain places.

So Vagos from GTA: SA? Those yellow bastard, should have killed themselves in that one train mission instead making me waste entire week doing it.

[The Ik Ka Ek Akai]

Well I don't know about gangs but being as white and traditionally American as possible was something immigrants strived for back then. Your kids don't play baseball? You don't go to church on Sundays? Things like that could literally damage your employment opportunities.

Lets not forget the worst of them all.

The Jewish mafia (seriously look it up).

The Purple Gang, based in Detroit, primarily acted as bootleggers. Their main violence was infighting, although they DID ally with Capone.

[Stadenwick]

Well I don't know about gangs but being as white and traditionally American as possible was something immigrants strived for back then. Your kids don't play baseball? You don't go to church on Sundays? Things like that could literally damage your employment opportunities.

Lets not forget the worst of them all.

The Jewish mafia (seriously look it up).

*Banks. There I fixed it.

[The first Galactic Republic]

Hispanic group established to combat unfairness against hispanic immigrants, now days it is one of the largest gangs in certain places.

So Vagos from GTA: SA? Those yellow bastard, should have killed themselves in that one train mission instead making me waste entire week doing it.

Or the Diablos in GTA III.