You are Doomed.

by **Dahon** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:12 am

San Marlindo wrote:
Dahon wrote:Cry.

Awwww, seriously? Try eating a cookie instead.

A cookie before the bottomless well that is death. Not filling, at all.

by **Ifreann** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:15 am

Ceterius wrote:Make a difference,
a number of corporate leaders would suffer some not so mysterious accidents.

No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.

by **San Marlindo** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:15 am

Asherahan wrote:Start a wharg.

What's a wharg?

by **Bahtar** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:18 am

Ifreann wrote:
Ceterius wrote:Make a difference,
a number of corporate leaders would suffer some not so mysterious accidents.

No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.

That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!

*thumbs up*

by **Ifreann** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:21 am

Bahtar wrote:
Ifreann wrote:No, you'd probably be arrested before you could arrange anything of the sort. Being fatally poisoned isn't going to turn you into some invincible soldier or magical ninja.

That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!

*thumbs up*

Sure.
*pat pat*

by **Asherahan** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:29 am

San Marlindo wrote:
Asherahan wrote:Start a wharg.

What's a wharg?

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/WAAAGH!

I meant to say WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

by **The East Marches** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:07 am

Asherahan wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
What's a wharg?
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/WAAAGH!

I meant to say WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Careful there Greenskin, you wouldn't want to face the full wrath of Imperial justice would you?

by **Yymea** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:12 am

I would mostly panic, try to do things I like, but realize that I am about to die, and panic again.

by **San Marlindo** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:22 am

Ifreann wrote:
Bahtar wrote:That's why buying a T-55 is such a better choice!

*thumbs up*

Sure.
*pat pat*

If we all patted each other more what a wonderful place this forum would be

by **Novaya Equestria** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:25 am

Be placed in a cryoprison/cryostasis/cryochamber until a cure is developed or the blowfish meat extracted via surgery.

by **Minoa** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:27 am

I've pretty much felt doomed 316 times, by my count. Now it seems it's nothing to me as long as I remain in the UK.

by **Krasny-Volny** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:22 am

Minoa wrote:I've pretty much felt doomed 316 times, by my count. Now it seems it's nothing to me as long as I remain in the UK.

Refugee?

by **Syrixia** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:24 am

I'd immediately set out and have as much "fun" as possible.

by **The Hobbesian Metaphysician** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:29 am

Spread heresy.

by **Bhut Jolok** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:40 am

Steal Donald Trump's toupe.

by **Gurori** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:51 am

Try to make an antidote.

But it doesn't work.

So I fly a plane into Kim Jong Un's house.

by **Utceforp** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:33 pm

San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.

Pull a herostratus and destroy something famous.

I would, of course, do it in such a way that nobody is harmed and no potential knowledge is rendered unattainable. But if I'm dying, I want to have affected the world, even if it's by removing something from it.

by **Pichtonia** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:45 pm

I'd write letters to everyone I hold dear and get drunk, or the other way around. Also I'd most likely figure out how to distribute my heritage.

by **Prolix Debate** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:52 pm

Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.

by **Conscentia** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 12:55 pm

Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.

You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.

by **Prolix Debate** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:20 pm

Conscentia wrote:
Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.

You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.

Not where I live.

by **Krasny-Volny** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:22 pm

Conscentia wrote:
Prolix Debate wrote:Instead of devolving into a hedonistic and debauchery-committing husk of a human being, I would spend the last of my time exploring the breadth of the Earth.

You're unlikely to get much exploring done in just 24 hours.

Not unless he's going to try to fly in a plane. I mean, you could theoretically see a lot if you flew! ✈️

by **Gurori** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:13 pm

I would break as many rules on NS as possible. Its not like I'd be alive to witness the punishments.

by **Krasny-Volny** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:09 pm

Gurori wrote:I would break as many rules on NS as possible. Its not like I'd be alive to witness the punishments.

Post the reason why first so people can appreciate the irony.

by **Sylven** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:35 pm

I have no idea what I would do. :/ Probably just... yeah, sleep.

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