A short video montage of Ekoz and Carnise is played as the "STE" logo fades. The busy city street is filled with people going about their daily lives. Cars, buses and the Kårnismetro are visible. The camera pans around the city in a fast-forward fashion until it the camera pans onto a female construction worker being interviewed.
The camera pans back around to the city and scales up a high-rise building until it enters a females office, of which she is also being interviewed by an unseen and unheard interviewer.
The camera pans around the high-rise building and continues it's journey around the city. It flies over the skyline in a drone-like style until it enters a busy hospital in central Carnise, filled with patients, nurses and doctors. The camera pans onto a young male doctor who is treating a patient. He stops and looks at the camera as he too is 'interviewed'.
The camera then leaves the hospital, by this time it is evening and it continues to pan over the city skyline. It speeds up and continues around the city until the Kårnisarena is visible. The huge roar of the Ekozian crowd can be heard and flashing lights can be seen coming off of the arena's roof beaming into the nights sky.
The camera then cuts to the stage, where the huge crowd can be seen, waving their flags in excitement. On stage, giant light-bulbed letters spelling "VELKØM" are visible, sparkling. The music starts and the lights come up.
Lady Andårsse, a popular television personality drag-queen stands centre stage in a glittery dress of the Ekozian flag. She is in six in heels and starts directly into the camera. She is stood on a circular podium and is surrounded by men six men in heels and leotards. The backing dancers begin their choreography, miming the lyrics to "welcome to Ekoz".
Welcome to Ekoz
Welcome to Ekoz
A country like no other, Ekoz has it all
A kingdom with a leader who's a proud bisexual,
A country based on equality and freedom for all
Our gender isn’t noted until the grand old age of ten.
Women can be men,
And our guys look good in heels,
Befriend us for our vodka, there’s some fantastic deals!
Lady Andårsse raises both her arms and begins the chorus. As the second chorus begins and the beat kicks in, a huge explosion of gold, red and blue confetti falls from the stage and onto the audience. Lady Andårsse walks off the podium and is carried by the six leotarded men.
So Welcome to Ekoz,
Please enjoy your stay,
A country full of rainbows 'cos everyone is gay
We strive to be successful, but there's something we can't do.
We can't win WorldVision!
So Welcome to Ekoz,
Our country welcomes you,
Second best is OK, we'll still be proud of you,
A land of 'that'll do-ers', will never take it home.
We can't win WorldVision.
By the end of the chorus, she walks to the left of the stage where she poses to the "media and paparazzi". She then begins to sing. She sings about the ladies being builders, female dancers dressed in construction outfits are visible at the back of the stage with machinery and tools 'working' and male dancers are seen looking after childen and cleaning.
In Ekoz there's no limits, nothing you cannot do
Ladies are our builders while the men clean up the house,
Progression is our virtue, we all live as the same,
While all of this is perfect, one thing still remains...
Lady Andårsse walks back to the centre of the stage, where she starts the chorus and choregraphy. She is joined by a huge array of backing dancers representing modern day Ekozians. Dancers in doctors uniforms, bin-men uniforms, office workers, life guard uniforms are all visible. They along with Lady, start the choregraphy. During the dance break, Lady Andårsse walks to the back of the stage and the backing dancers complete choreography. The camera pans around the stadium.
So Welcome to Ekoz, the eco-friendly queens
Proud and keen recyclers; we keep our country clean.
We strive to be resourceful, but there's something we can't do.
We can't win WorldVision!
After the dance break, the chorus comes together in a circle in the centre of the stage. A giant 'WorldVision trophy' is wheeled onto the stage while the camera pans around to the audience. The camera pans centre stage to reveal Lady Andårsse sat atop of the trophy. The backing dancers and Lady are clapping to the music and encouraging the audience to clap. On the final "We can't win WorldVision", Lady Andårsse stands ontop of the giant trophy.
So Welcome to Ekoz,
Land of rainbow colours
But there's one thing missing
WE CAN'T WIN WORLDVISION
As the beat hits, the throphy is then raised above the stage with Lady Andårsse still stood on it. A huge golden pyrotechnic shower falls at the back of the stage and the giant letters are also raised. Confetti is released again. On the final line, a huge pyrotechnic explosion is released. The crowd roar with excitement.
So Welcome to Ekoz, we hope that you have fun,
In the country that’s always below number one,
Atop of the rankings, is where we've never been
We can't win WorldVision!
So Welcome to Ekoz, land of Hørresfjord*
To host this silly contest that no one can afford
But we will not be bitter, it's never going to be.
We can’t win WorldVision
We can’t win WorldVision
WE CAN’T WIN WORLDVISION!
*Hørresfjord: a giant geothermal lagoon in Northern Ekoz, similiar to that of the ones in Iceland.