Mr. Money PotatoCo.

[-Mr Money-]

Are you looking for the most delicious, beautiful looking, fresh organic Potatoes on the whole of NationStates? Do you wish that someone would one day, just one day, deliver freshly grown Potatoes straight to your door?

Well ladies and gentlemen, your in luck, because -Mr Money- loves Potatoes! Introducing...

Mr. Money PotatoCo.

We offer only the best quality Potatoes money can buy! Just look at the many Potatoes we have on offer here at PotatoCo.



We have golden spuds, sweet potatoes, potatoes in sacks, potatoes with dirt still on them, the list of Potato types we offer is almost endless.

As a Potato growing and distribution Company, it is our special privilege to have gained the recent endorsement of Potato fanatic, Potato champion, World Assembly Secretary General contender, World Assembly Delegate of Spiritus and good friend of mine, The Salaxalans. With his help, we can promote the deliciousness of Starchy Tubers and teach everyone to love and appreciate a food stuff that most people take for granted.

The Salaxalans says,

"Hi potato people! Mr. Money PotatoCo. is the best way for you all to get your potatoes short of hand delivery from me! Make sure you get lots of potatoes!"

To aid the good cause of The Salaxalans to help the Potato industry, Mr. Money PotatoCo. will contribute 60% of total profits to Spiritus.

So what are you waiting for? Enjoy your Potatoes at Mr. Money potatoCo. today! Order down below.

Individual Potato Tubers = 60p (85¢)
Packs of 6 = £3.60 ($5.09)
Packs of 12 = £7.20 ($10.19)
Sacks of 30 = £18.00 ($25.47)
Sacks of 60 = £36.00 ($50.95)
Sacks of 100 = £60.00 ($84.91)
Crates of 1,000 = £600.00 ($849.10)
Skips of 5,000 = £3,000.00 ($4,245.50)

Each Tuber weighs 13.25 oz.

We are trading in British Billions (1 Billion = 1,000,000,000,000)

*Note: Mr. Money PotatoCo. is a subsidiary of Mr. Money Meals on Wheels, a division of Mr. Money International Corp.

[Hostenia]

The Humanocentrist Empire of Hostenia will be ordering 1.8 billion tons of potatoes for feeding the citizenry.

[-Mr Money-]

Done!

If it's British Billion, that will be £287,517,600,000,000,000.00, or $406,885,640,292,655,900.00
If it's American Billion, then I'll take £287,517,600,000,000.00, or $406,885,640,292,656.00

[Populusque Senatus Romanus]

To whom it may concern in PotatoCo.,

The People and Senate of Rome (henceforth referred too as the Roman Empire) have recently come across a land full of potato farms. The Ministry of Agriculture and Industry have declared that these potato farms are free to be bought by any foreign country, or Roman citizen.
Thusly, the Roman Empire would like to offer PotatoCo 4,410,000 acres of this potato farmland in return for 5% of the profits that these farms generate.
Open to negotiation.

Regards,
Ministry of Foreign Affairs,
Rome

[-Mr Money-]

I will negotiate, but this is a store front and any business related queries will be done by Telegram if you don't mind.

[Hostenia]

We will provide the money immediately. Thank you for selling to us.

[-Mr Money-]

We will be trading in British Billions if that's alright.

[South Shellfort]

We, the sovereign and capitalist nation of South Shellfort will be ordering a total of 1.4 billions tons of your potatoes to feed our military. You, Mr.Money PotatoCo. can calculate the final price.

We're going to pay the necessary amount sir, don't worry.

[-Mr Money-]

Yes,

That'll be £223,624,800,000,000,000, or $315,760,579,489,134,000

[Australian rePublic]

We shall allow you to import provided you obide by our incredibly strict quarantine laws

[The Imperium Empires]

We shall order 1 trillion potatoes

[-Mr Money-]

A very hungry customer!

After a lot of mathematical formulae writing and sharpening many pencils, I can tell you that it will cost £600,000,000,000,000,000, or $843,585,237,258,348,000.