Are you looking for the most delicious, beautiful looking, fresh organic Potatoes on the whole of NationStates? Do you wish that someone would one day, just one day, deliver freshly grown Potatoes straight to your door?
Well ladies and gentlemen, your in luck, because -Mr Money- loves Potatoes! Introducing...
Mr. Money PotatoCo.
We offer only the best quality Potatoes money can buy! Just look at the many Potatoes we have on offer here at PotatoCo.
We have golden spuds, sweet potatoes, potatoes in sacks, potatoes with dirt still on them, the list of Potato types we offer is almost endless.
As a Potato growing and distribution Company, it is our special privilege to have gained the recent endorsement of Potato fanatic, Potato champion, World Assembly Secretary General contender, World Assembly Delegate of Spiritus and good friend of mine, The Salaxalans. With his help, we can promote the deliciousness of Starchy Tubers and teach everyone to love and appreciate a food stuff that most people take for granted.
The Salaxalans says,
"Hi potato people! Mr. Money PotatoCo. is the best way for you all to get your potatoes short of hand delivery from me! Make sure you get lots of potatoes!"
To aid the good cause of The Salaxalans to help the Potato industry, Mr. Money PotatoCo. will contribute 60% of total profits to Spiritus.
So what are you waiting for? Enjoy your Potatoes at Mr. Money potatoCo. today! Order down below.
Individual Potato Tubers = 60p (85¢)
Packs of 6 = £3.60 ($5.09)
Packs of 12 = £7.20 ($10.19)
Sacks of 30 = £18.00 ($25.47)
Sacks of 60 = £36.00 ($50.95)
Sacks of 100 = £60.00 ($84.91)
Crates of 1,000 = £600.00 ($849.10)
Skips of 5,000 = £3,000.00 ($4,245.50)
Each Tuber weighs 13.25 oz.
We are trading in British Billions (1 Billion = 1,000,000,000,000)
*Note: Mr. Money PotatoCo. is a subsidiary of Mr. Money Meals on Wheels, a division of Mr. Money International Corp.