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Communtopian Women for sale

Postby Communtopia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:41 am

We, the Republic of Communtopia, in an effort to bolster our economy, hereby offer to sell the beautiful and glorious women of Communtopia for 1,000,000,000,000 Communtopian Ruble (1 USD) a head to any head of state seeking a wife or mistress. Below is a selection of the finest women our Grand nation have to offer:

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From Left to Right- Edna (21), Regina (20), Ivanya (25), and Karina (31)
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Postby Ostronopolis » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:43 am

First of all, it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And second, this goes in Global Economics and Trade, so mods please move this.
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Postby Seculartopia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:46 am

Global Economics and Trade? This is just sickening :palm:

( :p )

Plus i have a hard time believing their age is in the range of 20 years. :eyebrow:
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Postby The Requiem of Shadow » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:49 am

I'm sorry, but here in the RoS... we don't like pimps...
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Postby Communtopia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:51 am

Seculartopia wrote:Global Economics and Trade? This is just sickening :palm:

( :p )

Plus i have a hard time believing their age is in the range of 20 years. :eyebrow:


Are you implying something about the honesty of our government or the beauty of the Communtopian female population?
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Postby Alancar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:54 am

Ostronopolis wrote:First of all, it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is being a little rude. These are obviously fine ripen women that have been rugged by hard work. They are without a doubt fine citizens and I'm appalled the the Republic of Communtopia would just sell them like this
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Postby Kroando » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:54 am

How are they on plow?
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Postby Seculartopia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:56 am

Communtopia wrote:
Seculartopia wrote:Global Economics and Trade? This is just sickening :palm:

( :p )

Plus i have a hard time believing their age is in the range of 20 years. :eyebrow:


Are you implying something about the honesty of our government or the beauty of the Communtopian female population?


I dont doubt their beauty, no.
But i do doubt to an extent your honesty.
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Postby Jenrak » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:58 am

Is the average elevation of your nation 10,000 feet?
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Postby The Godly Nations » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:01 am

Our oxen look much more better than your women.
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Postby Communtopia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:26 am

Kroando wrote:How are they on plow?


Of course, they are excellent.
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Postby Ostronopolis » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:28 am

Alancar wrote:
Ostronopolis wrote:First of all, it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that is being a little rude. These are obviously fine ripen women that have been rugged by hard work. They are without a doubt fine citizens and I'm appalled the the Republic of Communtopia would just sell them like this


But it did burn badly perhaps we could send a nuke to put everyone out of their misery? lol jk
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Postby Louis Van Boxel Woolf » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:29 am

First of all we are totally against pimping, second who the hell is gonna buy those er, well there certainly not woman...
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Postby La Habana » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:35 am

The Übermensch Nation of La Habana finds it sickening that Communtopia would consider selling these poor and innocent creatures. We shall buy them, on the condition that they be allowed to roam free within a zoo pen of La Habana's choosing.
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Postby Rhods » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:41 am

"When i buy my first wife, she cook good, she strong on plow her - - - - work well, but i 3 years when she was 15 she recieve hairs on her chest her voice get deep "borat...borat" (in deep voice) and her - - - - hang like sleve of wizard, how can i be sure this no happen here?" -Borat Sagadeev
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Postby Turkish Federation » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:42 am

We strongly condemn the fake communist nation of Communtopia for its actions favoring slavery.
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Postby Sveltz » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:42 am

The UK condemns this action as moraly sickening. The selling of a nation's women ought to be outlawed and banned forever for the descency of humanity.

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Postby Rhods » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:43 am

oh we THe United Socialist States of Rhods also condem commutopia fr selling ts workers...but forced immigraton after recieving pay...
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Postby The Godly Nations » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:54 am

We, the Commonwealth of Godly Nations, do not condemn the nation of Communtopia for selling its women (for it is approved of in the Holy Bible), but we do condemn it for selling such disgusting and horrible women.
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Postby Turkish Federation » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:36 pm

1 NSD = 1 trillion ruble?
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Postby The Aaronian Empire » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:37 pm

These "women" have been freed and released in to their natural swampland habitats.
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Postby Sanctus-Terra » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:38 pm

Your women make corpses look good.
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Postby North Saibot » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 pm

5 million dollars for younger looking ones. If you stay with the same ones we will be forced to pay only 20 and feed them to polar bears.

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Postby Rhodmhire » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:39 pm

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