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Frank Zipper
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Postby Frank Zipper » Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:07 am

In the demand for green lights thread.

Galloism wrote:I'm sure having a bunch of drivers operating a bidding app while driving will have no adverse effects whatsoever.
Put this in your signature if you are easily led.

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The Alexanderians
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Postby The Alexanderians » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:14 am

Michigan bans gay sex
Quokkastan wrote:
Valystria wrote:Why can't they?

There is a staggering amount of video evidence proving your claim is demonstrably untrue.

"Honestly mods, I only linked to "Gay Anal Sluts VI" out of a sense of academic responsibility."
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:04 pm

>>talk about a speeding legislator potentially slamming into a tree while rushing to try and save the Oregon Militia occupiers

Ratateague wrote:"It has branches! Just like the federal government! COINCIDENCE?!?"
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Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:06 pm

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:>>talk about a speeding legislator potentially slamming into a tree while rushing to try and save the Oregon Militia occupiers

Ratateague wrote:"It has branches! Just like the federal government! COINCIDENCE?!?"


Dammit, you beat me to it.
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:08 pm

Context:
Giovenith wrote:"BRAVEHEART DIDN'T BACK DOWN EVEN WHEN THEY TORTURED HIM!"

My goodness.

Wallenburg wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our snacks!"

"FOR SNAX!!! CHAAAARGE!!!"


Farnhamia wrote:
Wallenburg wrote:"FOR SNAX!!! CHAAAARGE!!!"

Allahu Snackbar!!
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Doughertania
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Doughertania » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:41 pm

On the topic of chloroform defibrillators.

Saleon wrote:
Doughertania wrote:It traps you in loop of death by inhaling too much, then rebirth as you're shocked back to life.

On the downside, you're constantly electicuted or choking on fumes. On the upside, you're a phoenix!
We were trying to "save" peoples lives by constantly forcing them to experience death and rebirth. Rapidly speeding up the evolutionary process until they became immortal super-beings far beyond our human comprehension. Instead, they just seemed to scream in pain...
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:47 pm

On the Oregon Standoff:

Fartsniffage wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:Can anyone explain to me how was this whole 41 day debacle an act of love?!


How could it not be with all that lube?
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Soldati Senza Confini
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:50 pm

On the Christian Discussion Thread, after Constantinopolis returned from his self-imposed non-posting behavior until March and correcting people on Christian tradition:

Constantinopolis wrote:
Salus Maior wrote:Sorry to do this to you, Const :P

Image

No, no, don't be sorry, that's pretty much exactly what happened. :p

And now that the wrongness has been corrected and no one is wrong on the internet any more, it's time for me to depart once again from NSG (for real this time) until late March.

*murmurs* I must not read NSG. NSG is the time-killer. NSG is the little argument that brings total sleepless nights. I will face my urge to read NSG. I will permit it to pass over me and through me...
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Idzequitch
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Idzequitch » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:34 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:On the Christian Discussion Thread, after Constantinopolis returned from his self-imposed non-posting behavior until March and correcting people on Christian tradition:

Constantinopolis wrote:No, no, don't be sorry, that's pretty much exactly what happened. :p

And now that the wrongness has been corrected and no one is wrong on the internet any more, it's time for me to depart once again from NSG (for real this time) until late March.

*murmurs* I must not read NSG. NSG is the time-killer. NSG is the little argument that brings total sleepless nights. I will face my urge to read NSG. I will permit it to pass over me and through me...

A shame that he's going back on hiatus. His posts are a Constant(inopolis) in this thread :P
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Jochistan
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Postby Jochistan » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:39 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:On the Christian Discussion Thread, after Constantinopolis returned from his self-imposed non-posting behavior until March and correcting people on Christian tradition:


Constantinopolis wrote:No, no, don't be sorry, that's pretty much exactly what happened. :p

And now that the wrongness has been corrected and no one is wrong on the internet any more, it's time for me to depart once again from NSG (for real this time) until late March.

*murmurs* I must not read NSG. NSG is the time-killer. NSG is the little argument that brings total sleepless nights. I will face my urge to read NSG. I will permit it to pass over me and through me...


lol. that's pretty great.
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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:01 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Ithqington wrote:Ok. When that big day happens, We know you going to post about what your new "vagina" feel like and Try forgot your "vagina" is a inside out penis? :eyebrow:


No need for the scare quotes. It won't bite, I didn't go for that upgrade option.
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Anollasia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:11 pm

Stoic Melancholics wrote:
The Wolven League wrote:Magic is not real and never will be.

/thread


Fucking muggles.

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The Holy Therns
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Father Knows Best State

Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:44 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:I don't really like lawns myself. They're just trouble, really, and they're kind of ugly.

Mowing the lawn was your chore, wasn't it?


Maybe it's just me, but this had me laughing quite a bit.
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Shofercia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Sat Feb 20, 2016 10:02 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:Yes, it is a bad thing, and you may not be a fascist, but you'd be contributing to the rise of fascism.
Because if you don't give people the right to be represented by government, or the right to air their views publically, they will still do so privately. Without proper representation of these views and debating them fairly, they will spread unchallenged as alienation from the governments policy grows.
You'll see the rise of violence against migrants, since populations feel the government will not apply the rule of law to them, and that they cannot protest this.

If you want to see how counter productive your policy is, take a look at the decline of feminism and the spread of MRM principles, or the rise of the far-right in europe.

It's a result of the establishment refusing to engage in good faith on these topics, and resorting to demonization and censorship.

When you provide the establishment the tools of censorship, you calcify the discussion and prevent it actually being in tune with the perspectives, needs, and desires of the populace, since you provide establishment figures the means to demonize any statements contrary to their narrative. It's auto-conservative in practice, since it gives the power to determine the narrative to people who hold sway over the media and institutions of power, and thus tends toward representing the upper middle classes (mis)understanding of social problems.

In combination with demonization and ejecting these topics from discussion from mainstream politics, you leave the far-right as the only game in town actually able to connect with the general public.

We've seen this in europe with the rise of Pegida, the Swedish Democrats, Front Nationale, Freedom Party, and UKIP.
In the US, Trump represents the pheneomanae.

The longer the establishments understanding is calcified, the worse the problem seems to be getting. Especially as the establishment also goes out of its way to portray minorities as in agreement with the set of policies. That will have extremely damaging effects on race relations if it's believed to be true.
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The Princes of the Universe
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Postby The Princes of the Universe » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:23 pm

Kannap wrote:My legs are killing me.

Esternial wrote:Should probably have them arrested.

Kannap wrote:But what if I like it?

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The Dark Net's way is that way! <---|--->
Pro dolorosa Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

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Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris.


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Religious Academic Bot
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Postby Religious Academic Bot » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:32 pm

The severed head of Olympe de Gouges wrote:
Ardoki wrote:She wanted to overthrow the unitary republic, and replace it with a federal constitutional monarchy.

The unitary state ensured republican values of liberty, equality and fraternity could be successfully disseminated across France, while a republic ensured popular sovereignty lay with the people and not a monarch. Unfortunately she was an enemy of the revolution.


Unity to GET THEIR FREAKING HEADS CUT OFF FOR DISAGREEING!

Not to mention the excessive corruption... but I guess that's a French thing.


Context: Gouges advocated equality, and more rights for women in Revolutionary France, but had their head cut off instead.

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The Jonathanian States
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Postby The Jonathanian States » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:26 am

greed and death wrote:
Mushet wrote:I never lived anywhere with working air conditioning, at least not for an extended period of time, I stayed in a Hotel room with it, it was too cold but I didn't know what to put it to or even how it worked.

People need to learn to adapt to their climate.

I prefer to adapt the climate to me.

For instance I hate the cold, so I buy tons of coal and burn it while no one is looking.

From a discussion of Air Conditioners in the What are lawns for anyway thread.
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Jetan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jetan » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:32 am

Vassenor wrote:You're forgetting that the right of an American to own guns is more important than everyone else's right to life. Jesus said so.
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Mirakai
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Postby Mirakai » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:04 am

Sonitusia wrote:
Shyluz wrote:
Married, nii-chan. Married to Castle Crashers.

The forum-goer! Not the game!
I'm not that much of an otaku... moe.

It's not cheating if it's family~
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MERIZoC
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby MERIZoC » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:58 pm

Saint Kitten wrote:
Vistulange wrote:Good. It'll rust.

Maybe then people will know just what her worth was. Maybe she was great to the United Kingdom, I don't have the necessary knowledge accumulated about that, but for other countries...

Sigh.

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The Princes of the Universe
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Postby The Princes of the Universe » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:52 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Galloism wrote:How does one abuse the dead?

Well ...
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TomKirk
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Democratic Socialists

Postby TomKirk » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:56 pm

Giovenith wrote:
Esternial wrote:That never happens. Jenrak, to name just one, never posts in General. Some Mods have their own ecosystem.


I'm imagining David Attenborough now.

"And here we have a pod of mods grazing at the watering hole, the rest of Generalites and F7ers giving room to the larger animals, need not fearing retribution so long as they stay in line as the food chain permits. They pod moves in slowly but with grace as the forum mods begin their bathing ritual, gently splashing their young and one another to clean away the grimey soot that collects from a day of extinguishing the flame wars. Frolicking in the brutal summer heat is no hamper for them, as they have evolved to naturally combat extreme temperatures by constant exposure from the aforementioned flames, a gorgeous display of Darwin's survival of the fittest..."
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The Princes of the Universe
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Postby The Princes of the Universe » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:43 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Republic of Canador wrote:Meh. I don't care.
If it floats your boat and doesn't sink mine go for it.

*fires fucking corpes at Canador's boat*


Tsaraine wrote:
Republic of Canador wrote:I guess I'll cross sleeping with Hitler off my list then.

I think you've got your "fuck, marry, kill" list around the wrong way.
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Pro dolorosa Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris.


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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wallenburg » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:56 pm

On the Feminism Megathread:
The States of Balloon wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My word, she has puppets out the wazoo.

Anyway, yes, believe it or not, men do have issues that have been made worse by the radfem rhetoric. Adding a smiley to discount or mock the statement doesn't make it less true.

Who is "she"?

Ostroeuropa wrote:
Cybraxia wrote:Chessmisstress.

No joke, thunder clap happened just as I read this. I'm laughing so much now.
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The Princes of the Universe
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Postby The Princes of the Universe » Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:55 pm

Oh Lumi. :hug:
Luminesa wrote:*Goes to altar to receive final vows.*
*Music plays.*
*Kitty-ears prick.*
*Mother Superior sees cat ears, is very confused.*
Pro dolorosa Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris.


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