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The contest begins...
Narrator: Welcome to WorldVision 45, from Lavington, The Sarian, and we are in for a treat tonight! But first, let's welcome our commentators: Martina Jerìnâ and Wilłen Lonites!
Martina: It is a pleasure to be here and to take the place of the legendary Georgìos and Lucé! We hope we can commentate as well as them.
Wilłen: Yes, welcome! I am so excited for what is ahead tonight. Who will win? And most improtantly, will we improve on the disaster of an entry from last time?
Martina: I'm certainly hoping so! We are ninth, just like last year. But first, the opening act will be performed! I can't wait!
Opening Act:
Wilłen: That song was written for a good cause, for unity, which is what you have to remember when you're listening to it.
Martina: Why? Why do we have to remember it?
Wilłen: Because it was, er... how should I put this apart from, no, wait, rubbish! Trying my best to keep the language age-appropriate. Being on a 15+ comedy show for 19 years does things to you.
Martina: *laughs* I have to agree with that. There's no way that those ohos can match up to last year.
01 - NIGHTOM
Wilłen: Now, I really love that Vickey has learnt how to play the violin and plucked up the courage to do this.
Both: But... *laughs*
Martina: That violin just ruined the song for me. It would've been a nice relaxing song, but then... SCREECH! I'M A VIOLIN! And the lyrics werke all over the place. A thin 4/10 from us.
Wilłen: That's a shame because Nightom rarely enter and they've messed up this one. Let's hope for them that Britonisea will be good.
02 - MISTER X
Martina: Aha! This is more like it until... obviously this is a Mister X song so obviously the lyrics will suck.
Wilłen: These nations are why people never take WorldVision seriously. A shameful 3/10 from us. Enough said.