by Mallorea and Riva » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:30 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:32 pm
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:49 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:51 pm
Wallenburg wrote:The man in green, after getting his clothes dried in the boiler room, enters the Bar.
"Damn idgits! All I wanted to know was what the Unified Nations were!"
by Wrapper » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:53 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell kicks in the door. "Bourbon, the whole bottle! It's been way, way too long since I had a real drink here!"
He looks around a bit. "Sure got quiet around here."
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:59 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Wallenburg wrote:The man in green, after getting his clothes dried in the boiler room, enters the Bar.
"Damn idgits! All I wanted to know was what the Unified Nations were!"
"Hush! Don't say that word!" Bell hisses, slumping down into his barstool and glancing upwards into the rafters.
"The last man that said the UNmentionable name was nearly defenestrated! Don't you have any idea how things work around here?"
Chuckie, from his nest in the corner and under a bar, sticks his head out and bleats in agreement.
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:01 pm
Wrapper wrote:(Ari and Ahume, after a good night's rest, enter the bar.)Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell kicks in the door. "Bourbon, the whole bottle! It's been way, way too long since I had a real drink here!"
He looks around a bit. "Sure got quiet around here."
ARI: Oh, it's YOU! Well, there goes the neighborhood, right, Wad Ahume?
AHUME: Who let you out of bed?
ARI: And dare I ask why you aren't in Agent Dressler's custody? Hmmm?
AHUME: Perhaps because she needed a shower.
ARI: (stares at Ahume) Ummm. Okay, I have no idea what that means.
Wallenburg wrote:The man in green stares at the goat. "I'm not sure I want to know how things work here. Why is there a farm animal in this room? Would you like me to dispatch it for you?"
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:05 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Without looking away from the Wads, Bell responded. "Touch my goat, and I will experiment on you to see what the Nullifier turns my pistol into when I shove it where the sun don't shine and squeeze the trigger."
He turns to face the Wallenburgian and extends his hand. "Ambassador Bell. Nice to meet you."
by Wrapper » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:15 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:"In her custody? That was weeks ago. At least two. I was cleared of all wrongdoing, and even managed to increase my stipend. Now I only have to rob my interns when I feel like it!"
Bell looks at the Wad's confused faces. "Oh, right. For whatever reason, traveling between the C.D.S.P. and the WAHQ tends to distort time a bit. Honestly, I think it has something to do with the whole Portal to the Multiverse thing that this place has going on for it. Whole offices phasing in and out, that's going to make travel a little wonky.
"At any rate, I was cleared and, by surrendering the right to sue the government for being falsely charged in absentia, I was given my post. Fair trade, I figured. I guess...I mean, I probably could have sued for damages in the millions...and my government salary isn't nearly that good...but...um...Dammit, I should have quit and sued!"
by Separatist Peoples » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:21 pm
Wrapper wrote:(Ahume and Ari look at each other, puzzled for a moment, then shrug.)
AHUME: Actually we were trying to imply that you and Dressler--
ARI: Neville! One of anything to shove in Wad Ahume's mouth to shut him up, please, whatever's handy. So. Bourbon. Haven't given up the toxic stuff, have you? (whispers) You ought to have some fun with the man in green, he's a pisser all right.
by Sierra Lyricalia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:32 pm
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:34 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Bell suppresses a grin. "Its good news. Hey, where's Helen? She wanted to say something before I left, but I managed to get hauled off. Again."
by Wrapper » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:41 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:"You know I'd never kiss and tell...much. But...uh, Kate and I have started seeing each other. My stipend includes money for an assistant, which means I'll actually have the time and inclination to make regular visits back to the Confederate Dominion. Which makes me a whole lot more likely to actually see her."
Bell suppresses a grin. "Its good news. Hey, where's Helen? She wanted to say something before I left, but I managed to get hauled off. Again."
Wallenburg wrote:Gerald answers, having never left the bar. "I could contact her for you and get the portal in our office ready to receive her, if you want."
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:44 pm
by Wrapper » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:50 pm
Wallenburg wrote:Wrapper wrote:ARI: You have a portal too, Gerald? That's not too, erm, techno-geeky for the Wallenburgian office?
OOC: Geeky, yes. Techno, no.
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:59 pm
Wrapper wrote:Wallenburg wrote:OOC: Geeky, yes. Techno, no.
So give Ari an IC answer, he'd love to hear it. And, I thought the guy in green was named Lotusk. Or is that a slur of some sort?
by Imperium Anglorum » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:32 pm
Wallenburg wrote:The man in brown extends his hand. "My name is Ogenbond. Mikael Alex-Oliva Ogenbond. I am here as a nominee for the office of chief representative of Wallenburg. That man who just got hammered out of the bar is my opponent. And you are?"
by Astrolinium » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:12 pm
by Araraukar » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:07 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Dammit, I should have quit and sued!"
Wrapper wrote:AHUME: That's because you don't have three wives.
Wrapper wrote:(Ahume opens his mouth but Ari shoves a lime into it.)
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Wallenburg » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:14 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Wallenburg wrote:The man in brown extends his hand. "My name is Ogenbond. Mikael Alex-Oliva Ogenbond. I am here as a nominee for the office of chief representative of Wallenburg. That man who just got hammered out of the bar is my opponent. And you are?"
Parsons hands over a business card, entirely filled with text, and says, 'I had new ones printed after my last return home. It was New Year's Honours'.
by Whovian Tardisia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:28 pm
by Astrolinium » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:11 pm
by Wrapper » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:27 pm
Araraukar wrote:"Oh hey, Ahume, when you're done with that lime, I've been meaning to ask you how marriage works on your world? If it's not a taboo to ask about it, I mean."
by Normlpeople » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:39 pm
by Araraukar » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:47 pm
Wrapper wrote:*snip*
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
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