PL: The EPIC OOC XI [closed]

by **Highfort** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:07 pm

Giovenith wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:Successful Pony-ing of the residents.

And there's no turning against me because you all signed up for this!

"Giovenith the GM, you are to cease your ponifying and return these Residents to the Building at once."
"That oughta do it."
"Are you a... pony?"
"... N-No..."
"Then... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:07 pm

Thank you for the idea and help, Slo...

PL Gashlycrumb Tinies

A is for Aegis, who went bump in the night.
B is for Belas - they had quite a fright.
C is for Calle, recycled with cans.
D is for Drova, we chopped off his hands.
E is for Eva, so warped and depraved.
F is for Fortu, we pooped on his grave.
G is for Giovenith, who died from a scare.
H is for Hunter - set fire to his hair.
I is for Insidious, we tore off her tits.
J is for Jacob, his brain did the splits.
K Kale, strangled with strings.
L is for Lucius, stripped off his wings.
M is for Marcus, who breathed the wrong gas.
N is for Neste, who capped her own ass.
O is for Ocho, speared by some trees.
P is for Primoridial, cut off at the knees.
Q is for Qi, stuck at the bus station.
R is for Romy, death by evisceration.
S is for Septimus, tortured by dread.
T is for Torii, off with her head.
U is for Uno - he wasn't creative.
V is for Varona, raped by a native.
W is for Willow, who hung from a tree.
X is for Xarada, wiped from Progeny.
Y is for Yuna, slated to die.
Z is for Zarkani, drowned in VI.

by **Monfrox** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:09 pm

Giovenith wrote:
The BranRiech wrote:Successful Pony-ing of the residents.

And there's no turning against me because you all signed up for this!

There's a word for this I learned once in history class for something like this OH YEAH IT'S CALLED SHANGHAIED!

Swith Witherward wrote:Thank you for the idea and help, Slo...

PL Gashlycrumb Tinies

Whoa...

by **Giovenith** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:11 pm

Damn!

by **Tiltjuice** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:13 pm

Monfrox wrote:There's a word for this I learned once in history class for something like this OH YEAH IT'S CALLED SHANGHAIED!

吃小籠包!

by **New Aksarben** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:14 pm

Amazing, Swith :lol2:

by **Giovenith** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:17 pm

Highfort wrote:
Giovenith wrote:
And there's no turning against me because you all signed up for this!

(Image)

"Giovenith the GM, you are to cease your ponifying and return these Residents to the Building at once."
"That oughta do it."
"Are you a... pony?"
"... N-No..."
"Then... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:18 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:Thank you for the idea and help, Slo...

I accept credit and/or blame only for the suggestion and these two couplets:

A is for Aegis, who went bump in the night.
B is for Belas - they had quite a fright.

M is for Marcus, who breathed the wrong gas.
N is for Neste, who capped her own ass.

The latter was my original morbid inspiration for this thing. The rest flows from another twisted mind.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:19 pm

Huh. Strangely enough, I approve.

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:19 pm

Northwest Slobovia wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:Thank you for the idea and help, Slo...

I accept credit and/or blame only for the suggestion and these two couplets:

A is for Aegis, who went bump in the night.
B is for Belas - they had quite a fright.

M is for Marcus, who breathed the wrong gas.
N is for Neste, who capped her own ass.

The latter was my original morbid inspiration for this thing. The rest flows from another twisted mind.

It was so worth it just to burn off some stress!

by **Monfrox** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:19 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
Monfrox wrote:There's a word for this I learned once in history class for something like this OH YEAH IT'S CALLED SHANGHAIED!

吃小籠包!

Not sure about this one

Wait...

The exclamation mark matters

Well...I think I'm good on that for now. Thanks, Tilt.

by **Giovenith** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:21 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Northwest Slobovia wrote:I accept credit and/or blame only for the suggestion and these two couplets:

A is for Aegis, who went bump in the night.
B is for Belas - they had quite a fright.

M is for Marcus, who breathed the wrong gas.
N is for Neste, who capped her own ass.

The latter was my original morbid inspiration for this thing. The rest flows from another twisted mind.

It was so worth it just to burn off some stress!

Jee, and I thought Cer was the only one who sat around daydreaming of elaborate ways to kill our characters.

He is your spouse though!

by **New Aksarben** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:22 pm

Giovenith wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:

It was so worth it just to burn off some stress!

Jee, and I thought Cer was the only one who sat around daydreaming of elaborate ways to kill our characters. He is your spouse though!

Couple that slays together, stays together

by **Swith Witherward** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:22 pm

New Aksarben wrote:
Giovenith wrote:
Jee, and I thought Cer was the only one who sat around daydreaming of elaborate ways to kill our characters. He is your spouse though!

Couple that slays together, stays together

by **Monfrox** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:23 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
New Aksarben wrote:Couple that slays together, stays together

And then mine appeared to not be killed.

Unless that did kill her...oh God...

by **Giovenith** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:24 pm

New Aksarben wrote:
Giovenith wrote:
Jee, and I thought Cer was the only one who sat around daydreaming of elaborate ways to kill our characters. He is your spouse though!

Couple that slays together, stays together

I'm remembering that. That will forever be my catchphrase in regards to Swith and Cer.

by **Chedastan** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:26 pm

Giovenith wrote:
New Aksarben wrote:Couple that slays together, stays together

I'm remembering that. That will forever be my catchphrase in regards to Swith and Cer.

It's catchy too, we just need to get a band and we can make a hit single out of it.

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:27 pm

New Aksarben wrote:Couple that slays together, stays together

OK, this one is a keeper!

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:29 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Swith Witherward wrote:

And then mine appeared to not be killed.

Fine, fine:

B is for Brit, consumed by a wight.

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:30 pm

Strangely enough, I've considered that decapitation would be the most fitting way Torii could die.

Or going mad. Then again, either way she's loosing her head

I'm going to hell for that pun.

by **The BranRiech** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:31 pm

Yuna was only slated to die, isn't dead yet.

And I'm pretty sure Drova's alive too, only lost his hands.

by **Monfrox** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:31 pm

Northwest Slobovia wrote:
Monfrox wrote:And then mine appeared to not be killed.

Fine, fine:

B is for Brit, consumed by a wight.

Wait, what the heck is a WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by **Northwest Slobovia** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:34 pm

Monfrox wrote:
Northwest Slobovia wrote:Fine, fine:

B is for Brit, consumed by a wight.

Wait, what the heck is a WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ummmm: fresh, terrified flavor! My favorite!

by **Torsiedelle** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Speaking of terrified flavor, I have some veal during basic.

The little ones are always the tastiest. Fear enhances flavor :ugeek:

by **Monfrox** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:40 pm

Northwest Slobovia wrote:
Monfrox wrote:Wait, what the heck is a WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ummmm: fresh, terrified flavor! My favorite!

Shit like that is the reason I stopped playing Nightmare House 2.

"Oh man, the house is real scary after finding that hatchet on the table with blood all around it...maybe I'll skip the prologue and it's won't be so bad. Oh so now instead of going into a house I'm waking up in an insane asylum. Okay it's worse. It's much worse. It's the worst possible thing I could imagine."

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