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Awesome/Funny NS Quotes II (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:16 am

As stated by Nightkill The Emperor, founder of the previous thread, with a couple of minor additions....

We've all seen them. List them here!

Basic rules:
Memepics are not awesome quotes unless you made it
DON'T SELF-PROMOTE. By which I mean posting your own quotes. You can do one ego boost post, if it makes you happy, just don't be a prick about it.
DON'T JUST SAY "IN MY SIG".
DON'T JUST LINK TO A THREAD. Use the quote function and post whatever you think is funny.
USE CONTEXT. If a line isn't funny or awesome on its own, either explain the context or include the line or lines lines that it's in response to. Don't expect us to go chasing it down.

Thanks for Nightkill for giving me the go-ahead on this thread after it became clear that he didn't want to start another one.

Link to the first thread.
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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:53 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:And then suddenly Bonaparte comes charging in with 50k tanks with laser cannons and all was well.

RIP feed.

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Postby Big Jim P » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:41 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:In short, because Mace Windu is a badass.


Was. He's street pizza now.

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Postby Xmara » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:46 pm

New Grestin wrote:He has a point, but it's like choosing between a turd and a slightly worse turd. On one hand, you have horrible dictatorships that oppress their people. On the other, you have fresh regimes that have already begun to collapse under their own weight and spread k
They're both still turds, but one is slightly wetter and smellier.


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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:54 pm

From Computer Keyboards in Your Nation:

West Dumbia wrote:Computfrs arf dieeicult too much eor our pfoplf, vfry rarf. Mostly kfyboard is mostly kfys in right position, but dieeicult for manueactorfr to put kfy in right spot. Lfad to problfms.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:04 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Brainwashing your children is unethical.

News at 11.


Only if you brainwash them to believe a deity. If you brainwash them into believing any form of religion is backwards deluded bullshit it's ETHICAL. *nod*
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Postby Outer Sparta » Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:29 pm

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Postby Camelza » Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:29 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Camelza wrote:This thread is about a hypothetical fish-hating religion and ethics of parental religious impact, please don't turn it into an abortion thread.


Let's have a compromise and make it a fish abortion thread!

What if a hypothetical religion bans the eating of caviar?

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Postby The Alexanderians » Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:42 pm

Context in th "How do you imagine the above player" thread I call the poster "libertarian kebab" he said this:
Jochistan wrote:Liberal Pirogi
Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
You can't fight the friction
Women belong in the kitchen
Men belong in the kitchen
Everyone belongs in the kitchen
Kitchen has food
I have brought dishonor to my gaming clan
Achesia wrote:Threads like this is why I need to stop coming to NSG....

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The Archregimancy wrote:
Hagia Sophia is best church.

Major-Tom wrote:Why am I full of apathy?

I'm just here to be the peanut gallery
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Postby Tinfect » Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:43 am

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...."

"Well, good news for you, Jimmy!"


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Postby Imperializt Russia » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:36 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Serksis Federation wrote:
Everything became irrelevant there. There are psychological effects on going to prison no matter what.

The fact that the slippery slope is there doesn't mean we should grab a sled.

Somewhat self-explanatory.
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Postby Anollasia » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:02 pm

Ooh, new thread!

Anyway, as a The Who fan:

Old Tyrannia wrote:The Who? You mean they're still around? Huh. I can't explain why a 60s rock band would know about processed meats and cancer anyway, but still. I'm a vegetarian, so I don't need to worry. For the rest of my generation, though, this will be worrying news. Perhaps they'll all have to find a substitute? But hey, look on the bright side- they won't get fooled again.

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Postby The Alexanderians » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:43 pm

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
There are no women on NSG. If there were then I'd have to put on pants and that's simply unacceptable.


*stares*
Its fine you can keep them down......
Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
You can't fight the friction
Women belong in the kitchen
Men belong in the kitchen
Everyone belongs in the kitchen
Kitchen has food
I have brought dishonor to my gaming clan
Achesia wrote:Threads like this is why I need to stop coming to NSG....

Marethian Lupanar of Teladre wrote:A bright and cheerful mountain village of chapel-goers~

The Archregimancy wrote:
Hagia Sophia is best church.

Major-Tom wrote:Why am I full of apathy?

I'm just here to be the peanut gallery
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Postby Saskisdi » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:24 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Ok, since we're coming out. I'm not really a cat!


*lets the cat out of the bag*

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Postby Timsvill » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:58 pm

Northern Davincia wrote:
Marylandonia wrote:
And they call Rubio a RINO... so Pataki has no chance whatsoever.

I've never heard anyone call Rubio a RINO once. I read Breitbart, watch Fox News, and make sure my shrine to St. Reagan is protected with my legally-purchased attack helicopter adorned by the American flag. And through all those things, I've never heard Rubio called a RINO.

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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:01 pm

Schwere Panzer Abieltung 502 wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:Puz you're smart.

What do you think of my rifle and/or the cartridge?

Puz is just a little intern in a hospital that no one visits

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Postby Swith Witherward » Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:55 pm

Regarding posts making a player squeal, and IRC issues:
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For good distractionage, find Dani. :P

Or you could just use WD40.


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Postby The Princes of the Universe » Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:29 pm

Idzequitch wrote:Well, the Bible doesn't prohibit the consumption of alcohol.

The Princes of the Universe wrote:If it did, it would make that whole water-to-wine thing a little out of place. :lol2:

Idzequitch wrote:After all these years, we finally realized we got the translation wrong. Jesus turned water into Kool-Aid.
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Domine Iesu Christe, Fili Dei, miserere mei, peccatoris.


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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:57 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Stellonia wrote:It could be argued that the terms he and she are derived from sex, as opposed to gender. Dictionary.com defines the word he as "the male person or animal being discussed or last mentioned; that male." It defines the word male as "a person bearing an X and Y chromosome pair in the cell nuclei and normally having a penis, scrotum, and testicles, and developing hair on the face at adolescence; a boy or man." It could be therefore argued that a person who is biologically male but identifies as female should be referred to as "he", and vice versa.

I wonder if moderation would like to take this argument into account and re-consider its rules on the matter of misgendering.


Let me put it into another argument then: Privacy.

If someone says that they're a man or a woman, who are we to disbelieve that?

We're not aware of other poster's genitals (or their genetic makeup), and we'd like to keep it that way.


:rofl: Emphasis mine.

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Postby Idzequitch » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:26 am

The Princes of the Universe wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:Well, the Bible doesn't prohibit the consumption of alcohol.

The Princes of the Universe wrote:If it did, it would make that whole water-to-wine thing a little out of place. :lol2:

Idzequitch wrote:After all these years, we finally realized we got the translation wrong. Jesus turned water into Kool-Aid.

I got quoted here? There really is a first time for everything.
Wait, for everything? :shock: Egad, what have I started?
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Postby Gigaverse » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:05 am

Idzequitch wrote:
The Princes of the Universe wrote:

I got quoted here? There really is a first time for everything.
Wait, for everything? :shock: Egad, what have I started?

There's one first time I'll probably never get the chance at. :unsure:
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Postby Val Halla » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:50 am

Gigaverse wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:I got quoted here? There really is a first time for everything.
Wait, for everything? :shock: Egad, what have I started?

There's one first time I'll probably never get the chance at. :unsure:

I am quoting you now. Spooky.
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Postby Gigaverse » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:43 am

Val Halla wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:There's one first time I'll probably never get the chance at. :unsure:

I am quoting you now. Spooky.

A quote in the quote thread. That's rare.
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Postby Tinfect » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:50 am

Idzequitch wrote:Wait, for everything? Egad, what have I started?


A threadjack, apparently.
Back on topic, however;

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Postby Saskisdi » Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:35 pm

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