Elfen High 2 (OOC 12, It's the sad smile.)

[Nude East Ireland]

I don't think that it's a coincidence that I claimed to be the most powerful thing in the universe, then was named "Emperor of the Universe".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jesus Christ are you people not done yet!?

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic ... #p25911701

Going back to this after a month.

"Ende claims that tourism accounts for millions of dollars annually for Elfen High, and we pride itself on hospitality. He said that if good-hearted families travel to Elfen High only to find their subconsciouses besieged with unforgettable revelations, horrors buried so deep as to be completely indescribable, revealing wholly unbearable new truths, then we certainly can’t expect these people to return…let alone leave good Yelp ratings for local businesses. And that would be a shame, especially after the newest pub, Minh Taka's Old Drinking Room, has been made open to the public. The pub, of course, is named because we've opened up Minh Taka's old drinking room and just decided to make money off it. Headmaster Nilark was at the grand opening ceremony, where he said "The booze is weak, but it should do for you Southern cunts." In any case, that pub and other local business simply cannot thrive if there's no real tourism happening. Please, whoever is psychologically attacking our guests, stop. Only government mandated psychological attacks can be allowed here, like any country. Now, onto our interview with the Prime Minister of Vietnam..."

"The seaside? They committed suicide, Kevin." Aleister got out of his chair, looking up at the much taller man. "Look, go use Minh Taka's Old Drinking Room right now. I think the Mummy is there right now, since it's his break. He's good company." Minh Taka's Old Drinking Room, or The Old Drinking Room, was now not just a room, but a full-fledged bar. William had figured it'd be good to get some income, and the staff and students had agreed wholeheartedly with that proposal, especially after the Incident of 2041, after which relations with the Republic of Vietnam were damaged almost irreparably.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ibrahim's eyes, however, was glowing. "Guys, this is really, really exciting! There's something in that statue, something alive, something strong..." he shook his hands. "We got to investigate, we have to observe-"

"I presume the ISSR will do that, I'll call them now, bring the Commander here." Naxanin said, watching the man's face go down. "But I'll put in a word for you. You're definitely educated on the history side of this topic." the demon preacher added. "And that could be helpful..." he said to himself quietly

This is the last time Ibrahim, who is told he's getting a word put in, is mentioned.

Because Naxanin thinks Ibrahim can go fuck himself.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"There's always threats." said Uriel vaguely. "Not just Fae. Other beasts. The Two-Faced Man. The Higher-Ups. Savage Lee. Creatures and men and women you don't want to bother yourself with unless they come to you. But I'm going to finish them off. The Omniverse won't have these threats if i'm around. And perhaps I can even wipe out the city of Carcosa, where the Fae and other monsters are said to be born. But that's another tale."

"Savage Lee" is actually head of a Chinese diner in San Francisco.

He's also an extremely powerful and intelligent vampire who was finally taken down through the combined efforts of Lewis Jameson, Damien Seward and Michael & Vernon Cartwright.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Three decades ago, swept by bigger concerns, Aleister Crowley had ignored a request by the bears to attend the Equinox, where they elected new leadership. Shame. Perhaps if he had, then radical elements wouldn't have held the power they did now. Perhaps the bears wouldn't have inspired the dogs into revolt and terrorist attacks in 2041. Perhaps they wouldn't have encouraged race riots in 2062. But they did do these things, resulting in evermore blood being shed. Blood that was used to power a sacrifice.

I distinctly remember having a big fucking grin on my face writing this because of Jon's horrified expression reading it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Three decades ago, swept by bigger concerns, Aleister Crowley had ignored a request by the bears to attend the Equinox, where they elected new leadership. Shame. Perhaps if he had, then radical elements wouldn't have held the power they did now. Perhaps the bears wouldn't have inspired the dogs into revolt and terrorist attacks in 2041. Perhaps they wouldn't have encouraged race riots in 2062. But they did do these things, resulting in evermore blood being shed. Blood that was used to power a sacrifice.

I distinctly remember having a big fucking grin on my face writing this because of Jon's horrified expression reading it.

At least I got you to cut the bits with the Woman.

[Nude East Ireland]

"There's always threats." said Uriel vaguely. "Not just Fae. Other beasts. The Two-Faced Man. The Higher-Ups. Savage Lee. Creatures and men and women you don't want to bother yourself with unless they come to you. But I'm going to finish them off. The Omniverse won't have these threats if i'm around. And perhaps I can even wipe out the city of Carcosa, where the Fae and other monsters are said to be born. But that's another tale."

"Savage Lee" is actually head of a Chinese diner in San Francisco.

He's also an extremely powerful and intelligent vampire who was finally taken down through the combined efforts of Lewis Jameson, Damien Seward and Michael & Vernon Cartwright.

Savage Lee savagely savaged the savages.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I distinctly remember having a big fucking grin on my face writing this because of Jon's horrified expression reading it.

At least I got you to cut the bits with the Woman.

It really would have been a line at most. The focus was on you guys, who helped make this rp with me.

And the focus was also the black archangel who once ended the human race and then found his way to redemption, because fuck yeah.

[Nationstatelandsville]

At least I got you to cut the bits with the Woman.

It really would have been a line at most. The focus was on you guys, who helped make this rp with me.

And the focus was also the black archangel who once ended the human race and then found his way to redemption, because fuck yeah.

"Not only am I the best villain, I'm also the best hero."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Savage Lee" is actually head of a Chinese diner in San Francisco.

He's also an extremely powerful and intelligent vampire who was finally taken down through the combined efforts of Lewis Jameson, Damien Seward and Michael & Vernon Cartwright.

Savage Lee savagely savaged the savages.

Savage Lee doesn't flush when he uses the toilet, he literally scares the shit out of it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I completely bullshitted a description of Savage Lee right now, as those had just been words I made up when I wrote the epilogue.

But that description is an interesting one - San Francisco is, as we know, a centre of American vampire civilisation, and also has a very large Chinese population. Judging by his name and hobby, Savage Lee is a Chinese vampire. His diner could be used as a headquarters for a drug ring, which could give him a lot of connections. The Chinese markets are also where Fred had found a dragon artefact way back when, so Lee may have access to that.

These are the seeds of a competent villain.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I completely bullshitted a description of Savage Lee right now, as those had just been words I made up when I wrote the epilogue.

But that description is an interesting one - San Francisco is, as we know, a centre of American vampire civilisation, and also has a very large Chinese population. Judging by his name and hobby, Savage Lee is a Chinese vampire. His diner could be used as a headquarters for a drug ring, which could give him a lot of connections. The Chinese markets are also where Fred had found a dragon artefact way back when, so Lee may have access to that.

These are the seeds of a competent villain.

Put.

It.

In.

The.

Epilogue.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I completely bullshitted a description of Savage Lee right now, as those had just been words I made up when I wrote the epilogue.

But that description is an interesting one - San Francisco is, as we know, a centre of American vampire civilisation, and also has a very large Chinese population. Judging by his name and hobby, Savage Lee is a Chinese vampire. His diner could be used as a headquarters for a drug ring, which could give him a lot of connections. The Chinese markets are also where Fred had found a dragon artefact way back when, so Lee may have access to that.

These are the seeds of a competent villain.

Put.

It.

In.

The.

Epilogue.

Fuck you.

[Constaniana]

Put.

It.

In.

The.

Epilogue.

Fuck you.

Don't put that in the epilogue...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck you.

Don't put that in the epilogue...

That'd rapidly change the epilogue from hopeful and optimistic to a nightmarish horror.

[Constaniana]

I am disappointed I no longer make up the entirety of the Small Council as G-Tech said I did 2 hours ago.

[Constaniana]

Don't put that in the epilogue...

That'd rapidly change the epilogue from hopeful and optimistic to a nightmarish horror.

Just like if I put my mix tape in.

[Liriena]

Well, the female clone of me has succeeded in bullying me into watching Sherlock. Expect my inane commentary on the show in the near future.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, the female clone of me has succeeded in bullying me into watching Sherlock. Expect my inane commentary on the show in the near future.

Accept now that Sherlock isn't half as smart as it pretends to be and you'll save yourself some major headaches later on. Then you can just have fun and not expect any kind of deeper meaning or plan, or on some days logic.

But you should watch Doctor Who first. If only because it's Sherlock that is actually much smarter than it pretends to be (mainly by being a kid's show that occasionally teaches higher physics theories and how to be awesome), but with aliens and Scotsmen too.

[Liriena]

Well, the female clone of me has succeeded in bullying me into watching Sherlock. Expect my inane commentary on the show in the near future.

Accept now that Sherlock isn't half as smart as it pretends to be and you'll save yourself some major headaches later on. Then you can just have fun and not expect any kind of deeper meaning or plan, or on some days logic.

But you should watch Doctor Who first. If only because it's Sherlock that is actually much smarter than it pretends to be (mainly by being a kid's show that occasionally teaches higher physics theories and how to be awesome), but with aliens and Scotsmen too.

You had me at Scotsmen.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Accept now that Sherlock isn't half as smart as it pretends to be and you'll save yourself some major headaches later on. Then you can just have fun and not expect any kind of deeper meaning or plan, or on some days logic.

But you should watch Doctor Who first. If only because it's Sherlock that is actually much smarter than it pretends to be (mainly by being a kid's show that occasionally teaches higher physics theories and how to be awesome), but with aliens and Scotsmen too.

You had me at Scotsmen.

Peter Capaldi is a demigod.

[Liriena]

You had me at Scotsmen.

Peter Capaldi is a demigod.

So, he plays himself.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Peter Capaldi is a demigod.

So, he plays himself.

You wish you could play him.

[Liriena]

So, he plays himself.

You wish you could play him.

I wish I could play the Reciter from Pacific Overtures, but that ain't going to happen.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You wish you could play him.

I wish I could play the Reciter from Pacific Overtures, but that ain't going to happen.

Richelieu.

I got to play Richelieu last year in a video for AP Euro, and it was glorious.