Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Barboneia]

Can we use another term? Don't want to encourage people to kill Muslim skaters.

"Hey bros, check out my sweet new trick-"
"Oh, shit, he has a skateboard! HE'S A RADICAL MUSLIM! KILL HIM!"
*gunshots*

I'm honored, sir.

[Geilinor]

An official public broadcast would be a start, followed by regulations on advertising

Wow.

So, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to counter what you perceive as an over appreciation of a San Francisco landmark you want to have an announcement and produce a series of ads that essentially say, "The Golden Gate bridge isn't that great people" and then...regulate people's appreciation of it? Like, "Whereas the Golden Gate Bridge is...um...overrated (whatever that means) it is established that from hence forth tourists shall not take pictures of the bridge and its image shall not be used in conjunction with images of San Francisco and effectively immediately Vista Point shall be closed, the turn outs on Conzelman Rd shall be closed and all parts of the Marin Headlands facing the bridge be closed to tourist traffic. All photographs at Fort Point must only include the fort itself and have any images of the bridge be consequential or removed from the photo. That will show that stupid bridge."

And that will stop an over-reaction to the Golden Gate Bridge? Have I got that right?

[Mirakai]

What if a business restricts somebody else's freedom? Or what if a business hurts somebody?

Nah, if it's private enterprise restricting people's freedoms, or hurting people for profit it's fine. If it's the government restricting people's freedoms for what they see as the greater good it's evil tyranny. C'mon mate, keep up!

[The Grey Wolf]

Not being able to have children is an upgrade because children are dreadful.

Children steal your life. Then, in the ultimate insult, they attend your funeral.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

After the alleged massacre

[Ava Ire]

I read her book Anthem. I thought it was utter shit.

She should've titled it 'Aynthem"

(In relation to Ayn Rand, author of Anthem.)

[Geilinor]

I got a chuckle out of this one:

Conservative Libertarian YEC to goddamn atheist statist scum.

Here I thought your username was suppose to be ironic.

[Luna Amore]

Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"

*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"

*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

[Constaniana]

Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"

*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

[Geilinor]

You think the Universe came from nothing, that the Big Bang happened just to happen? Everyone was created by God and God made you and me, along with Earth, the Sun, etc. If you go to Hell, and wonder why, remember this conversation we had

You think the Universe came from nothing, that the Big Bang happened just to happen? Everyone was created by a mystical panda and a mystical panda made you and me, along with Earth, the Sun, etc. If you go to China, and wonder why, remember this conversation we had

[Geilinor]

Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"

*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

[Wallenburg]

Of course. The universe can't come from nowhere, and the bible says that the Romans had Jesus executed. The Romans were real, so apply that logic.

London is featured in Harry Potter. London is a real place, so apply that logic.

[Risottia]

*** DEAT for posting past the forum ban on Kotta Telangana, which nation is also deleted ***

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that:

1) I actually care about my nations being deleted.
2) I actually have an iota of respect for the moderators on this forum.

Carry on deleting imaginary property to compensate for your lack of masculinity.

It is true that I am very deficient in masculinity. The rules are for everyone. You can protest and appeal a ban using a GHR on the help page but coming back to the forums you've been banned from isn't the way to do that.

GO FARN!

[Jute]

*** DEAT for posting past the forum ban on Kotta Telangana, which nation is also deleted ***

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that:

1) I actually care about my nations being deleted.
2) I actually have an iota of respect for the moderators on this forum.

Carry on deleting imaginary property to compensate for your lack of masculinity.

It is true that I am very deficient in masculinity. The rules are for everyone. You can protest and appeal a ban using a GHR on the help page but coming back to the forums you've been banned from isn't the way to do that.

GO FARN!

To be honest, this follow-up quote is even better:

I heard on good authority that Farnhamia has no desire to compensate for lack of masculinity.

[Tinfect]

Somehow not on here yet.

Edit: When mods collide....

After extensive research, I have developed a hypothesis as to the events immediately following the collision of two Moderaton atoms.

Moderaton (Mod) is a heavy element easily distinguished from common NationStates substances, particularly due to its bright red hue and tendency to emit high-energy particles capable of damaging or even destroying lighter atoms. Moderaton is not to be conflated with Adminium (Ad), a very heavy element capable of annihilating even stronger elements.

Due to its rare nature, Moderaton naturally appears as one lone atom, diligently observing other atoms and properly ejecting exotic subatomic particles known as Wharn and Bann particles, respectively named after Peter Wharn and Elizabeth Bann, who have spent the last several decades confirming the nature of rare NationStates elements. However, Moderaton atoms occasionally pass nearby one another, forming weak bonds and then flinging away from each other on their paths to observe the universe. Were two Moderaton atoms to collide, these bonds could last longer or even become permanent, creating a new molecule unheard of in the NationStates universe.

The nature of this molecule is unclear. Perhaps it would serve as a stabilizing force in our universe, allowing for homeostasis to become a more realistic possibility. Perhaps it would be dangerous and decay, releasing unprecedented quantities of Wharn and Bann particles, plunging NationStates into a new dark age. We can only hope that such a collision is unlikely and that our imperfect existence may be maintained by the forces of solitary Moderaton atoms.

[Imperializt Russia]

I think it is, actually, but I couldn't be sure.
A zinger from Kat:

I wonder how she and the judge who won't divorce people would get along.

Their relationship would go without a hitch.

Oh damn.

[Grenartia]

Somehow not on here yet.

After extensive research, I have developed a hypothesis as to the events immediately following the collision of two Moderaton atoms.

Moderaton (Mod) is a heavy element easily distinguished from common NationStates substances, particularly due to its bright red hue and tendency to emit high-energy particles capable of damaging or even destroying lighter atoms. Moderaton is not to be conflated with Adminium (Ad), a very heavy element capable of annihilating even stronger elements.

Due to its rare nature, Moderaton naturally appears as one lone atom, diligently observing other atoms and properly ejecting exotic subatomic particles known as Wharn and Bann particles, respectively named after Peter Wharn and Elizabeth Bann, who have spent the last several decades confirming the nature of rare NationStates elements. However, Moderaton atoms occasionally pass nearby one another, forming weak bonds and then flinging away from each other on their paths to observe the universe. Were two Moderaton atoms to collide, these bonds could last longer or even become permanent, creating a new molecule unheard of in the NationStates universe.

The nature of this molecule is unclear. Perhaps it would serve as a stabilizing force in our universe, allowing for homeostasis to become a more realistic possibility. Perhaps it would be dangerous and decay, releasing unprecedented quantities of Wharn and Bann particles, plunging NationStates into a new dark age. We can only hope that such a collision is unlikely and that our imperfect existence may be maintained by the forces of solitary Moderaton atoms.

Actually, I remember seeing that posted here a little over a month ago.

[The Siverian Republic]

The 6,578th monkey twerked way too hard and its butt flew off

[Gallade]

My imbecile dog somehow broke off the leash and ran into a sex shop. :palm:

Maybe you should've taken the moment to get a better leash.

[Doughertania]

And on a scale between 1 and drunk as fuck on the stupid scale, Dietrich just reached suicidal....
I am putting the IC on hold while I make a post

[The Siverian Republic]

Berlin is my capital...nobody is attacking...

[The Siverian Republic]

How the hell do you know what all of these places are called considering you are just now scouting across the ocean?

[Imperializt Russia]

On the subject of a violent Texan secession:

I still am surprised other states haven't done this yet now. It's stunning.

If they want a sequel, its going to have the same plot, bigger budget and the same ending.

[The Siverian Republic]

Ah, but every other nation in this thread is stronger than you. Bring it on would not go so well for you.