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Barboneia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:53 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Gauthier wrote:
Can we use another term? Don't want to encourage people to kill Muslim skaters.


Barboneia wrote:"Hey bros, check out my sweet new trick-"
"Oh, shit, he has a skateboard! HE'S A RADICAL MUSLIM! KILL HIM!"
*gunshots*

I'm honored, sir.

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Geilinor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Geilinor » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:41 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:An official public broadcast would be a start, followed by regulations on advertising

Wow.

So, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to counter what you perceive as an over appreciation of a San Francisco landmark you want to have an announcement and produce a series of ads that essentially say, "The Golden Gate bridge isn't that great people" and then...regulate people's appreciation of it? Like, "Whereas the Golden Gate Bridge is...um...overrated (whatever that means) it is established that from hence forth tourists shall not take pictures of the bridge and its image shall not be used in conjunction with images of San Francisco and effectively immediately Vista Point shall be closed, the turn outs on Conzelman Rd shall be closed and all parts of the Marin Headlands facing the bridge be closed to tourist traffic. All photographs at Fort Point must only include the fort itself and have any images of the bridge be consequential or removed from the photo. That will show that stupid bridge."

And that will stop an over-reaction to the Golden Gate Bridge? Have I got that right?
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Mirakai
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mirakai » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:50 pm

Caracasus wrote:
Povinksi wrote:What if a business restricts somebody else's freedom? Or what if a business hurts somebody?



Nah, if it's private enterprise restricting people's freedoms, or hurting people for profit it's fine. If it's the government restricting people's freedoms for what they see as the greater good it's evil tyranny. C'mon mate, keep up!
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Grey Wolf » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:16 am

Ailiailia wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Not being able to have children is an upgrade because children are dreadful.


Children steal your life. Then, in the ultimate insult, they attend your funeral.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:17 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Staythefout wrote:After the alleged massacre

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Ava Ire
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Ava Ire » Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:33 pm

Katyuscha wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:I read her book Anthem. I thought it was utter shit.

She should've titled it 'Aynthem"

(In relation to Ayn Rand, author of Anthem.)
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Ex-Nation

Postby Geilinor » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:27 pm

I got a chuckle out of this one:
Zeinbrad wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Conservative Libertarian YEC to goddamn atheist statist scum.

Here I thought your username was suppose to be ironic.
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Luna Amore
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Luna Amore » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:15 pm

Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"


*edit* Yes, I am that mature.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:03 pm

Luna Amore wrote:Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"


*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

:rofl:
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:34 am

Luna Amore wrote:Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"


*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

:rofl:
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Ex-Nation

Postby Geilinor » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:56 pm

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The Siverian Republic wrote:You think the Universe came from nothing, that the Big Bang happened just to happen? Everyone was created by God and God made you and me, along with Earth, the Sun, etc. If you go to Hell, and wonder why, remember this conversation we had

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Geilinor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Geilinor » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:56 pm

Luna Amore wrote:Max adds code at Mouse's request. I can't stop laughing.

maxbarry : The code changelog says, "Added 'butthole' by mod request"


*edit* Yes, I am that mature.

:rofl:
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Wallenburg
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Wallenburg » Thu Sep 03, 2015 5:23 pm

Herrebrugh wrote:
The Siverian Republic wrote:Of course. The universe can't come from nowhere, and the bible says that the Romans had Jesus executed. The Romans were real, so apply that logic.

London is featured in Harry Potter. London is a real place, so apply that logic.
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Risottia
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Risottia » Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:20 am

Farnhamia wrote:*** DEAT for posting past the forum ban on Kotta Telangana, which nation is also deleted ***


Great Jiisakiiwigaan wrote:You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that:

1) I actually care about my nations being deleted.
2) I actually have an iota of respect for the moderators on this forum.

Carry on deleting imaginary property to compensate for your lack of masculinity.



Farnhamia wrote:It is true that I am very deficient in masculinity. The rules are for everyone. You can protest and appeal a ban using a GHR on the help page but coming back to the forums you've been banned from isn't the way to do that.



GO FARN! :clap:
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Jute
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jute » Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:32 am

Risottia wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:*** DEAT for posting past the forum ban on Kotta Telangana, which nation is also deleted ***


Great Jiisakiiwigaan wrote:You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that:

1) I actually care about my nations being deleted.
2) I actually have an iota of respect for the moderators on this forum.

Carry on deleting imaginary property to compensate for your lack of masculinity.



Farnhamia wrote:It is true that I am very deficient in masculinity. The rules are for everyone. You can protest and appeal a ban using a GHR on the help page but coming back to the forums you've been banned from isn't the way to do that.



GO FARN! :clap:

To be honest, this follow-up quote is even better:
The Black Forrest wrote:
I heard on good authority that Farnhamia has no desire to compensate for lack of masculinity.
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Tinfect
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:44 am

Somehow not on here yet.

Wallenburg wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:Edit: When mods collide....

After extensive research, I have developed a hypothesis as to the events immediately following the collision of two Moderaton atoms.

Moderaton (Mod) is a heavy element easily distinguished from common NationStates substances, particularly due to its bright red hue and tendency to emit high-energy particles capable of damaging or even destroying lighter atoms. Moderaton is not to be conflated with Adminium (Ad), a very heavy element capable of annihilating even stronger elements.

Due to its rare nature, Moderaton naturally appears as one lone atom, diligently observing other atoms and properly ejecting exotic subatomic particles known as Wharn and Bann particles, respectively named after Peter Wharn and Elizabeth Bann, who have spent the last several decades confirming the nature of rare NationStates elements. However, Moderaton atoms occasionally pass nearby one another, forming weak bonds and then flinging away from each other on their paths to observe the universe. Were two Moderaton atoms to collide, these bonds could last longer or even become permanent, creating a new molecule unheard of in the NationStates universe.

The nature of this molecule is unclear. Perhaps it would serve as a stabilizing force in our universe, allowing for homeostasis to become a more realistic possibility. Perhaps it would be dangerous and decay, releasing unprecedented quantities of Wharn and Bann particles, plunging NationStates into a new dark age. We can only hope that such a collision is unlikely and that our imperfect existence may be maintained by the forces of solitary Moderaton atoms.
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Imperializt Russia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Imperializt Russia » Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:10 am

I think it is, actually, but I couldn't be sure.
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Their relationship would go without a hitch.

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:44 am

Tinfect wrote:Somehow not on here yet.

Wallenburg wrote:After extensive research, I have developed a hypothesis as to the events immediately following the collision of two Moderaton atoms.

Moderaton (Mod) is a heavy element easily distinguished from common NationStates substances, particularly due to its bright red hue and tendency to emit high-energy particles capable of damaging or even destroying lighter atoms. Moderaton is not to be conflated with Adminium (Ad), a very heavy element capable of annihilating even stronger elements.

Due to its rare nature, Moderaton naturally appears as one lone atom, diligently observing other atoms and properly ejecting exotic subatomic particles known as Wharn and Bann particles, respectively named after Peter Wharn and Elizabeth Bann, who have spent the last several decades confirming the nature of rare NationStates elements. However, Moderaton atoms occasionally pass nearby one another, forming weak bonds and then flinging away from each other on their paths to observe the universe. Were two Moderaton atoms to collide, these bonds could last longer or even become permanent, creating a new molecule unheard of in the NationStates universe.

The nature of this molecule is unclear. Perhaps it would serve as a stabilizing force in our universe, allowing for homeostasis to become a more realistic possibility. Perhaps it would be dangerous and decay, releasing unprecedented quantities of Wharn and Bann particles, plunging NationStates into a new dark age. We can only hope that such a collision is unlikely and that our imperfect existence may be maintained by the forces of solitary Moderaton atoms.


Actually, I remember seeing that posted here a little over a month ago.
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Siverian Republic » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:29 pm

Gyllia wrote:The 6,578th monkey twerked way too hard and its butt flew off
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Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:36 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
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Maybe you should've taken the moment to get a better leash.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Doughertania » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:34 am

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Ex-Nation

Postby The Siverian Republic » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:41 pm

Greater Prussian Realm wrote:Berlin is my capital...nobody is attacking...
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Postby The Siverian Republic » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:43 pm

Greater Prussian Realm wrote:How the hell do you know what all of these places are called considering you are just now scouting across the ocean?
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Mon Sep 07, 2015 3:00 am

On the subject of a violent Texan secession:
The balkens wrote:
Omega America II wrote:I still am surprised other states haven't done this yet now. It's stunning.


If they want a sequel, its going to have the same plot, bigger budget and the same ending.
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Postby The Siverian Republic » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:17 am

Greater Prussian Realm wrote:Ah, but every other nation in this thread is stronger than you. Bring it on would not go so well for you.
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Intervention in Daniel-Franklin Civil War=Ongoing
Spanish-American War=Withdrawal
[color=#0000FF]US
Christianity
Peace
Wiping out North Korea
Socialism (not a communist!)
DBZ
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